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so here is my take on this matter. i just want to make it clear that i am not trying to offend anyone, and if i do, then forgive me. because as humans we should know that our life on this world is transitory and we will be held account for all we do and say. and that includes hurting people's feelings.

now as far as the gay marriage thing goes, i think everyone knows it is WRONG. it doesn't make sense. gay couples cannot have children. they cannot keep the human race going. the fact that gay marriage is legal now really isn't going to affect us..it's gonna affect our children. because now they will grow up thinking this is right. and it's not. basically it's just gonna make our job raising our kids tougher. we're gonna have to explain to them why being homosexual is not right. and we can't use the phrase "because i said so" we should have clear cut reasons. here's a couple:

1. as i mentioned before they cant have kids (without the help of science) i think that's a pretty big sign that they weren't meant to be same sex couples.

2. for all christians, they should read them the story of Sodom and Gomora. the two cities which are now at the bottom of the Dead Sea. the reason why God destroyed them was because they were homosexuals.

3.God said that He will send a disease to these people which will be incurable = AIDS,

now for those of you who are gay i'm sure you have plenty of retorts that are you're just itching to get out. but stop and think about it. YOU know it's not right. if it makes you feel better about yourself by justifying it on a public forum then go for it. but keep in mind, you will be asked about it on the day of judgement. and it is written in all the Holy Books that it is wrong. so do us all a favor and stop trying to make it a mainstream phenomenon where little kids are saying they are gay. fine you're gay. keep it to yourself. you dont need to be incorporating it into shows like Grey's Anatomy.

chickenlittle-333221, Newsvine 54 Comments [6/18/2008 8:19:44 PM]
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SurfinSeaOtter

You will also be judged for overuse of run-on sentences

6/18/2008 8:23:01 PM

Fek'lhr

Everyone knows it is WRONG to be a judgmental, self-righteous asshole.

6/18/2008 8:34:36 PM

szena

Boy are you going to be surprised when you're sent off to the left with the rest of the goats.

6/18/2008 8:35:12 PM

RavenWood

If its about CIVIL liberties, you're holy books mean squat.

6/18/2008 8:40:08 PM

Mister Spak

"as humans we should know that our life on this world is transitory and we will be held account for all we do and say. and that includes hurting people's feelings."

No, only fundies "know" that. Humans know better.

"1. as i mentioned before they cant have kids (without the help of science) i think that's a pretty big sign that they weren't meant to be same sex couples. "

You can't post on the internet without the help of science. I think that's a pretty big sign you should get off and never come back.

"3.God said that He will send a disease to these people which will be incurable = AIDS,"

We can add protease inhibitors (under iron chariots) to the list of things that defeat god.

6/18/2008 8:41:42 PM

DarkfireTaimatsu

So what they can't have kids? We don't need any more kids. We have a population problem (and you fundies treating women as baby machines isn't helping any).

6/18/2008 8:43:29 PM

Syb

1. Because children are obviously the be-all and end-all of marriage, right? So couples should immediately divorce as soon as their kids are grown, obviously! And all adoption should be illegal.

2. The sin of Sodom and Gomorrah was inhospitality. Something which the anti-gay Christian faction seems to have a little trouble with itself.

3. Er... what? Where? This is the one that gets me, it's totally new to me. Was this just missing from my translation? Especially the part where being poor and African was also sinful?

I think this guy needs to get off the internet and go actually read his Holy Book again a few hundred times until it sinks in...

6/18/2008 8:44:17 PM

DinDC

Well... Now that I have confronted so many logical arguments, I have no other choice than to turn straight... Turn straight to the liquor cabinet.

6/18/2008 8:44:42 PM

ScienceDT

"as i mentioned before they cant have kids (without the help of science) i think that's a pretty big sign that they weren't meant to be same sex couples.
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For those couples that aren't able to have children (without the help of science) via in-vitro or fertility drugs, is that indicative that they weren't meant to be a mixed-gender couples?

6/18/2008 8:47:29 PM

Dark_Lord_Prime

"gay couples cannot have children. they cannot keep the human race going."

