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[You *must* watch the actual video. It has werewolves, from the Catholic Muslim Atheist Alliance that change the weather.]

Questionable Photographs of the Moon

Some astronomers believe the moon simply arrived in our solar system and entered earths orbit, not having originally been part of the planets system. It now controls our tides.
There is statistically proven increases in the amount of crimes that occur on nights with a full moon versus non-full moon evenings.

Curious...
Did You know: The Red Crescent is a symbol of Islam.
Did you Know: The flag of Usoma Bin Laden's Al-Qaeda has a full moon in the center

Many pagan religions use the moon as the basis for their whole civilizations calender.
Interesting, isn't it, that those who oppose Christ seem to have some sort of deep love for this strange body following us around the earth?
I'm sure its just a coincidence. Right?

It's time we started asking ourselves some real questions.

Hurricane Katrina!
Could it be?
Catholics Muslims Atheists

If you have more questions, there is a Church for you.
God never forgets... Do you?

KevinReynolds, Youtube 22 Comments [6/15/2008 6:49:54 AM]
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Submitted By: Frank
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#543277
Doctor Fishcake

Not so much CTSTDT as WTFSTDT?

6/15/2008 9:17:08 AM
#543299
Frank

His other stuff is pretty impressive as well. Their church wants us to invade China before they have a chance to colonize the moon. And um... fill it with communist werewolves. Apparently Atheists and Muslims will donate their werewolves to this project.

His recipe for solving this problem is to invade China and reinstall the dominion of Chiang-Kai-Shek. This despite the fact that he is dead and that he was a bloodthirsty and incompetent dictator.

-Frank

6/15/2008 10:18:44 AM
#543424
aaa

Sounds like an awesome b-movie.

6/15/2008 2:22:45 PM
#543507
docfred

That's not a moon! It's a stupid station!

6/15/2008 4:10:01 PM
#543672
tmr

Wow. Just, wow.

6/15/2008 9:06:52 PM
#543884
Old Viking

I had to drop out of the Catholic Muslim Atheist Alliance. Man, can they ever get pissy about dues.

6/16/2008 1:18:07 AM
#544141
FMG



Awesome...

(Hums "Hungry like the Wolf")

6/16/2008 9:27:41 AM
#545727


That argument can't be anymore incoherent.

6/17/2008 5:40:40 PM
#546299
Funkypants

WHOAH!

6/18/2008 1:00:28 AM
#546778
Microraptor

'Increased crime during the full moon' is about as statistically proven as the correlation between squirrels and the number of rape crimes.

Seriously, this guy fails all over.

6/18/2008 12:37:24 PM
#547067
Falconer



"The flag of Usoma Bin Laden's Al-Qaeda has a full moon in the center"

Bull. Shit. Al-Qaeda has no flag.

6/18/2008 4:44:41 PM
#548190


LOL WUT?????

Anyways, Genesis says that God created the moon, not that it just wandered in from elsewhere or that it is evil, and turns people into terrorist atheist catholic muslim communist pagan werewolves or whatever.

Not that I put any stock in Genesis.

6/19/2008 6:15:02 AM
#549414
Larty

There is a conspiracy in the world, that the moon influences the earth with satanic powers, and all the criminals, evil Atheists and false religion -worshippers draw their power from it.

... Right'o.

6/19/2008 7:38:08 PM
#549772
FundieBasher

Catholics. Muslims. Atheists.

MmHmmm.

I think the day those three form some sort of union will be the same day Westboro Baptist Church starts holding PFLAG meetings and gay pride parades.

6/19/2008 10:34:40 PM
#549996
Antichrist

Did you know the Jewish calendar is based on lunar time? Did you know Christ was a Jew?

But I'm sure that's just a coincidence.

6/20/2008 1:19:21 AM
#553027
anonymous_troy

And what are Linux install disks shaped like?

...

EXACTLY

6/22/2008 3:49:39 AM
#555676
Chancellor Gorkon

That's it...the moon has GOT TO GO!

6/23/2008 9:28:51 PM
#557496
Porky Pine

"from the Catholic Muslim Atheist Alliance that change the weather."

Umm...wha?

6/24/2008 8:00:19 PM
#955748


Well atheists are just a different kind of muslim, and catholics made muslims. I know this due to my learnings.

5/15/2009 8:11:32 AM
#1125808
Nicole

<i>Many pagan religions use the moon as the basis for their whole civilizations calender.</i>
Maybe it has something to do with the fact that these religions date back to the days when the lunar calendar was the best thing going?

2/25/2010 7:53:26 AM
#1427201
Kuyohashi

Actually, I do have more questions for this guy.

1)How did you sneak past the orderlies at the asylum when you jumped the fence?

2)Have you ever attended any form of educational facility, perused any tome of knowledge on any subject, or even held a brief conversation with anyone who wasn't a voice in your head?

3)Can I buy some pot off you?

7/24/2012 9:46:12 AM
#1427478



The video needed more werewolves. It struggled to hold my attention, especially the racist bits, but perked up at the end with the werewolf. Needed more of them.

7/25/2012 5:13:32 AM
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