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[Response to 4 young Boy Scouts killed in tornados]

Of course, if all four of those casualties ended up in eternal paradise, that would be pretty all-loving, wouldn't it?

Crimson Hellkite, GameFAQs 54 Comments [6/13/2008 7:01:39 PM]
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Submitted By: Bill O'Rly
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Pedantic Twit

I hate you people.

As far as I'm concerned, this quotation condenses and epitomizes the fundies' evil.

6/13/2008 7:06:31 PM

Paler_Face

FUCK YOU!

6/13/2008 7:16:30 PM

Pyroclasm

Yeah, because the ends justify the means, right Machiavelli?

6/13/2008 7:17:12 PM

Chancellor Gorkon

If it were REAL. Asshole.

6/13/2008 7:19:30 PM

BeemerRefugee1990

ASSWIPE!

Let's send a fucking tornado through YOUR house, and see how YOU like it!

6/13/2008 7:22:26 PM

aaa

What about a hurricane to yer house?

6/13/2008 7:23:30 PM

Illuminatalie

To you it's not a tragedy, it's a sales opportunity. Vulture.

6/13/2008 7:23:36 PM

Lucilius

If you want to comfort yourself with that thought, I guess that's OK; just remember it's the same justification used by apologists for guys who strap bombs to themselves.

6/13/2008 7:32:52 PM

fortean chicken

See? THIS is why the Romans used to kill Christians where ever they found them.

6/13/2008 7:36:59 PM

tmr

You're a sick mofo and I hope you get whirled away in a tornado to your god.

6/13/2008 7:43:39 PM

anti-nonsense

Errr...no actually, it wouldn't. What about the suffering of their families?

6/13/2008 7:46:26 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Well, you know, they'd still have experienced an agonising death and be utterly separated from all their friends and family with no means of contacting them, not to mention they'd know their family was mourning them, plus they'd have had far shorter, less fulfilling lives than they might otherwise have had - but other than that, yeah, real "loving". All bullshit anyway, of course, but even if it were true, that's not my idea of a happy ending. Not to mention, of course, your religion having such ridiculous requirements for entering heaven that, in all probability, at least some of those children, after undeservedly being excruciatingly battered and torn apart by the forces of nature, would burn in hell forever.

6/13/2008 7:47:08 PM

emau99

Four families have just been devastated, and you think it's time to evangelize.

Four young boys just died violent, painful deaths, and you're happy for them.

Speaking as somoebody who's watched a loved one suffer a painful death, and on behalf of all others like me:

Fuck you, you deranged asshole.

6/13/2008 7:48:19 PM

approximate

We're Pro-Life!

6/13/2008 7:49:24 PM

kingoftheheavies

I would love to be allowed to kill you.

6/13/2008 7:57:41 PM

Mayhem

Die in a fire.
A. BIG. FUCKING. FIRE.

6/13/2008 8:04:58 PM

Mister Spak

God is smiting the boy scouts for the sin of anti gay bigotry.

6/13/2008 8:08:48 PM

Firthy2002

Fuck you.

6/13/2008 8:16:59 PM

Old Viking

These people are devoid of empathy.

6/13/2008 8:20:12 PM

Milking the Catz

Oh, look at the next comment they left -

"I don't see what's so shocking about that. Can't really see anybody in heaven complaining that they're dead."

FOADIAF.

6/13/2008 8:25:11 PM

Ephraim the Retarded Rabbit

And I'm a horrible person for not being a believer?

6/13/2008 8:33:19 PM

tracer

Uh oh ... Boy Scout number 3 had a moment where his faith in Jesus wavered, just hours before the tornado killed him. If God had waited another day, Boy Scout number 3 would've come back into the fold and all 4 of them would have gone to heaven.

As it stands, though, All-Loving God sent scout #3 to burn in eternal torment.

6/13/2008 8:33:22 PM

Blackvoice

If you are tortured for days and then go to heaven, that would be pretty all-loving, wouldn't it? I guess we should give your tormenters an award!

6/13/2008 8:54:30 PM

CeilingCat

Then why don't you go kill yourself?

6/13/2008 8:55:08 PM



Hank is so nice he's going to make you leave town, but then give you a billion dollars. You should kiss his ass.

6/13/2008 9:04:26 PM
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