The human population on Earth recently passed 6.6 BILLION. Do you REALLY think we're gonna go extinct anytime soon?

Nevermind that we got to that number (and it continues to increase as I type this) DESPITE the existence of gay couples throughout our history.


"for all christians, they should read them the story of Sodom and Gomora. the two cities which are now at the bottom of the Dead Sea. the reason why God destroyed them was because they were homosexuals."

1. Prove Sodom and Gomorrah existed at all.

2. Gay sex was just one of MANY fun diversions at those two vacation destinations!

3. Prove that "God destroyed them," without resorting to your bible.


"God said that He will send a disease to these people which will be incurable = AIDS"

1. [citation needed]

2. Scientists are close to curing AIDS. If and when that happens, do we get to laugh at you and say "I told you so" and hold the cure up as proof that your bible is bunk and your god doesn't exist?

3. Is that really the best your omnipotent deity could do? That's a better solution than simply snapping his fingers and making them "not gay"? Or maybe getting the design right in the first place, so it wouldn't be possible for all these sins and abominations to occur?


"YOU know it's not right."

They "know" no such thing, and neither do you.


"and it is written in all the Holy Books that it is wrong."

Only because they all mostly copy(ied) from each other at one point or another. Also, because they were all written by small-minded bigots such as yourself.


"so do us all a favor and stop trying to make it a mainstream phenomenon where little kids are saying they are gay."

The only time I've witnessed kids using "gay" is when they call EACH OTHER that, and then they're using it with its more recent connotation: "stupid."


"fine you're gay. keep it to yourself. you dont need to be incorporating it into shows like Grey's Anatomy."

Wait... so either this is a non sequitur, or this whole rant was because a show you watch introduced a gay character or something. Damn, you're dumber than I thought.

6/18/2008 8:49:47 PM

anonymous_troy

Marriage is about love, not children, and legal marriage is necessary for certain legal benefits and suchforth.

Also, I think you might have to be married to adopt [And thus continue the human race, fucktard]

6/18/2008 8:50:27 PM

Detrs

I dunno, it feels right to me.

6/18/2008 8:51:11 PM

Milking the Catz

"because as humans we should know that our life on this world is transitory"

Then kill yourself, pls.

"now as far as the gay marriage thing goes, i think everyone knows it is WRONG."

Yes, basic civil rights are completely wrong. Much like how interracial marriage was wrong just a few decades ago. Cunt.

"it doesn't make sense. gay couples cannot have children. they cannot keep the human race going. the fact that gay marriage is legal now really isn't going to affect us..it's gonna affect our children."

It doesn't make sense. Infertile couples and elderly couples cannot have children. They cannot keep the human race going. The fact that infertile marriage and elderly marriage is legal now really isn't going to affect us..it's gonna affect our children. Not to mention couples that want to get married but don't want kids, you fucking douche.

"because now they will grow up thinking this is right. and it's not."

Yes, and God-forbid children grow up thinking it's okay for a black man and a white woman to date as well, right?

"basically it's just gonna make our job raising our kids tougher. we're gonna have to explain to them why being homosexual is not right."

Yes, interracial couples are just going to make our job of raising asshole, bigot children tougher. We're gonna have to explain to them why being in an interracial marriage or being bi-racial is not right. Asshole.

"1. as i mentioned before they cant have kids (without the help of science) i think that's a pretty big sign that they weren't meant to be same sex couples."

As I mentioned before, infertile and elderly couples cannot have kids (without the help of science.) I think that's a pretty big sign they weren't meant to be infertile or elderly couples.

"2. for all christians, they should read them the story of Sodom and Gomora. the two cities which are now at the bottom of the Dead Sea. the reason why God destroyed them was because they were homosexuals.""

We do not live in theocracy and I could give 2 shakes of a little lamb's fat ass about your religion, cunt. Also, Sodom and Gomorrah were not destroyed just because some people were gay, you tard muffin. Ezekiel 16:49-50 'Now this was the sin of your sister Sodom: She and her daughters were arrogant, overfed and unconcerned; they did not help the poor and needy. 50 They were haughty and did detestable things before me. Therefore I did away with them as you have seen.

