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Actually demons. These are those inter dimensional entities.

Im actually going to Nigeria soon, this is were alot of these supernatural things happen. Ill gladly take you to show you some of them, but be warned,
theyre very ugly, you wont be able to sleep for a few weeks.
Over there they are quite used to it, alot of witchdoctors.
But in developed countries they lay low, to the point people think theyre fairytales.

Komodomitsu, Gametrailers 34 Comments [6/13/2008 1:56:18 PM]
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Thundersqueaks

"Over there they are quite used to it, alot of witchdoctors.
But in developed countries they lay low, to the point people think theyre fairytales."


Evangelical faith healers are (unfortunately) not fairytales.

6/13/2008 2:04:33 PM

tmr

Oh, demons with an agenda. How exciting.

6/13/2008 2:08:31 PM

Grigadil

Apostrophe, bitch!

6/13/2008 2:11:35 PM

Waiting for God

No more supernatural things happen in Nigeria than the rest of the world.

Nigerians as a whole are far more superstitious, than even you fundies are, and so consequently a lot of people get burnt, tortured or burial alive by their neighbours, as they are believed to be 'witches' or 'demons'.

You are a throw back to a darker age.

Burn the witches, burn them.

6/13/2008 2:15:59 PM

DW

Black people are not demons you racist!

6/13/2008 2:20:29 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Considering the obvious credulity of this guy, what are the odds he's going to Nigeria hoping to collect a fortune from a deposed monarch, assassinated millionaire industrialist or similar?

6/13/2008 2:21:15 PM

Horsefeathers

"Im actually going to Nigeria soon, this is were alot of these supernatural things happen."

Oh, so that's where your psychiatrist told you they were taking you. I suspect your trip will be much shorter. Probably no further than the local loony bin.

6/13/2008 2:22:42 PM

Mister Spak

"But in developed countries they lay low, to the point people think theyre fairytales."

Or maybe they *are* fairy tales, and only superstitious primitives believe them?

6/13/2008 2:48:08 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

I have a lot of friends from Africa who have encountered similar stupidity from people who get all their "knowledge" of "The Dark Continent" from old Tarzan movies, circa 1935. They think everyone there lives in huts, wears bones through their noses, and have never heard of such things as electricity or automobiles. Sheesh!

If you're going to Nigeria, the biggest threat is being conned by high-tech scammers, not demons and witchdoctors.

6/13/2008 2:54:25 PM

aaa

Try avoiding bullets!

6/13/2008 3:10:01 PM

Beeblebrox

Im actually going to Nigeria soon, this is were alot of these supernatural things happen.

Or you're going to a section that's less well-developed than other places and, as a consequence, myths, religion, and superstition are relied on for explanations rather than science.




6/13/2008 3:11:58 PM

Ranger Joe

Burn the Heretic. Purge the Mutant.

6/13/2008 3:16:18 PM

Illuminatalie

"But in developed countries they lay low, to the point people think theyre fairytales"
Now why to do they do that? You ignorant fuck, please stay there and play medieval games with the country folk all you want. I'm sure even in Nigeria most people regard your kind as mentally ill and dangerously backward.

6/13/2008 3:18:26 PM



Funny how superstitious people who have no access to our technology or scientific advancements have a problem with demons.

6/13/2008 3:30:26 PM

Quantum Mechanic

"this is were alot of these supernatural things happen"

Like your passing 8th grade English?

6/13/2008 3:32:15 PM

Mr Smith

But in developed countries they lay low, to the point people think theyre fairytales.

Yeah.... Apparently elves and fairies are afraid of iron.

6/13/2008 3:37:24 PM

Grogs

Amazing how the demon population in an area is inversely proportional to the prevalence of electronic devices like cameras which could record their presence. These fundies should just carry video cameras around - 100% protection from demons.

6/13/2008 3:54:54 PM

Grigadil

Actually demons.

Suddenly Seymour.

6/13/2008 4:12:10 PM

Funnyguts

Inter-dimensional outer space beings!

6/13/2008 4:45:58 PM

Thinking Allowed

So that's what all those email scammers are. I figured it was someone looking to make a fast buck by a 419.

6/13/2008 5:03:16 PM

Xotan

alot???? Don't you speak proper English?

And you want to go to Nigeria. Actually, Nigeria is where all those scam emails that my filters exorcise come from.

6/13/2008 5:59:30 PM

DoubleJ

The laws of physics work differently in Nigeria? Interesting to know.

6/13/2008 6:12:02 PM

Reverend Davidius

@ Quantum Mechanic - It's worse than that. I learned to separate "a" and "lot" ("alot") back in sixth grade, as did the rest of my more competent classmates.

6/13/2008 6:57:03 PM

Pyroclasm

Why is it these things always happen in far away places with little to no news coverage? It's awfully convenient.

6/13/2008 7:59:39 PM

Mayhem

Are you going to collect your share of the 53 million dollars that they said they wanted to put into your bank account?

6/13/2008 8:10:03 PM
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