[Christians, do you believe that gays or lesbians can really be a follower of Christ and go to heaven?]
no not really because god created adam and eve not two adam's or two eve's but my question is why would you want to be gay or a lesbian?
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That's a very good question. Think about it for a moment.
Wait, that's too much to ask. I'll spell it out: It's not a choice.
The bastardized cliche you meant to use was "God created Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve! Hardyharhar"
Scratch that, I think you meant to just keep your fool mouth shut.
It would have been way too complicated for God to make Adam, Eve, Steve, Joe, Melissa, and Sarah.
I think they just simplified the bible by representing the majority, the straight couples.
"my question is why would you want to be gay or a lesbian?"
Because lesbians are hot.
According to some things written in the Thalmud he is incorrect, as god created 2 Eves.
The first one from mud just like Adam, but this Eve (who had the name Lilith) was forced to leave Eden when she didn´t want to submit to Adam but rather assumed they had equal rights because they both ere formed out of the same material.
Only after this desaster god formed the more docile Eve ;)
But no, Eve and Lilith never had any hot lesbian sex :D
After leaving Eden Lilith preferred the cmpany of desert demons and had many hot nights together with them :D
[Christians, do you believe that gays or lesbians can really be a follower of Christ and go to heaven?]
no not really...
So even if the fruits follow all your rules but still enjoy themselves with their desired partner they'll still be sent to Hell. Maybe you can come up with a valid reason why fruits should ever pay attention to or worry about you or your deity again.
STEVE! The saying is ADAM AND STEVE! You ruined the stock cliche justification for homophobia! Leave now...you are banished for your inability to rhyme and maintain my amused interest.
Also, homosexuality is not a choice.
That would be adams (no apostrophe) and eves (no apostrophe). The apostrophe-s construction indicates singular possessive. Adam's johnson. Eve's jelly donut.
And how in the world did you manage to make hash out of a cliche?
"my question is why would you want to be gay or a lesbian? "
Let's think about that for a minute. Or in your case, a few years, since fundies are a little slow in the thinking department.
I'll give you a hint: It's not a choice.
Silly myths aside, the same could be asked of you. Why would you want to be straight? At what point did you choose to fancy the opposite sex? Why do you? Was it an unconscious decision or something you felt compelled to do?
This isn't fundie as much as it is ignorant and childish. For the love of dog, Xenia take an English class! Genesis is only a metaphorical tale demonstrating the heteronormative gender roles of men and women, its only stupid fundies who think its bloody real.
/no not really because god created adam and eve not two adam's or two eve's/
Homosexuals cannot conceive a child together through natural means, so of course God would create a heterosexual couple. He wanted them to procreate and carry on the human race. So did the ancient Israelites, who saw no value in couples that would not produce more children for their tribe. This cliche is getting really old, really fast.
/but my question is why would you want to be gay or a lesbian?/
Let me answer your question by redirecting it against you: why would homosexuals CHOOSE to be gay? Why would they choose to be gay when they know that mainstream society condemns it? When they know that they'll have to endure oppression, persecution, insults, misunderstandings, and possible estrangement from family and friends? Are they all a bunch of masochists? Are they all victims of a persecution complex or a martyr complex? Or maybe they just don't choose to be gay? Maybe they just can't help it and it's not something that they should be ashamed of. You think?
"why would you want to be gay or a lesbian?"
Good question.
What with the almost constant harassment, the threat of physical violence, the general atmosphere of homophobia, the constant threats of eternal damnation, the possible rejection by family and friends, the discrimination that is so often legal, the inability to marry your loved ones, and so on and so forth, why would someone choose to be gay?
The answer? THEY DON'T CHOOSE IT, you fucktard! You can't help whom you're attracted to.
You've got a very good question there, Xe'Nia.
Why not think really hard about it for a while? It might give you a bit of a headache, if you're not used to hard brain-work, but it will pass.
Why would anyone willingly choose to be something that will make you hated, vilified, bullied, beaten, maybe even killed, by intolerant bigots?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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