Yahweh doesn't seem to concerned about saying "FOR FUCKING THE SAME SEX", now does he? Douche.

"3.God said that He will send a disease to these people which will be incurable = AIDS,"

#1 You're a fucking asshole and I hope someone shoves a bamboo stick up your pee hole, cunt.
#2 I hope you die.
#3 Eat shit and die
#4 Straight people get AIDS, too.
#5 Die, you heartless bitch, die.

"now for those of you who are gay i'm sure you have plenty of retorts that are you're just itching to get out."

OOH, YES, I DO, DICK HOLE.

"but stop and think about it. YOU know it's not right. if it makes you feel better about yourself by justifying it on a public forum then go for it."

Yes, I know it's not right..according to a fantasy book. However, according to reality and nature, there isn't anything wrong with it, ho bag. YOU know it's not right based on your book of cosmic fairy tales and need to justify your position and probably mask the fact that you are in fact gay on public forums. Have fun, cum bucket.

"but keep in mind, you will be asked about it on the day of judgement."

Yeah, I hear those 72 virgins will be sweet.

"and it is written in all the Holy Books that it is wrong."

Sure it is. Not to mention, we all know you of all people have read all holy books, douche. Thankfully, we are where we are today thanks to science and technology and modern medicine, not a holy book. Well, except the shit you fundies will still do for your sky daddies.

"so do us all a favor and stop trying to make it a mainstream phenomenon where little kids are saying they are gay."

Yes, just like Obama is making it a mainstream phenomenon for black people to think they can be the president of the USA. Right. Oh, and please tell me if you woke up one day and said, "I'M STRAIGHT", and just..were straight. Don't worry, I'll wait. You sexy thing, you.

"fine you're gay. keep it to yourself. you dont need to be incorporating it into shows like Grey's Anatomy."

Fine, you're black. Keep it to yourself. You don't need to be incorporating it into commercials and schools and such during February and Martin Luther King, jr. day.

This is a free country and I will parade around as much as I fucking want to. The difference is I'm not interested in shoving anything down anyone's throat, much like you and your religion and the fat, immaculate cock of Jesus H. Camp.

Consider this a long pwn, BITCH TIT.

6/18/2008 8:54:52 PM

SeenAndNotSeen

it doesn't make sense. infertile couples cannot have children. they cannot keep the human race going.
1. as i mentioned before they cant have kids (without the help of science) i think that's a pretty big sign that they weren't meant to be infertile couples.
2. for all christians, they should read them the story of Onan. the man God killed. the reason why God destroyed him was because he would not impregnate his brother's widow.
3. God said that He will send a disease to these people which will be incurable = ED.

6/18/2008 8:56:09 PM



Now I'm not trying to offend anyone here, but you people against extending marriage rights and priveliges to homosexuals are bigoted, idiotic, and full of shit.

6/18/2008 8:57:14 PM

SeenAndNotSeen

If we're going to draw lessons out of the Sodom and Gomorrah story, why don't we accept incest? Lot, the only righteous man in the cities, impregnated both his daughters.

6/18/2008 8:57:18 PM

IanC

Lesbians have the lowest rate of HIV infection.

As for " everyone knows it is WRONG"

Sorry, but WRONG. I think anyone should be able to get married, as long as they are both of sound mind. Which would discount most fundies

6/18/2008 8:59:40 PM

Old Viking

Sodom and Gomorrah were a vaudeville comedy act. They never played the Dead Sea circuit.

6/18/2008 8:59:55 PM

Pyroclasm

1. as i mentioned before they cant have kids (without the help of science) i think that's a pretty big sign that they weren't meant to be same sex couples.

Adoption? Besides, gay couples not being able to have children isn't really a bad thing. We have enough overpopulation on this planet as it is. Having extra couples without the ability to have children of their own means more adoptions means less kids in orphanages. Why is that a bad thing, exactly?

2. for all christians, they should read them the story of Sodom and Gomora. the two cities which are now at the bottom of the Dead Sea. the reason why God destroyed them was because they were homosexuals.

You fail at geography.

Oh, and ancient fables mean nothing.

