1 2
#543827
sofia the antichrist
God is a pathological liar.
6/16/2008 12:25:14 AM
#543830
aaa
People in Jerusalem might want to prove you wrong.
6/16/2008 12:26:56 AM
#543834
anonymous_troy
Yes... There are..
6/16/2008 12:31:31 AM
#543835
Eden
According to the old testament god started/ordered the israelites to begin enough religious wars.
The only remedy against the aggression of god and his chosen people seem to have been iron chariots
6/16/2008 12:32:28 AM
#543836
anti-nonsense
History Revisionism extraordinarie.
6/16/2008 12:34:13 AM
#543838
Berny
1 Samuel 15:3, Exodus 17:16, Deuteronomy 25:19, Numbers 31:1-18, Deuteronomy 2:33-34, Joshua 10:40, Psalm 18:34, among many would beg to differ.
Read your fucking Bible, retard!
6/16/2008 12:35:02 AM
#543840
MilkyWay
All right, that must mean that the Muslims aren't launching a religious war against the western world after all! Very kind of a fundie/right winger to refute one of their own talking points.
6/16/2008 12:35:47 AM
#543849
echno-shamen
Eden:
Yes, those pescy iron chariots. Rest assured however that God will work out a way to beat them. "The people of the hills" migth have the upper hand for now, but even the iron chariots must have some weak spot that God can exploit!
6/16/2008 12:43:46 AM
#543850
Nowonmai
Really? I guess you should tell those living in Israel or in Gaza that.
6/16/2008 12:44:26 AM
#543852
approximate
Dio Fa.
You too, retard.
6/16/2008 12:45:02 AM
#543865
Brianisha
is that so? I guess Baal and Isis are non issues then? riiiiiightt, put down the crack pipe. Not to mention, many christians claim to be spiritually attacked by anything and anyone.
6/16/2008 1:04:59 AM
#543875
Old Viking
God has said nothing to me about this.
6/16/2008 1:12:36 AM
#543889
Amanda
This guy again? His stupidity makes my head hurt. Seriously, I feel dumber just responding to him.
6/16/2008 1:22:28 AM
#543909
DoubleJ
I've two words for you. "Holy Crusades."
6/16/2008 1:46:25 AM
#543910
Philbert McAdamia
I have a hard time determining who is the bigger liar; god or AV.
6/16/2008 1:47:21 AM
#543913
sakura
Fuck you and your man-made god.
6/16/2008 1:48:56 AM
#543924
Pyroclasm
Oh really?
Reality says otherwise.
6/16/2008 1:55:06 AM
#543935
The Jamo
To the best of my knowledge, god never "said" anything beyond what is written in your bible... and we all know how accurate that tome is. My question from years and years ago still stands: why is it so impossible for people to have made up and written the bible?
6/16/2008 2:05:18 AM
#543937
RavenWood
Bible says your God STARTS holy wars. You fail.
6/16/2008 2:06:12 AM
#543957
Allegory for Jesus
Yes. There is no such thing as "religious wars". We just call them "wars" now.
And "conflicts".
And "crusades".
And "genocides".
And God smiles upon all of these things, unless the perpretators are those filthy, unwashed heathens who are motivated out of hatred for Christianity, rather than Jesus's love. Those people can burn in Hell for their evils. Which God also smiles upon...
6/16/2008 2:23:40 AM
#543969
Lefty Link
I have read so much bullshit today, but reading this just pushed me over the edge into a fit of hysterical laughing.
6/16/2008 2:33:56 AM
#544000
deathbird
That's not what He told me...
6/16/2008 3:20:05 AM
#544011
Seamus D
Funny how "God" only talks to ignorant asshats like this buffoon.
6/16/2008 3:44:09 AM
#544022
Reverend Davidius
There isn't much that I can say to that, I'm just sick of AV.
So I'll quote a song from Stephen Lynch, an awesome guy.
"There's a hair on the soap and it's short and it's curly
There's a hair on the soap and I don't think it's mine."
6/16/2008 4:04:45 AM
#544029
Feminazi
You must not read the bible.
6/16/2008 4:38:55 AM
1 2