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Feel sorry for yourself atheist boy.
When we ll take over America - you will have to leave the country. There will be no plaec for you
[6/13/2008 8:18:30 PM]
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Submitted By: TheDoc
We have Europe, Russia and China.
6/13/2008 8:20:28 PM
6/13/2008 8:21:11 PM
And they wonder why Atheists have an issue with Christians....
6/13/2008 8:22:46 PM
I won't be leaving.
I know where you are.
6/13/2008 8:25:09 PM
I thought Christian fundamentalists were being persecuted in America. Now you're taking over? I wish you'd make up your minds.
6/13/2008 8:26:07 PM
Plaec is overrated anyway. It tastes kind of gamey.
6/13/2008 8:28:21 PM
You dumbasses are the ones that have controlled the country up till now. We're the ones taking over.
6/13/2008 8:28:33 PM
If Christians take over the country to that extent I will willingly and happily leave on my own. If the right-wing extremist movement tries to back it's way up my ass any farther than it already has with it's unbearable legislation, idiotic war and endless lobbyist butt-kissing, I would probably be long gone. Canada looks better and better every day.
6/13/2008 8:31:14 PM
I think you need to take over a command of English first.
6/13/2008 8:34:54 PM
Shhhh, everyone ... wait ... quiet for a second. I think ... Yeah, I think I hear Thomas Jefferson sobbing gently face down in his grave.
6/13/2008 8:37:36 PM
Don't worry Mr Jefferson, we'll neutralize them. It won't take too much of either effort or brainpower.
6/13/2008 8:46:52 PM
We? Who's "we"? If he means Christians, they already control America. If he means the raving, hate-filled, pecksniffing, holier-than-thou evangelical fundies like himself who will never make up more than 15%-20% of the country, even mainstream Christians don't like them.
6/13/2008 8:52:53 PM
There's not a fuck of a lot of plaque for me now.
6/13/2008 9:00:40 PM
You forgot the talking points, Evans. You're supposed to whine about being "persecuted and oppressed." You're supposed to talk about the secret anti-Christian conspiracy between the atheists, Muslims, gays, Scientologists and cannibals. You're not supposed to give away the secret plans! (sarcasm)
But seriously, you aren't going to take over anything because no one believes in or cares about you guys anymore. No one's buying it anymore; just look at the numbers. Move to Iran if you want to live in a theocracy because it isn't happening here.
6/13/2008 9:02:40 PM
Oooh! I da boogey-man! I go eat you!! Rahh!
6/13/2008 9:05:41 PM
They're taking over the country now? Looks like Canada will get all the atheists. We win!
6/13/2008 9:07:13 PM
Do you mean America the continent or the US?
If you mean the continent let me tell you you'll have a hard time with those catholic fundies, they're as bad as you, despite they believing basically the same thing, but they despise you and you despise them :D
6/13/2008 9:08:53 PM
@ Tomby Stone: LOL.
6/13/2008 9:13:40 PM
That wouldn't be a horrible fate. I'd go to the CERN athiest refugee camp.
6/13/2008 9:26:36 PM
i can has plaec now?
6/13/2008 9:27:13 PM
The Bush Administration has done its best to achieve that end, but fundies can fuck up anything – even with all the force of the government in their hands for eight years, they still can't achieve a takeover.
6/13/2008 9:27:48 PM
"When we ll take over America - you will have to leave the country. There will be no plaec for you"
you take it over? I'm sorry, but where the hell have you been for damn near the last decade?
6/13/2008 9:29:07 PM
"When fascism comes to America, it will be draped in a flag and carrying a cross."
(H. L. Mencken)
6/13/2008 9:31:12 PM
Feel the love.
6/13/2008 9:33:27 PM
I wouldn't have a problem with this if the U.S. didn,t have the most powerful military on the planet. We don't want to see that in the hands of fundies. Bad enough we had to wonder if Bush would start nuclear war...
6/13/2008 9:40:09 PM