I've got some news for you, my friend. There is no such thing as "religious wars." God says otherwise
[6/16/2008 12:23:33 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
sofia the antichrist
God is a pathological liar.
6/16/2008 12:25:14 AM
People in Jerusalem might want to prove you wrong.
6/16/2008 12:26:56 AM
Yes... There are..
6/16/2008 12:31:31 AM
According to the old testament god started/ordered the israelites to begin enough religious wars.
The only remedy against the aggression of god and his chosen people seem to have been iron chariots
6/16/2008 12:32:28 AM
History Revisionism extraordinarie.
6/16/2008 12:34:13 AM
1 Samuel 15:3, Exodus 17:16, Deuteronomy 25:19, Numbers 31:1-18, Deuteronomy 2:33-34, Joshua 10:40, Psalm 18:34, among many would beg to differ.
Read your fucking Bible, retard!
6/16/2008 12:35:02 AM
All right, that must mean that the Muslims aren't launching a religious war against the western world after all! Very kind of a fundie/right winger to refute one of their own talking points.
6/16/2008 12:35:47 AM
Yes, those pescy iron chariots. Rest assured however that God will work out a way to beat them. "The people of the hills" migth have the upper hand for now, but even the iron chariots must have some weak spot that God can exploit!
6/16/2008 12:43:46 AM
Really? I guess you should tell those living in Israel or in Gaza that.
6/16/2008 12:44:26 AM
You too, retard.
6/16/2008 12:45:02 AM
is that so? I guess Baal and Isis are non issues then? riiiiiightt, put down the crack pipe. Not to mention, many christians claim to be spiritually attacked by anything and anyone.
6/16/2008 1:04:59 AM
God has said nothing to me about this.
6/16/2008 1:12:36 AM
This guy again? His stupidity makes my head hurt. Seriously, I feel dumber just responding to him.
6/16/2008 1:22:28 AM
I've two words for you. "Holy Crusades."
6/16/2008 1:46:25 AM
I have a hard time determining who is the bigger liar; god or AV.
6/16/2008 1:47:21 AM
Fuck you and your man-made god.
6/16/2008 1:48:56 AM
6/16/2008 1:55:06 AM
To the best of my knowledge, god never "said" anything beyond what is written in your bible... and we all know how accurate that tome is. My question from years and years ago still stands: why is it so impossible for people to have made up and written the bible?
6/16/2008 2:05:18 AM
Bible says your God STARTS holy wars. You fail.
6/16/2008 2:06:12 AM
Allegory for Jesus
Yes. There is no such thing as "religious wars". We just call them "wars" now.
And God smiles upon all of these things, unless the perpretators are those filthy, unwashed heathens who are motivated out of hatred for Christianity, rather than Jesus's love. Those people can burn in Hell for their evils. Which God also smiles upon...
6/16/2008 2:23:40 AM
I have read so much bullshit today, but reading this just pushed me over the edge into a fit of hysterical laughing.
6/16/2008 2:33:56 AM
That's not what He told me...
6/16/2008 3:20:05 AM
Funny how "God" only talks to ignorant asshats like this buffoon.
6/16/2008 3:44:09 AM
There isn't much that I can say to that, I'm just sick of AV.
So I'll quote a song from Stephen Lynch, an awesome guy.
"There's a hair on the soap and it's short and it's curly
There's a hair on the soap and I don't think it's mine."
6/16/2008 4:04:45 AM
You must not read the bible.
6/16/2008 4:38:55 AM