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[O]nce Obama gets into office, Christians are going to be targeted in this country more than ever. His cousin (who he's close to) is responsible for all of those Christians in Kenya being burned alive in their churches. Why do people in this country think that they're immune to such persecution?

Fidel Castro was openly democrat when he got office as well.

Christians need to seriously be thinking in terms of what to do when Obama takes office. The Bible says we'll be persecuted, but it also says we can flee from persecution if it's possible.

Mezuzas, Rapture Ready 58 Comments [6/13/2008 7:55:15 AM]
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Dinomancer

Wait, what cousin in Kenya? Sauce plz?

6/13/2008 8:14:14 AM

werewolf

Obama is related to Fidel Castro, now? Whodathunkit?

6/13/2008 8:21:01 AM

approximate

G'head 'n flee. Nobody wants you.

Cue pie chart.

6/13/2008 8:23:07 AM

nf

"...we can flee from persecution if it's possible."

Yeah, its pretty hard nowdays to do impossible things.

6/13/2008 8:25:20 AM

redfergus

None of this is remotely true. In fact it's fucking demented. Anyway, I thought the Rapture was nigh, so what does it matter to these people?



6/13/2008 9:07:20 AM

David B.

No, Mezuzas, Obama is actually a descendant of Jesus himself. Once elected, he plans to nuke all the Darwinists, declare Islam illegal, replace the constitution with the ten commandments, repeal votes, education and rights for women, publicly hang all the abortionists, abolish all taxes and give everyone guns in lieu of rebates. As soon as he's done that, Jesus will return to Earth and Barrack will resign the presidency to make way for him.

Now do you want to vote for him?

6/13/2008 9:20:15 AM

Andreus

[CITATION NEEDED]

6/13/2008 9:34:56 AM

Kristine

Reminds me of Futurama: "Once Obama gets into office, he'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat, and he'll break into people's houses at night and wreck up the place!"

6/13/2008 9:42:48 AM

Dr. Funkenstein

But if the Rapture's imminent, why the fuck do you care?

6/13/2008 9:47:47 AM

Bork

"Fidel Castro was openly democrat when he got office as well."

This one is interesting. Does he mean that Fidel was a member of the (american) democrat party, or just that he was a believer in democracy? If it was the latter does that mean you shouldn't elect someone who wants democracy?

6/13/2008 10:01:13 AM

kingoftheheavies

Yes, yes that's the answer. Flee. Flee now. Do not wait. Go.

6/13/2008 11:01:42 AM

CtraK

David B. - but if he's a descendant of Jesus, that means his lineage runs through the Merovingians, and hence those freedom-hating French. So definitely not a vote there.

6/13/2008 11:17:22 AM

tmr

Um, what cousin? And, how close are they, considering Obama has been to Kenya twice in his life, and grew up in Hawaii with his white mother and grandparents. There wasn't much opportunity to grow close to a muslim cousin in Kenya who burned christians alive in their churches.

Cite your source or stop making shit up. Obama stands on his own merit and you just can't deal with that. A politician without any skeletons in his closet or secrets in his past or stupidity in his past...that just goes against your way of thinking so you make shit up.

Here's an idea for you christians. Next January, when the black, liberal president takes office, you can all leave. Get the hell out of my country so we can get it back on track and get rid of the ridiculous amount of time spent on fundie appeasement.

6/13/2008 11:47:23 AM

Mister Spak

"Christians need to seriously be thinking in terms of what to do when Obama takes office."

Move to another country. Saudi Arabia is very religious. You'll like it there.

6/13/2008 11:59:28 AM

aaa

These rapturites are probably going to take some Kool-aid...

6/13/2008 12:31:20 PM

Lee

Augh, so stupid. 85% of the population saying "we're being persecuted!"

6/13/2008 1:12:34 PM

Andrew

Yes! You must flee! Flee to the mountains where you cannot bother people who live in the real world! Flee little one! Flee!


6/13/2008 1:26:22 PM

John

His cousin (who he's close to) is responsible for all of those Christians in Kenya being burned alive in their churches.

What? Dick Cheney burned Christians alive in their churches? The hell you say! Are there no depths to the evil of that man!

6/13/2008 2:19:39 PM

Horsefeathers

"[O]nce Obama gets into office, Christians are going to be targeted in this country more than ever."

You mean they'll finally have some semblance of substance to their incessant complaints of persecution? And you guys don't want him elected?

"His cousin (who he's close to) is responsible for all of those Christians in Kenya being burned alive in their churches."

Oh, how nice. Resorting to libel now are we?

"Why do people in this country think that they're immune to such persecution?"

I'd be interested to be given even a single example of the majority persecuting itself.

"Fidel Castro was openly democrat when he got office as well."

Possibly. I'll admit that some tin pot dictator of a rinky-dink island chain isn't high on my list of people to know about. What's your point?

"Christians need to seriously be thinking in terms of what to do when Obama takes office."

You could move. There are various uninhabited islands all over the world. I'm sure you could move there. Bring your winter coat since most of them are in located on the poles somewhere.

"The Bible says we'll be persecuted, but it also says we can flee from persecution if it's possible."

Go for it. Start your own Christian Nation. Don't expect to be let back in when it all goes to hell and the real persecution begins at the hands of so called True Christians.

6/13/2008 3:34:42 PM



And the Christians being fed to lions.

Cause they've got lions..

and tigers...

Only in Kenya!

6/13/2008 3:48:38 PM

Max

So this fuckwit says believes this is a Christian nation and it's based on Judeo-Christian morality and all, then he turns around and asks "why do Christians think they're immune from persecution in this country?"

...These...people...don't have actual beliefs about the world. They just contort observations of society in whichever direction is convenient for them in accordance with their views on a topic.

Every poster at Rapture Ready belongs in an asylum.

6/13/2008 3:52:51 PM



do you even know who fidel castro is? I'm pretty sure he was not representing the american democratic party when he became president. Since it was, you know, in Cuba. As in: not in the US.

6/13/2008 3:54:07 PM

ID82

So if being persecuted if fullfilling a prophecy of the bible wouldn't you want to be persecuted?

6/13/2008 4:03:13 PM

Lefty Link

[citation needed, biatch]

6/13/2008 4:15:27 PM

shutterbug

That's right get into your sweatsuits, nike's, and drink the punch while waiting for a spaceship to take you to heaven.

6/13/2008 4:17:14 PM
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