*Regarding Evolution*
I grew up on a farm and I've never breaded a cow into a different animal.
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You breaded a cow? Meaning something like you put her on a slice of bread?
Yes, I think I see the problem with this approach ;)
"I grew up on a farm and I've never breaded a cow into a different animal."
Well now, that's a surprise. Here I thought it was a common occurrence.
I know exactly where you are coming from, my friend. The cost of all the eggs and bread crumbs makes breading a cow cost prohibitive...and, dude, have you ever tried to dip a full-grown heifer into a bowl of beaten eggs?
I hope you have better luck than I.
Well, you can always make a cowsheepturducken, but breading the cow and then stuffing it into something else would be a little difficult. Maybe a buffalo or a wildebeest.
/mmm, chicken-fried steak
Well, I've had breaded veal, but the only other animal it went into was me.
I think Ray's been stump trainin' the heifers whilst sowin' his oats of a Satiday night - 'n' prayin' fer a crop failure come Sunday-go-ta-meetin'
Never left the farm to learn to spell either, did you?
And that isn't how evolution works. Maybe if you had gone to school you would know that.
@Martin:
You cannot make a human/Cow cross.
Sure you can. Just act real annoying, maybe poke her in the forehead repeatedly.
We take a whale.
And we stuff it with an elephant.
And we stuff it with a cow.
Breading is involved. Then we fry it up in about 6 tonnes of peanut oil. We call it whelephow.
Clearly this would be difficult to do on a farm, where would you get a whale?
-Frank
Breading is done when the cow is dead and you pop it into a frying pan. But, you really don't need to do the whole thing. A good quality, single chunk of the cow will suffice. Serve with biscuits and gravy and all is good with the world.
But, but it has been done..
Cowboys, the result of crossbreeding cows and boys civilized the wild wild west, didn't they?
CU
But you've tried "breading" with the cows, right?
Go on, tell the truth . . .
This is why we bread veal. Cows are too damn big.
Also, I grew up on a farm. My friends were intelligent. I hate stupid pricks who make us all look bad.
Just too much fail.
1: crossbreeding cows and bison and cows and yaks HAS HAPPENED, dipshit.
2: cows themselves ARE DOMESTICATED. They're a different species than the now-extinct Aurochs. That means HUMANS DID EVELVE THE COWS.
I know it is a low blow, and normally I don't call people names. I strongly detest personal attacks, against anybody.
But in this case I can do no other than to call "raygarrettjr" an ignorant yokel, whose blinders are as narrow as the borders of his farm.
Sorry, "raygarrettjr", you forced me to do so.
Evolution takes hundreds of generations, silly.
You've "breaded" good milking cows with strong, virile bulls, I bet. That's the opposite of natural selection.
But you sure had fun trying those breeding experiments, didn't cha?!
Bwhahahahaha! I can't believe you just admitted that you fucked cows repeatedly.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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