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[Christians, do you believe that gays or lesbians can really be a follower of Christ and go to heaven?]

no not really because god created adam and eve not two adam's or two eve's but my question is why would you want to be gay or a lesbian?

Xe'Nia, Yahoo Q&A 41 Comments [6/18/2008 8:58:12 PM]
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DW

Lesbian porno is hot!

6/18/2008 9:00:11 PM

Fek'lhr

why would you want to be gay or a lesbian?

Maybe I just like fucking guys in the ass!

6/18/2008 9:01:12 PM

SeenAndNotSeen

To rebel against God, duh!

6/18/2008 9:02:18 PM

Dark_Lord_Prime

"why would you want to be gay or a lesbian?"

Because it's faaaaaaaabuLOUS!!!!

6/18/2008 9:04:54 PM

agentCDE

That's a very good question. Think about it for a moment.

Wait, that's too much to ask. I'll spell it out: It's not a choice.

6/18/2008 9:05:42 PM

DevNull

Many reasons; for example the sex is good and can cause fundie head detonations at >1000 yds.

6/18/2008 9:08:52 PM

Not_You

The bastardized cliche you meant to use was "God created Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve! Hardyharhar"

Scratch that, I think you meant to just keep your fool mouth shut.

6/18/2008 9:11:37 PM

Pyroclasm

Because it's not a matter of "want".

6/18/2008 9:21:00 PM

Fanden

People are allowed to, have fun!

6/18/2008 9:34:30 PM

anonymous_troy

It would have been way too complicated for God to make Adam, Eve, Steve, Joe, Melissa, and Sarah.

I think they just simplified the bible by representing the majority, the straight couples.

"my question is why would you want to be gay or a lesbian?"

Because lesbians are hot.

6/18/2008 9:37:12 PM

Mark

but my question is why would you want to be gay or a lesbian?

Isn't that kind of the point? Its not a choice.

6/18/2008 9:41:09 PM

DarkfireTaimatsu

Maybe for the same reason that you want to be straight.

6/18/2008 9:42:36 PM

Osiris

From what I understand don't you just have to ask God to save you and that's it?

6/18/2008 9:45:44 PM

Eden

According to some things written in the Thalmud he is incorrect, as god created 2 Eves.

The first one from mud just like Adam, but this Eve (who had the name Lilith) was forced to leave Eden when she didn´t want to submit to Adam but rather assumed they had equal rights because they both ere formed out of the same material.

Only after this desaster god formed the more docile Eve ;)

But no, Eve and Lilith never had any hot lesbian sex :D
After leaving Eden Lilith preferred the cmpany of desert demons and had many hot nights together with them :D

6/18/2008 10:00:31 PM

Comicartist

It's not about what you want you nitwit. Ever tried changing your sexuality at the drop of a hat?

@Eden
Sounds like a premature giant fundy take that against feminism.

6/18/2008 10:18:23 PM

Beeblebrox

[Christians, do you believe that gays or lesbians can really be a follower of Christ and go to heaven?]

no not really...

So even if the fruits follow all your rules but still enjoy themselves with their desired partner they'll still be sent to Hell. Maybe you can come up with a valid reason why fruits should ever pay attention to or worry about you or your deity again.

6/18/2008 10:32:12 PM

Berny

Knowing the kind of rejection they would face from intolerant people like you, what makes you think that anyone would choose to be homosexual?
That right there is what they call a "clue".

6/18/2008 11:12:25 PM

Sisyphus

Why would you want to be straight? Until you can answer that honestly then you cannot possibly, ever understand why someone would want to be gay.


6/18/2008 11:15:07 PM

Wait. What?

Because it's damn hard to have a threesome without at least two people of the same sex.

6/18/2008 11:15:21 PM

Lefty Link

It was Adam and Steve, dollface.

6/18/2008 11:48:40 PM

Laura

Damn ya'll, get a new catch-phrase, because that Adam and Steve shit was old when I was a kid. It doesn't make you look very intelligent.

6/19/2008 12:05:58 AM

Allegory for Jesus

STEVE! The saying is ADAM AND STEVE! You ruined the stock cliche justification for homophobia! Leave now...you are banished for your inability to rhyme and maintain my amused interest.

Also, homosexuality is not a choice.

6/19/2008 12:43:20 AM

tracer

"no not really because god created adam and eve not black-adam and black-eve but my question is why would you want to be a negro?"



There, that was what you MEANT to say, wasn't it?

6/19/2008 1:21:12 AM

Old Viking

That would be adams (no apostrophe) and eves (no apostrophe). The apostrophe-s construction indicates singular possessive. Adam's johnson. Eve's jelly donut.

And how in the world did you manage to make hash out of a cliche?

6/19/2008 1:59:34 AM

John

Nobody "wants" to be gay. Given the way they're treated, they'd have to be nuts to choose it deliberately. A gay guy is attracted to men for the same reason a straight woman is attracted to men. It's not a choice.

6/19/2008 2:12:18 AM
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