Yes, and this is why I believe the democrats will run the country. If we are at the end of the end, everything has to get worse then it is. As in the days of Noah... Sodom and Gemorrah... the dems will lead this country right into those days all the way.
What an ugly dark world we will be living in then. The love of many wax cold. A lukewarm church, even more apostacy.
True Christians will be the only light (few and far between). And then when we are removed from the earth, the darkness will consume this earth.
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True Christians will be the only light (few and far between).
True christians?
Let me guess; you're one of the few "true christians." And gawd speaks to you, but not a world leader.
I sleep better with complete darkness.
Are you sure it'll be the Democrats that bring on all this ruin? 'Cause you republicans have fucked up more shit in the last 7.5 years, than through all U.S. history.
Oh yes, please remove these people from this earth, and soon, so the rest of us can get some peace and quiet! :)
You know what? Fine. Believe that. IF you are right, then you have nothing to worry about right? The dems get in, country goes to crap, you get raptured. Win for you (and a win for everyone else saying "thank goodness those idiots have gone, okay Obama back to running the country for real")
I don't know about my fellow atheists, but I've never felt the slightest affection for cold wax.
"True Christians will be the only light ..."
So all we'll have will be dim bulbs?
Hey, I suggest you vote democrat then. You want the rapture to hurry along right? Vote democrat ;)
shh, don't anyone tell him otherwise.
"Yes, and this is why I believe the democrats will run the country. If we are at the end of the end, everything has to get worse then it is. "
Then your crapture will be postponed yet again. With the democrats running the country, things will get better.
10 years later..
"Yep, any moment now. Things keep getting worse! We're still having floods, and volcanos, and earthquakes!"
50 years later..
"Yes any moment! Soon God will come and free me from this cursed medicine that those evil scientists have created to keep me alive and... ooh it's pudding night!"
... worse than it is.
Inconceivable.
If you want to believe that, no one can stop you.
Most normal people, however, choose to get on with the business of living.
You should try it some time.
"As in the days of Noah... Sodom and Gemorrah... the dems will lead this country right into those days all the way"
"The love of many wax cold"
"True Christians will be the only light"
"And then when we are removed from the earth, the darkness will consume this earth"
"Oh Lord Jesus, please save our loved ones soon!!!"
But, what if we're only at the beginning of the end? Is it OK to get some democrats in office to stop fucking up the planet for a while?
You know, fuck you and your apostacy. Why don't you get off your lazy, hypocritical, fundy ass and blow your tiny brains out if you're so fucking righteous and want to be removed from the earth?
The rest of us would be happy to see your like gone.
"True Christians will be the only light"
Meh, Nero (IIRC) tried that solution to light his garden parties, and the results were less than stellar. The novelty factor of using Xians as torches couldn't compensate for the smoke, the stench and the noise...
Confused?
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