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[Perhaps it is most unfortunate that the Catholic Church canonized the NT as it currently is. I think it a major blunder to put in stuff about miracles.]

Whatever. You're an atheist, so don't worry about the canon.

[I can worry about whatever I want to worry about.]

You're an atheist, right? If so, then what do you care what the bible says or what was canonized or what wasn't? Don't you get it? As an atheist, you are completely removed from the Kingdom of God. As an atheist, your opinion of the Bible is completely out of place.

Edward, Christian Cross Talk Blog Comments 26 Comments [6/19/2008 2:56:50 AM]
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Allegory for Jesus

This is a more succinct version of his response to practically every post on his blog. It doesn't matter what you say to him, if you sound like an atheist, you are deemed to have no grounds for criticism or opinion on religious matters. He is an illogical, raving madman who tries to hide that fact as best as he can...(Hint: not very well).

6/19/2008 3:03:17 AM

Johannes9126

As a Jew, you are completely removed from the Third Reich. As a Jew, your opinion of the holocaust is completely out of place... Sounds familiar to me.

6/19/2008 3:03:26 AM

Bryan65

Then the fundiedicks will say the mainstream Christians can't express their opinions. Then they'll fight each other over opinions.

Then their religion is destroyed. Which Eddie will be perfectly miserable about. Since he won't have anyone to look down on.

6/19/2008 3:10:36 AM

Terry Stroud

Since your humanity is questionable, your opinion of my opinion is completly out of place

6/19/2008 3:12:07 AM

Detrs

Because what the bible says, or more accurately, what people think the bible says, can affect me?

6/19/2008 3:15:09 AM

nfp

It is our business when a ridiculously large portion of the population use it as their only guide to ethics, morality, history and science. Yes, we very much care what your cannon says.

6/19/2008 3:28:56 AM

Pyroclasm

As a Christian, you are completely removed from scientific principles. Your opinion of evolution or the big bang is completely out of place.

How do you like it?

6/19/2008 3:38:06 AM

Grigadil

How 'bout this:

"As a fundie, you are completely removed from reality. Your opinion of life, the universe, and everything is completely out of place."

6/19/2008 4:09:38 AM

Papabear

If so, then you are not entitled to an opinion on atheists.

6/19/2008 4:20:07 AM

Lunalelle

We care because you try to force it on us. Therefore, we need some good reasons to say no by looking to your own holy book. There's the saying, "know thine enemy." So if you want to argue against the Bible, you've got to know it.

6/19/2008 4:35:16 AM

MaxW

By this severely retarded primate's reasoning, shouldn't he not try to interpret or make statements on evolution? He doesn't believe in it, so what does it matter to him? Whatever, you're a creationist, stay away from science.

Christian hypocrisy makes me all stabby.

I would hope for an anti-rapture, in which Cthulhu would play a guitar solo from his dead city in R'lyeh, which would cause every Born-Again Christian to pull his or her head out of his or her ass.

6/19/2008 4:41:04 AM

aaa

Idiot.

6/19/2008 4:46:09 AM

Beccs

As a fundie you have no right to comment on science or atheists.

6/19/2008 4:50:53 AM

Mike

I may not worry about the Bible, but I can worry about it's followers and their interpretations.

6/19/2008 5:23:19 AM

apYrs

We have to worry about the wholly babble because fundies use it to direct their lobbying.

6/19/2008 6:15:41 AM

Osiris

Then as a Christian you are completely removed from criticizing evolution.


6/19/2008 6:27:11 AM

Rawley

I'd believe this if they stopped shoving it in our faces.

6/19/2008 6:57:27 AM

Nowonmai

No, not when you like to try to force your religion down everyones' throats. Examples: 'Intelligent Design' & Creation Science (oxymorons), trying sneak prayer back into schools, claiming the US is a christian nation. Only Dick Cheney can get away with repeating a lie over and over and pretend it's the truth.

6/19/2008 8:17:00 AM

redfergus

I would very much like to be removed from the Kingdom of God. The trouble is, you fuckers keep thrusting it at me. I care what the Bible says because it's my only weapon against you, impervious to reason as you are.

fergus


6/19/2008 9:31:37 AM

Princess Rot

"My arguments are weak and I can't debate intelligently so I'll exclude you altogether! Waaaagghh!"

Pathetic. It's frightening that these people want to run the world when they couldn't run a bath.

6/19/2008 10:04:33 AM

Mr Smith

You're an atheist, right? If so, then what do you care what the bible says or what was canonized or what wasn't? Don't you get it? As an atheist, you are completely removed from the Kingdom of God. As an atheist, your opinion of the Bible is completely out of place.

That's almost a perfect fundie tantrum :)

6/19/2008 10:45:35 AM

kingoftheheavies

As a christian, you are completely devoid of common sense, and have no concept of truth and reality.

Fuck off.

6/19/2008 10:54:08 AM

Mister Spak

As a fundie, your opinion of reality is completey out of place.

6/19/2008 12:02:49 PM

David B.

"Whatever. You're an atheist, so don't worry about the canon."

I wouldn't worry about it, but you fundies always seem to be pointing your canon at me.

6/19/2008 12:53:56 PM

LadyJafaria

We can't have an opinion of things we don't believe in?

So in order to critique a movie we have to believe that the story really happened? That could get a little difficult.

6/19/2008 4:27:16 PM
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