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(Commenting on alien abductions....)

You are seriously lacking in discretion, antiaging. Our enemy is extremely clever, and even Scripture admits that he can appear to us as an "angel of light." While it's true that flying craft are not mentioned in the Bible, it is very possible that the UFO phenomena people witness today is simply a deceptive illusion intended to take our eyes away from the Savior. Most of the UFO stories I have read have a satanic subtext to them that you, as a Christian, are probably aware of. The so-called 'aliens' always tell people that they can save themselves and promote a humanistic philosophy. Ever see "The Day The Earth Stood Still?" It's about an alien who visits earth in order to end war and bring peace to mankind - in other words, a false Messiah. Please notice that the "aliens" never mention God or Christ. If these were really beings more advanced than us, then surely they would know something about the Creator and His plan of redemption. Some 'aliens' are even said to wear badges that look like flying serpents; a symbol of the devil in his angelic guise.

The "horrifying and scary" experience of being in the presence of demons is only a small taste of what horrors await in hell for those who follow this path. Just imagine spending eternity locked up alone with these creatures. Please repent of your idolatry, for, as Scripture says, "what communion has darkness with light?" You shouldn't be fellowshipping with this creatures.

MessianicServant, FSTDT Comments 37 Comments [6/18/2008 7:48:33 PM]
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Actually, Klaatu told us we would be destroyed if we didn't behave. Sounds kinda fundie, doesn't it?

6/18/2008 7:51:51 PM

TauRaven

Klaatu Barada Nikto!

6/18/2008 7:52:10 PM

babyboi420

wait, so any one person or being for that matter that wants to stop war and bring peace upon Earth is a false messiah and/or satan? What if it was Jesus in disguise? I'm sure that if Jesus returned to Earth to bring peace to mankind, these fuckers would stone him to death for apostasy...

that logic seems really twisted and fucked up....

promoting peace = selling your soul to satan

nice..

6/18/2008 7:52:27 PM

LordJiro

If Satan can appear as an 'angel of light', how are you sure he didn't inspire the Bible? Or appear as a burning bush?

6/18/2008 7:59:35 PM

Dark_Lord_Prime

"Ever see "The Day The Earth Stood Still?" It's about an alien who visits earth in order to end war and bring peace to mankind - in other words, a false Messiah."

And then there's the sane interpretation: IT'S JUST A MOVIE, YOU FUCKING MORON.


"Please notice that the "aliens" never mention God or Christ. If these were really beings more advanced than us, then surely they would know something about the Creator and His plan of redemption."

Or it could just be that, y'know, your psychotic god and everything in your bible are strictly HUMAN delusions, not shared by every intelligent species in the universe.


"Some 'aliens' are even said to wear badges that look like flying serpents; a symbol of the devil in his angelic guise."

Wait, what? A flying serpent is the devil's "angelic" form? o_O

6/18/2008 8:03:29 PM

Bryan65

I guess he'd want E.T. burned at the stake, too.

6/18/2008 8:09:45 PM

metatron

Jebus! This dumbass is justifying one myth with another!

6/18/2008 8:19:50 PM

C_V


this guy is batshit. O.o should probably crosspost this to CTSTDT. :D

6/18/2008 8:24:14 PM

Mister Spak

"Most of the UFO stories I have read have a satanic subtext to them "

So fucking what? Bugs bunny cartoons have a satanic subtext in the minds of you morons.

6/18/2008 8:44:51 PM

anonymous_troy

"It's about an alien who visits earth in order to end war and bring peace to mankind - in other words, a false Messiah."

How is that false? I haven't watched the movie, but I don't remember the alien having ulterior motives.

"Please notice that the "aliens" never mention God or Christ."

If aliens are advanced enough to travel between solar systems, they either have a way better god or none at all. Given the diversity of God even in the human world, I suggest that aliens probably have a God who is vastly different on minor political issues.

6/18/2008 8:52:33 PM

Old Viking

I've never fellowshipped in my life. For one thing, it's illegal in many states.

6/18/2008 9:04:56 PM

approximate

I think they're gonna have to send the monolith back for the fundies. The first treatment didn't work on their ancestors.

6/18/2008 9:24:01 PM

nfp

Now THAT'S the kinda crazy talk we like here at FSTDT, MS. It's about time!

BTW: It's all bullsh*t. Refer to sleep paralysis and various mental disorders. Also, there's a pretty good overview of the adbuction phenomenon at the Skeptic's Dictionary (www.skepdic.com).

Buck the fundy trend--do some research.

6/18/2008 9:51:38 PM

JonnyTruant

Erm... well, it's more like he's telling Earth to chill with the nukes. He doesn't much care if we kill each other, but if we go out into space and cause any havoc there, they'll reduce Earth into a steaming pile of ash. Not very humanistic, but quite rational. ...unlike MessianicServant.

6/18/2008 10:03:19 PM

RI

#580979 Actually, Klaatu told us we would be destroyed if we didn't behave. Sounds kinda fundie, doesn't it?

Being a good Galactic Citizen. It's not just a good idea. It's the law.

6/18/2008 10:24:57 PM

Comicartist

What is it with fundies and aliens?

6/18/2008 10:28:01 PM

Omni Noodle

Isn't this the same troll who claims they are a scientist?

6/18/2008 10:48:17 PM

Fanatic-Templar

Aliens do not believe in my primitive Bronze Age mythology! This proves that they cannot be an advanced species!

6/18/2008 11:03:32 PM

tracer

"Most of the UFO stories I have read have a satanic subtext to them that you, as a Christian, are probably aware of."


You misspelled "imagining you see in everything."

Hope this helps.

6/18/2008 11:12:51 PM

Chamale

JESUS! Klaatu barada nikto!

6/19/2008 3:28:03 AM

BeemerRefugee1990

Nanoo, nanoo ...

I'm going to have to make a point of mentioning this, the next time my Trekker club gets together. Breaking the news about Pokemon being Satanic got me promoted to officer rank, maybe this'll finally get me kicked up to flag.

6/19/2008 3:35:57 AM

Lefty Link

Bryan65 said: I guess he'd want E.T. burned at the stake, too.

That's a very depressing mental image.

6/19/2008 3:43:51 AM

aaa

Plan 9, People!

6/19/2008 3:59:40 AM

MessianicServant

I don't allow my children to watch "E.T.," precisely for the reason that I presents an alien being as a potential savior figure.

6/19/2008 4:04:36 AM

Hagsrus

...<i>I presents an alien being as a potential savior figure.<i/>

Does you?

6/19/2008 4:14:43 AM
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