LoneWolf1984 #fundie

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Christians HATERS

(^ that's the title of his journal entry. Now get ready for a heaping pile of WTF)

Sense I was a kid after I'd saw SNOW WHITE & 7 dwarfs. I'd wanted to have girlfriend that look like SNOW WHITE . In 2003 I got. She'd happen to be my Pastor's oldest daughter.

When I was watching the OLD WCW.
I'm the one of that prayed to my God to save Sting the wrestler.
Now I'm prayed for the WWE's fall and have to sell it to TNA.
I'm talking to GOD to make WWE Fall like Roman Empire did but sooner than later cause Vince and Shane said that they could beat GOD in a wrestling.

So we all could play a video game that have all of the wrestlers from WCW/ECW/WWE/WWF AND OF COURSE TNA.

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old comment by Amos

In perhaps the most poignant revelation of one man's soul written this century, we see the true man behind the wrestling fan, as it were, mask. Certainly, this work will be replacing Meditations by the great stoic emperor Marcus Aurelius as my guide to living and the use of power. It may too replace, in translation throughout the world, St. Augustine's Confessions as a deep and penetrating look into both the imperfection and potential for transformation that are hallmarks of the human condition. But like a silence from an old and familiar companion, its subtlety and power are beyond my capacity for words. It is the new reality we will, with great effort, work to reveal in our own writing. To put it simply: my friends, we have found most perfectly formulated and composed writing of this century.

Either that or it just doesn't make any sense.

old comment by Horsefeathers

"Sense I was a kid after I'd saw SNOW WHITE & 7 dwarfs. I'd wanted to have girlfriend that look like SNOW WHITE . In 2003 I got. She'd happen to be my Pastor's oldest daughter."

Woohoo! You know what they say about preacher's (or in this case pastor's) daughters, don't ya? *wink* *wink*

"When I was watching the OLD WCW.
I'm the one of that prayed to my God to save Sting the wrestler.
Now I'm prayed for the WWE's fall and have to sell it to TNA.
I'm talking to GOD to make WWE Fall like Roman Empire did but sooner than later cause Vince and Shane said that they could beat GOD in a wrestling."

Ah, so this is where the WTFery comes in at...

"So we all could play a video game that have all of the wrestlers from WCW/ECW/WWE/WWF AND OF COURSE TNA."

Oooookay. I haven't a clue what any of this has to do with either your topic or first paragraph but, hey, whatever keeps you off the streets.

old comment by Abysses

Its not that hard to grasp if one understands the terminology. Sure its kinda weirdly funny, and random but not really fundie.

Ultimately all he is saying is that he wants "World Wrestling Entertainment" to fail to their competition, "Total Nonstop Action Wrestling" because the Owner of the WWE, Vince McMahon and his son Shane McMahon were involved in a ridiculous storyline in 2006 that involved them being in a wrestling feud with, among other things,"God" which obviously offended him. If TNA were to triumph over WWE and purchase the company, then they would acquire the rights to all their wrestlers and gimmicks. And presumably all the ones that WWE acquired over the years too. That would allow TNA to create a video game with all the memorable characters from all the major wrestling companies over time. Which, by most wrestling fan's standards WOULD be pretty cool. He also mentions he likes Professional Wrestler Steve Borden, who wrestled in WCW under the ring-name "Sting".

old comment by Anon-e-moose

The only thing destroyed about the WWE was the court case when the World Wildlife Fund sued the World Wrestling Federation for using 'WWF', and won. Thus they had to change it to 'WWE'.

It says so much about someone, particularly you, LoneWolf1984, when they profess to watch WWE wrestling - and LIKE it. Professional wrestling died a death here in the UK in the early 80s, when people realised that what they watched on a Saturday afternoon on World of Sport (with the likes of Jackie Pallo, Jim Breaks, 'Catweazle', Kendo Nagasaki, and of course Giant Haystacks and Big Daddy) wasn't REAL, as in an actual competition, like Boxing, Judo, full-contact Karate and Tae Kwon Do. When it was revealed to be all just an ACT.

But then wrestling is just that: Actors on Steroids. Physical Jerks. The whole thing contrived, prearranged (even the supposedly 'neutral' referees being part of it - transmitting moves in advance from one wrestler to the other, under the guise of warning the person after a 'foul'), FAKE.

I wonder what it'd be like, with all the glitz, explosions, razzmatazz, histrionics etc removed, and was more like Turkish, Mongolian, Cornish, or Greco-Roman wrestling (as seen in the Olympics)? Oh, but then the poor ADHD-affected rednecks like LoneWolf1984 would get bored quickly, the poor dears.

But there's always Sumo. It has ceremony and tradition (it's said to be the earliest of the martial arts), and great theatrical impact. But at least it's a REAL Competition. (Ah, I miss the Sumo on Channel 4 in the late 80s. Whither Chiyonofuji?!).

If it's not real, I don't see the point of it. If I want to see mock fighting, I'll watch a Bruce Lee or Jacky Chan film. I just don't see the appeal of something that's mere pretend that purports to be an actual competition, with titles & trophies (belts). But whatever floats the inbreds' boats, I guess.

And what God has to do with wrestling, I understand even less. As for Snow White, I can never look at that Disney film the same way after seeing erotic photos with Dita von Teese done up as Snow White. HOT though...!

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