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Sadly school has degraded to teaching facts...

Wally, Rapture Ready 89 Comments [6/13/2008 6:52:47 PM]
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Submitted By: kat
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dpareja

No, we're not going to teach your dogma.

...wait, are you admitting that your dogma isn't a fact?

6/13/2008 6:56:00 PM

Mister Spak

What has the world come to? Next thing you know children will be learning things.

6/13/2008 6:58:05 PM

ChildeofMalkav

Yeah, myths are out, facts are in.

6/13/2008 6:58:41 PM

jellobiafra79

Yeah, what a bunch of fucking morons.

Wait, what?

6/13/2008 6:59:33 PM

Mike

Please be poe...

6/13/2008 7:01:17 PM

Proserpina

What on earth? We should teach children that the sky is purple with leopard spots then? Or maybe that the moon is made of cheese? You would find that acceptable? Children need facts, not your nasty fiction to blight their lives!

6/13/2008 7:01:28 PM

libber

Wait...SADLY?!

Ann Coulter, you were right. I do hate America.

6/13/2008 7:01:29 PM

Carbonated Margarine

You're kidding. When did this happen? Last week?

6/13/2008 7:01:34 PM

satellites

as opposed to..?

6/13/2008 7:06:51 PM

Count Zapolai

that. is. beautiful.

6/13/2008 7:09:05 PM

aaa

This is a golden quote.

6/13/2008 7:17:13 PM

Horsefeathers

"Sadly school has degraded to teaching facts..."

Um...

er...

NO SHIT! Moron.

6/13/2008 7:23:07 PM

BeemerRefugee1990

Damn, satellites beat me to it.

6/13/2008 7:24:27 PM

Cosmic Muffin

The full sentence reads "Sadly school has degraded to teaching facts and moral relativity."

Myths and fascism, that's what we need! That's why we need the Christian Right!

Somewhere in the void I hear Joseph Goebbels quietly laughing to himself.

6/13/2008 7:25:15 PM

Illuminatalie

More religious assholes rationalizing that the social problems caused by religion can be solved by - you guessed it - MORE religion.

6/13/2008 7:25:39 PM

Return of Rob

What a senseless tragedy.

6/13/2008 7:26:51 PM

Lucilius

'Sokay. We've still got the church to teach us bullshit.

6/13/2008 7:34:39 PM

PNO

I've noticed that many fundies have a habit of putting arbitrary words in quotes.

Example: what those blasphemous heathens don't "realize" is that you can't "have" a marriage between two fags.

But when it would actually work to their advantage, they don't fucking do it.

6/13/2008 7:37:45 PM

Keegah

He could mean it as in school only teaches concrete set in stone facts, and not abstract ideas such as philosophy.
But I doubt it.

6/13/2008 7:41:20 PM

anti-nonsense

errr...isn't that the entire point of school?

6/13/2008 7:42:22 PM

anevilmeme

Nah, too easy.

6/13/2008 7:46:24 PM

tmr

This is either a troll or a total and complete moron.

6/13/2008 7:48:18 PM

kingoftheheavies

I don't even know what to say...

o_O

6/13/2008 7:51:37 PM

Darth_Toxic

I think it's somebody being sarcastic. I gave it a 1.

6/13/2008 7:55:34 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

This comes from a thread discussing the supposedly horrible way that Darrell Scott, the father of one of the Columbine school shooting victims, was treated when he testified before Congress — a tale passed around fundy circles via spam e-mail. However, Scopes does a pretty good job of debunking the extraneous material (i.e., LIES) the fundies added to the story. It's at:

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/scott.asp

6/13/2008 7:55:50 PM
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