3.God said that He will send a disease to these people which will be incurable = AIDS,

Except that strait people get AIDS too, dumbass.

6/18/2008 9:25:24 PM

John

1. as i mentioned before they cant have kids (without the help of science) i think that's a pretty big sign that they weren't meant to be same sex couples.

So what? Why is that my business? Heart attacks are a pretty big sign that we weren't meant to eat chicken fried steak, but I'm not going to try to outlaw it.

2. for all christians, they should read them the story of Sodom and Gomora. the two cities which are now at the bottom of the Dead Sea. the reason why God destroyed them was because they were homosexuals.

Genesis doesn't say God destroyed the cities because they were homosexuals. He had already decided to destroy the cities before the incident with the angels. Nothing in the Bible suggests homosexuality is any worse than cursing at your parents or picking up sticks on the Sabbath.

3.God said that He will send a disease to these people which will be incurable = AIDS

AIDS is a mindless virus. It will kill anybody regardless of their sexual orientation. In the U.S., it has infected a disproportionate number of homosexual men (not women); but in other countries it's more of a heterosexual problem. If God sent it to kill gays, He has lousy aim.

6/18/2008 9:27:37 PM



"gay couples cannot have children. they cannot keep the human race going."

Utilitarian bullshit... "you don't keep society going, so we're going to go ahead and revoke your right to marry". What's next, taking away the right to work from the handicapped? Executing drug addicts with neck shots like in the PRC? Euthanasia of the elderly?

now they will grow up thinking this is right.

And Hell if that doesn't make me happy:D.

we can't use the phrase "because i said so"

I'm glad you see it that way. No more "God says this or that"-crap from you then, I presume:).

1. as i mentioned before they cant have kids (without the help of science) i think that's a pretty big sign that they weren't meant to be same sex couples.

I assume you're against celibate and sterile couples being allowed to marry, too?

2. for all christians, they should read them the story of Sodom and Gomora.

What's that got to do with anything? Last time I checked, it was the story of how a city was destroyed because the inhabitants tried to rape two angels.

the two cities which are now at the bottom of the Dead Sea.

Oh, so that's how you fundies explain that you can't find it! You say it's hidden at the bottom of a sea! Been getting ideas from the Atlantis myth, have we:D?

the reason why God destroyed them was because they were homosexuals.

Read your fucking Bible, you idiot.

3.God said that He will send a disease to these people which will be incurable = AIDS,

1. I hate to break this to you, 'cause I know it'll make you very, very sad, but AIDS is far from incurable. Lots of people live with it and fewer and fewer die from it.

2. AIDS also affects straight people.

3. AIDS is also transmuted through blood, not only buttsex.

4. Your statement seems to be that gays are targeted by a genocidal god, therefore it's wrong. How, exactly, does that follow? I wasn't aware that being the victim of evil acts automatically made you a bad person?

6/18/2008 9:31:18 PM

Eden

3.God said that He will send a disease to these people which will be incurable = AIDS,

AIDS seems to be more widespread among faithful heterosexual christians in Africa who don´t use condoms because they get told that it is a sin to use contraceptives, than among homosexual couples in western countries.

6/18/2008 9:47:36 PM

nfp

If marriage is chiefly for spawning, then should infertile people be banned as well? And what does your deep legal and ethic scholarship say about adoptive parents?

I won't even address the other 2/3 of this dreck.

6/18/2008 9:48:39 PM

FundieBasher

Re: Sodom & Gom.:


6/18/2008 9:56:11 PM

Doctor Whom

1. as i mentioned before they cant have kids (without the help of science) i think that's a pretty big sign that they weren't meant to be same sex couples.

Then heterosexual couples in which one spouse is sterile are also of the devil.

2. for all christians, they should read them the story of Sodom and Gomora. the two cities which are now at the bottom of the Dead Sea. the reason why God destroyed them was because they were homosexuals.

I have read it. Lot offered his daughters up to be gang-raped by the mob; later, he got drunk and knocked them both up. Is that your example for traditional family values?

3.God said that He will send a disease to these people which will be incurable = AIDS,

Ever hear of condoms? No? Then how about lesbians?

6/18/2008 10:09:25 PM
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