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Atheists cannot keep me down. New Christian Knowledge is on the way.

I am a true Christian warrior. I am right. I don't give a fuck what you all say. I'm not sure what the fucks wrong with people, DOESN'T ANYONE KNOW HOW TO REASON ANYMORE? I bow at the foot of God and you should bow to me, his disciple. YouTube should be honored that God has allowed it to continue to exist. We will destroy the new Gospel of Charles Darwin.

Quit your partying
Quit your hookah smoking
Quit your bong smoking
Quit your crack freebasing
Quit your heroin shooting
Quit your evolutionist propaganda
Quit disobeying the Lord almighty
Quit voting for Democrats
Quit spreading lies to children
Quit giving young boys Ritalin
Quit the molestation of the innocent in the Catholic Church
Quit trying to undermine our forces in Iraq
Quit denying the facts about the cosmos and moon
Obey the Lord
He is light
Light is great
God is great

The Church of New Christian Knowledge is one of the few truly Christian churches.

reynoldskevin37, Youtube 109 Comments [6/13/2008 12:18:44 PM]
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Submitted By: SeenAndNotSeen
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kingoftheheavies

I will bow to NO man, you dumb fuck. I will bow to NO god. I notice you mention young boys and molestation in consecutive lines.

6/13/2008 12:20:43 PM

Illuminatalie

If you were a truly Christian church, you would be the ONLY Christian churh.

6/13/2008 12:25:57 PM

Septic Sceptic

"Blessed are the arrogant mothefuckers"

- Excerpt from the first draft of the sermon on the mount.

6/13/2008 12:28:53 PM

IanC

He forgot about gay people.

6/13/2008 12:29:00 PM

David B.

"I am a true Christian warrior. I am right. I don't give a fuck what you all say. I'm not sure what the fucks wrong with people, DOESN'T ANYONE KNOW HOW TO REASON ANYMORE? I bow at the foot of God and you should bow to me, his disciple."

Surely that's "True Christian(tm)"?

And shouldn't a Christian have actually read the bible? Particularly Proverbs 8:13, 11:2, 13:10, 16:18, 29:23, etc?

6/13/2008 12:31:01 PM

Lucilius

Hallelujah, everybody! The Holy One is among us! He has revealed Himself!

Too bad he's pompous fucktard.

6/13/2008 12:37:17 PM

aaa

Fuck you, too.

6/13/2008 12:40:17 PM

Julia

That's right Youtube! Thank your lucky stars your servers haven't been smitten by the triumphant hand of the almighty!

I know it's hard, but try to get your head out of your ass.

6/13/2008 12:42:53 PM

Frank

Ah, a True Scotsman.

-Frank

6/13/2008 12:44:11 PM

Yellow

And jesus said (and I quote from mathew 5: 21):

"21Ye have heard that it was said of them of old time, Thou shalt not kill; and whosoever shall kill shall be in danger of the judgment:

"But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire!!! Unless they disagree with your brand of politics slightly. Then tell them to go fuck themselves. It also couldn’t hurt to ramble about some unrelated bullshit for a while and spew some poorly thought out crap about You Tube…"

I swear. It's right there in the king james version.

6/13/2008 12:44:52 PM

tmr

See, this is what christianity does to people. The arrogance and stupidity are off the charts.

6/13/2008 12:46:41 PM

Niobe

Quit yer bitchin?

Quite the language for a Christian Disciple.

6/13/2008 12:47:03 PM

Thundersqueaks

Anything you say, O Master *sigh*. Now, here's some crayons and a colouring book...go play.


6/13/2008 12:48:20 PM

Shann

The batshit crazy is strong with this one, young Jedi.

6/13/2008 12:51:25 PM

Paco the Droid

That is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while! Thanks for the laugh, now back to freebasing.

6/13/2008 12:54:33 PM

Cymro

I love how he finishes the list with an ALLAHU AKBAR! (well, translated) :P

6/13/2008 12:54:58 PM



What's "hookah smoking"?

