Shiva is listed by satanist as one of the infernal names of Satan
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What is it with fundies and removing plural forms? "Atheist", "scientist", and now also "satanist"?
Once and for all, idiots:s .
Geez.
Isn't Satan a firey dude? pit of sulpher?
Well, Popular games tell me that shiva was a ice Goddess.
Therefore i'm right, your wrong. I'm getting her to kill thousands of your people and you're going to go and freeze in hell.
Familiar?
Off sarcasm. Go read: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shiva
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong...
Many "pagan" gods have been listed, by loving Christians, as alter egos for Satan, or as full-fledged demons. But, Shiva is not one of them.
And how would you know?
ADMIT IT! You're evil incarnate!
Dude, LaVey is just as crazy as the rest of you fundies... I doubt anyone here is really going to defend his words.
(How did this get greenlighted anyways?)
@Miri: How is LaVey as "crazy as the rest of you fundies?" He might of been a bit eccentric but he isn't as crazy as a fundie!
As far as this, you can't use a source from another religion to prove your point. That's like teaching Christianity from the Qur'an's perspective!
LaVey made the point that in every historical changing of the guards, when a new god comes in, the old gods become the devils of the new religion.
Nothing mystical. Nothing weird.
You know, like baal is a devil now.
I think the christians need to add a new one - Saul of Tarsus. He never understood the message of Jesus, and by his lying, defamitory epistles, always persecuted jesus.
It's actually one of the damnable names of satan, of which there are nine. There are only three infernal names of satan: the pope knows one, jeebus knows the second, and the gnome in my asshole won't stop chanting the third.
nfp FTW!!
I literally LOL'd! XD
Actually, as someone who owns a copy of The Satanic Bible (just for shits and giggles), Shiva is not one of the infernal names of satan. Stupid fundies not knowing shit about shit, as usual.
Perhaps Obama keeps this in his pocket because a dear friend or family member gave it to him. I love how the fundies are saying this could be a demonic portal for demons to enter Obama and that no true Christian would even touch a miniature of a Hindu god. They're so fucking silly. I remember once there was a lady in our church who had a totem of the Virgin Mary in her garden because she "thought it was pretty". Our pastor went to have dinner at her house one night and bawled her out for having Catholic "stuff" on her property.
Indeed... Its easy to say "Shiva is Satan" but where is the proof. Cause hindu belief is that Shiva is a god whose ability is to destroy, because destruction is a part of the cycle of nature. Without the death of a deer, the tiger cannot eat. Without breaking things we cannot make things. He is accompanied by his wife Uma, who is a demure sexy lady unless provoked where she turns into either the goddess of combat or the goddess of wrath and murders everything. However both are fairly easy to please and are quite happy to just rock the Kailasa with their crazy kinky sex. He is "one hell of a dancer" and likes to smoke weed, eat meat and drink alcohol. Basically he is a university student with the power to fry you with laser vision...
I think you are just jealous that Shiva is usually represented by a giant penis. Cause he is just that awesome...
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