[Obama's "Birth Certificate" is actually a "Certification of Live Birth" which doesn't specify parents' marital status]
"really? you're concerned about the state of his parents marriage back in 1961 ? wow. you people are crazy." This is important information. If Obama's parents were not married, then he'll be ok with abolishing marriage for EVERYONE!
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And if he's half nigger, he'll require everyone to eat watermelon and fried chicken.
Holy shit, the fundies are going beserk over Obama! I can't wait to see what happens after election day. Fundies will be jumping out of windows thinking it's rapture day and expecting to fall up.
Clearly, the fact that he is married with 2 daughters resonates the fact he has a desire to abolish marriage. It's not like he left his crippled wife for a younger woman, even though she supported and loved him with all she had, is it?
Um, looking at my certificate is also says "Certificate of Live Birth". The majority of birth certificates say that because, well, they are documents certifying that a human being has been born, alive. As opposed to a death certificate. The term birth certificate is a generic term used by the general public. My Certificate of Live Birth specifies that my parents were "unmarried", but it names both my mother and my father as said parents. They were not married, they are my parents, and I was born alive.
My parents were not married but I myself am. Obama's parents were married, and he is married as well.
What the hell does any of it have to do with anything?
Yeah, so what? I was born in the US and my birth certificate doesn't say anything about my parents' marital status either. (they were, unfortunately, married)
Whoever submitted this should have formatted it to make the quote easier to see.
And, all I have to say about the quote itself, is "If only Mario could make leaps like you".
And my birth certificate doesn't say anything about my parent's martial status (they were married). I wasn't aware they ever did. But then I'm Canadian, maybe the standard is different in the US.
Yeah, and i heard he doesn't like dogs. SO HE'LL BAN DOGS EVERYWHERE!!!111!!!
And he doesn't like mayo on his turkey sandwiches. SO HE'LL DECLARE MAYO A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!!111!!!
Holy shit, the fundies are going beserk over Obama! I can't wait to see what happens after election day. Fundies will be jumping out of windows thinking it's rapture day and expecting to fall up.
Well, we have expected this sort of thing from them for some time - as soon as their choices turned out to be either a (gasp!) black guy or a (shock!) woman, especially so soon after they've been spoiled rotten having a good old fashioned white, male, conservative, warmongering, fundie christian, anti-intellectual moron in charge for two terms, it was basically a given that they'd get hysterical.
[If Obama's parents were not married, then he'll be ok with abolishing marriage for EVERYONE!]
Name one person--just one--that has held any public office and seriously talked about abolishing marriage.
STUPIDEST. REASONING. EVER. Or lack thereof.
And what if he was born in a room where one of the nurses once saw someone do the ghey sex? That would mean that he is fond of the ghey sex! OMGzzzz.
And what if the man who installed the electric wiring in the hospital room was an atheist? Obama is probably an atheist then! LOLOLOLOL.
@ OhHolyHell
Of course he's an atheist! Remember, atheists are another kind of Muslim, and we all know that he's a secret Muslim. Also, he must believe what his former pastor said!
Also, how do you pronounce "zzyzz"? Does it rhyme with "jizz"?
Ummmm...I was born in the U.S. and I have both a Certificate of Live Birth AND a birth certificate. One comes from the hospital, the other comes from the county.
Why aren't they hollering about John McCain, who was born in the Panama Canal zone?
"If Obama's parents were not married, then he'll be ok with abolishing marriage for EVERYONE!"
Yeah, because that's how opinions are formed.
Coincidentally, my parents were married and I'm completely okay with abolishing marriage.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure this is sarcasm.
If not, I'm going to want to kill myself, but will ultimately decide to stick around just to see the reaction if he wins.
If Obama's parents were not married, then he'll be ok with abolishing marriage for EVERYONE!
My response to this comment is as follows, which is sarcastic and might be found disturbing, especially for men. Just warning you all ahead of time, especially since I like you guys:
I'm a woman, therefore I advocate immediate castration and breast implantations for all men. I mean, it's only logical, right?
No, no. Poe, way too over the top.
Either that or this is some horrific elder being and my pathetic, puny human mind has shut out its existence in order to save what laughable semblance of sanity I still have, and I thank the gods for that.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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