6/13/2008 1:08:55 PM

Cabraxas

I should bow down to you? In yer dreams, you pompous, arrogant jerk. I know how to reason, you apparently, do not. New christian knowledge? Does this mean someone wrote a new buybull? Did they interpret the old one in a new way? Well, that's nothing new, you fundies have been re-interpreting the 'literal' book for centuries during your mental gymnastics to explain the contradictions. You obviously don't understand the facts about the cosmos and the moon (which is part of the cosmos, fool), so you have no right to even mention it. There is no gospel of Darwin since it is not a religion, simply a theory that explains what is still going on around us, and Darwin's work has nothing whatever to do with everything you mentioned, except evolution. Now stop thinking about young boys and take a dose of reality.

6/13/2008 1:12:37 PM

Grigadil

Zowie! Virtual Crackhead!!!1!

6/13/2008 1:12:53 PM

Mr Smith

Well that's ok then :) Just as long as I don't have to quit pot smoking or orgies with supermodels XD

6/13/2008 1:13:15 PM

emau99

[Atheists cannot keep me down. ] Keep making posts like this, and they won’t have to.

[I am a true Christian warrior.] Just like Jesus, eh?

[I am right.] Prove it.

[I don't give a fuck what you all say.] An attitude that does you credit, sir.

[I'm not sure what the fucks wrong with people, DOESN'T ANYONE KNOW HOW TO REASON ANYMORE?] You've done a pretty poor job of it so far.

[I bow at the foot of God and you should bow to me, his disciple.] Go fuck yourself with a power drill, your assholiness.

[YouTube should be honored that God has allowed it to continue to exist.] You should be honored that they allow you to post this crap.

[We will destroy the new Gospel of Charles Darwin.] Yadda yadda yadda.

[Quit your partying] Why?

[Quit your hookah smoking...bong smoking…crack freebasing…heroin shooting] I don’t do any of these.

[Quit your evolutionist propaganda] Such as?

[Quit disobeying the Lord almighty] Hypocrite.

[Quit voting for Democrats] Fuck you.

[Quit spreading lies to children] Hypocrite.

[Quit giving young boys Ritalin] Are you a doctor?

[Quit the molestation of the innocent in the Catholic Church] Not my department.

[Quit trying to undermine our forces in Iraq] Fuck you.

[Quit denying the facts about the cosmos and moon] I’ve forgotten more about the cosmos and the moon than you will ever know.

[Obey the Lord…He is light…Light is great…God is great] Blah blah blah.

[The Church of New Christian Knowledge is one of the few truly Christian churches.] This begs the question--are you a true Scotsman?

6/13/2008 1:16:58 PM

Paler_Face

Quit your gibbering.

6/13/2008 1:33:05 PM

Poisoned Rationality

Septic Sceptic: Why is it that I hear Samuel L. Jackson's voice in my head every time I see your comment? :)

6/13/2008 1:33:25 PM

Wilhelm

Well, if we would all remember the book of Fundie (and keep it holy, yea):

1 Watcheth thee thine YouTube for it is a gift from the Almighty and keepeth thine content holy that thou might avoideth mine smiting.
2 Remember thine other forms of entertainment and keepeth they clean as well that thou might avoid the ghey.
3 Smoketh not thine good shit neither thy bad that it is an insult to Me for the fumes cannot reach this high and I will become angry and smite thee.
4 Supporteth thine forces with hollow acts such as with thine ribbon magnets which I shall look upon and be pleased.
5 Medicate not young boys lest they be touched by the Father and then I shall have a dilemma with my smiting and may opt for smiting by proxy.
6 I am light
7 I am Great.
8 Thou shalt have Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, since this is my command.
9. There I was . . . mother of God, there I am!

6/13/2008 1:33:49 PM

Bryan65

Just another internet pussy. Tough on the internet, pussy everywhere else.

6/13/2008 1:39:13 PM
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