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[Obama's "Birth Certificate" is actually a "Certification of Live Birth" which doesn't specify parents' marital status]

"really? you're concerned about the state of his parents marriage back in 1961 ? wow. you people are crazy." This is important information. If Obama's parents were not married, then he'll be ok with abolishing marriage for EVERYONE!

zzyzz, Suitable Flip 50 Comments [6/13/2008 6:53:27 PM]
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Mister Spak

And if he's half nigger, he'll require everyone to eat watermelon and fried chicken.

Holy shit, the fundies are going beserk over Obama! I can't wait to see what happens after election day. Fundies will be jumping out of windows thinking it's rapture day and expecting to fall up.

6/13/2008 6:57:20 PM

ChildeofMalkav

They're mad cause Obama isn't a crazy fundy like this guy.

6/13/2008 6:57:52 PM

Mike

Wow. If you can make that big of jump, you could beat Evel Kenieval.

6/13/2008 7:00:59 PM

Papabear

Yeah, my parents had a cat when I was born so in my adult life I've been campaigning for the elimination of dogs.

6/13/2008 7:02:58 PM

Return of Rob

But what if his parents were married?

THEN he'll be ok with forcing marriage for EVERYONE!

6/13/2008 7:03:59 PM

Carbonated Margarine

Obama's parents never played with SuperSoakers! He'll be okay with abolishing water for EVERYONE!

6/13/2008 7:07:09 PM

Moon Wolfhowl

I'm thinking Poe. I got some sarcasm from that. It seems more like they were posing an outlandish claim to further show how much of a non-issue it is.

6/13/2008 7:17:33 PM

Pyroclasm

You are wrong because:

#8: Total logical disconnect.

6/13/2008 7:18:04 PM

aaa

I love seeing fundies go ballistic.

6/13/2008 7:22:22 PM

Lucilius

Sounds like a good idea to me. Then fundies won't have to act embarrassed when they get caught screwing around.

6/13/2008 7:34:12 PM

Delmania

Clearly, the fact that he is married with 2 daughters resonates the fact he has a desire to abolish marriage. It's not like he left his crippled wife for a younger woman, even though she supported and loved him with all she had, is it?

6/13/2008 7:38:01 PM

Rawley

I think this guy is onto something!

6/13/2008 7:42:09 PM

tmr

Um, looking at my certificate is also says "Certificate of Live Birth". The majority of birth certificates say that because, well, they are documents certifying that a human being has been born, alive. As opposed to a death certificate. The term birth certificate is a generic term used by the general public. My Certificate of Live Birth specifies that my parents were "unmarried", but it names both my mother and my father as said parents. They were not married, they are my parents, and I was born alive.

My parents were not married but I myself am. Obama's parents were married, and he is married as well.

What the hell does any of it have to do with anything?

6/13/2008 7:47:39 PM

approximate

Yeah, so what? I was born in the US and my birth certificate doesn't say anything about my parents' marital status either. (they were, unfortunately, married)

6/13/2008 7:53:01 PM

anti-nonsense

Whoever submitted this should have formatted it to make the quote easier to see.

And, all I have to say about the quote itself, is "If only Mario could make leaps like you".

And my birth certificate doesn't say anything about my parent's martial status (they were married). I wasn't aware they ever did. But then I'm Canadian, maybe the standard is different in the US.

6/13/2008 7:53:17 PM

Illuminatalie

My man zzyzz is getting more irritable by the minute. I'm giving him shots of formazine. That should have him climbing the walls.

6/13/2008 7:54:47 PM

TYco

Yeah, and i heard he doesn't like dogs. SO HE'LL BAN DOGS EVERYWHERE!!!111!!!

And he doesn't like mayo on his turkey sandwiches. SO HE'LL DECLARE MAYO A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!!111!!!


6/13/2008 7:55:25 PM

emau99

[If Obama's parents were not married, then he'll be ok with abolishing marriage for EVERYONE!]

Name one person--just one--that has held any public office and seriously talked about abolishing marriage.

6/13/2008 7:56:33 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Holy shit, the fundies are going beserk over Obama! I can't wait to see what happens after election day. Fundies will be jumping out of windows thinking it's rapture day and expecting to fall up.

Well, we have expected this sort of thing from them for some time - as soon as their choices turned out to be either a (gasp!) black guy or a (shock!) woman, especially so soon after they've been spoiled rotten having a good old fashioned white, male, conservative, warmongering, fundie christian, anti-intellectual moron in charge for two terms, it was basically a given that they'd get hysterical.

6/13/2008 7:56:41 PM

Old Viking

Reactions like this are why I support Obama.

6/13/2008 8:27:14 PM

OhHolyHell

STUPIDEST. REASONING. EVER. Or lack thereof.

And what if he was born in a room where one of the nurses once saw someone do the ghey sex? That would mean that he is fond of the ghey sex! OMGzzzz.

And what if the man who installed the electric wiring in the hospital room was an atheist? Obama is probably an atheist then! LOLOLOLOL.


6/13/2008 8:33:12 PM

tracer

Isn't EVERY birth certificate a "Certificate of Live Birth"?

6/13/2008 8:34:38 PM

Dagger

*edit* The more I look at this, the more it screams "sarcasm".

6/13/2008 8:38:17 PM

Ephraim the Retarded Rabbit

@ OhHolyHell
Of course he's an atheist! Remember, atheists are another kind of Muslim, and we all know that he's a secret Muslim. Also, he must believe what his former pastor said!
Also, how do you pronounce "zzyzz"? Does it rhyme with "jizz"?

6/13/2008 8:41:32 PM



whutz?

6/13/2008 9:05:50 PM
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