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#541347
Pedantic Twit
I hate you people.
As far as I'm concerned, this quotation condenses and epitomizes the fundies' evil.
6/13/2008 7:06:31 PM
#541366
Paler_Face
FUCK YOU!
6/13/2008 7:16:30 PM
#541368
Pyroclasm
Yeah, because the ends justify the means, right Machiavelli?
6/13/2008 7:17:12 PM
#541375
Chancellor Gorkon
If it were REAL. Asshole.
6/13/2008 7:19:30 PM
#541381
BeemerRefugee1990
ASSWIPE!
Let's send a fucking tornado through YOUR house, and see how YOU like it!
6/13/2008 7:22:26 PM
#541383
aaa
What about a hurricane to yer house?
6/13/2008 7:23:30 PM
#541384
Illuminatalie
To you it's not a tragedy, it's a sales opportunity. Vulture.
6/13/2008 7:23:36 PM
#541401
Lucilius
If you want to comfort yourself with that thought, I guess that's OK; just remember it's the same justification used by apologists for guys who strap bombs to themselves.
6/13/2008 7:32:52 PM
#541405
fortean chicken
See? THIS is why the Romans used to kill Christians where ever they found them.
6/13/2008 7:36:59 PM
#541417
tmr
You're a sick mofo and I hope you get whirled away in a tornado to your god.
6/13/2008 7:43:39 PM
#541420
anti-nonsense
Errr...no actually, it wouldn't. What about the suffering of their families?
6/13/2008 7:46:26 PM
#541421
Brain_In_A_Jar
Well, you know, they'd still have experienced an agonising death and be utterly separated from all their friends and family with no means of contacting them, not to mention they'd know their family was mourning them, plus they'd have had far shorter, less fulfilling lives than they might otherwise have had - but other than that, yeah, real "loving". All bullshit anyway, of course, but even if it were true, that's not my idea of a happy ending. Not to mention, of course, your religion having such ridiculous requirements for entering heaven that, in all probability, at least some of those children, after undeservedly being excruciatingly battered and torn apart by the forces of nature, would burn in hell forever.
6/13/2008 7:47:08 PM
#541426
emau99
Four families have just been devastated, and you think it's time to evangelize.
Four young boys just died violent, painful deaths, and you're happy for them.
Speaking as somoebody who's watched a loved one suffer a painful death, and on behalf of all others like me:
Fuck you, you deranged asshole.
6/13/2008 7:48:19 PM
#541428
approximate
We're Pro-Life!
6/13/2008 7:49:24 PM
#541441
kingoftheheavies
I would love to be allowed to kill you.
6/13/2008 7:57:41 PM
#541449
Mayhem
Die in a fire.
A. BIG. FUCKING. FIRE.
6/13/2008 8:04:58 PM
#541454
Mister Spak
God is smiting the boy scouts for the sin of anti gay bigotry.
6/13/2008 8:08:48 PM
#541463
Firthy2002
Fuck you.
6/13/2008 8:16:59 PM
#541470
Old Viking
These people are devoid of empathy.
6/13/2008 8:20:12 PM
#541484
Milking the Catz
Oh, look at the next comment they left -
"I don't see what's so shocking about that. Can't really see anybody in heaven complaining that they're dead."
FOADIAF.
6/13/2008 8:25:11 PM
#541503
Ephraim the Retarded Rabbit
And I'm a horrible person for not being a believer?
6/13/2008 8:33:19 PM
#541504
tracer
Uh oh ... Boy Scout number 3 had a moment where his faith in Jesus wavered, just hours before the tornado killed him. If God had waited another day, Boy Scout number 3 would've come back into the fold and all 4 of them would have gone to heaven.
As it stands, though, All-Loving God sent scout #3 to burn in eternal torment.
6/13/2008 8:33:22 PM
#541550
Blackvoice
If you are tortured for days and then go to heaven, that would be pretty all-loving, wouldn't it? I guess we should give your tormenters an award!
6/13/2008 8:54:30 PM
#541551
CeilingCat
Then why don't you go kill yourself?
6/13/2008 8:55:08 PM
#541573
Hank is so nice he's going to make you leave town, but then give you a billion dollars. You should kiss his ass.
6/13/2008 9:04:26 PM
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