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Theocracy involves no human leaders like all of the liars who claimed to be Theocratic have had - proving them to be false. A true Theocracy is Rule by God (The Ruler of the Universe) alone. THAT Government is already established and currently Governing the whole of Creation, save on Earth where men have instead elected to live under evil greedy mans color of law laws, to their own demise.

The Eco-System is prime example of how Life flourishes under God's Rule; and the destruction IT is prime example of what happens when people follow any other leader (the blind leading the blind off of a cliff).

Anyone who is anti-Theocratic (God's) Rule is pro human extinction for those are the two options that we now face.

FremenBryan, Zack de la Rocha Network Forum 36 Comments [6/18/2008 4:53:49 PM]
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Skyknight

Considering that we've yet to have government of God without middlemen who (at least claim to) speak on his behalf, I don't think we've ever had even a picosecond of such theocracy.

6/18/2008 5:02:04 PM

redfergus

Total gibberish. ". . . men have instead elected to live under evil greedy mans color of law laws, to their own demise." What the hell does that mean? What is "the destruction IT" This man is functionally illiterate, as his posts show on that forum.

He's also barking mad.

fergus

6/18/2008 5:07:12 PM

Frank

Basically what you're saying is that only you know precisely what it is that your god really wants out of us and that thus in the name of getting rid of unwholesome human rules we all need to do exactly what you say we should.

Forgive my incredulity, but seriously you aren't the only person claiming this at the moment.

-Frank

6/18/2008 5:09:31 PM

Berny

Those of us who don't believe god even exists will start paying attention when all those of you who do start speaking in one voice.
And, yes, I mean Muslims, all flavors of Christians, Hindus, Jews, etc.
I'm not going to hold my breath.

6/18/2008 5:24:32 PM

Grigadil

god never registered his candidacy. That's why humanist governments are in charge in the more enlightened societies.

I'm with Skyknight on the middlemen thing.

6/18/2008 5:34:17 PM

D Laurier

Huh?
Batshit insanity anyone?

6/18/2008 5:48:55 PM

Lefty Link

Yeah, that would go well. I'm sure everyone would be happy to follow bullshit theocracy like that.

6/18/2008 5:51:03 PM

kingoftheheavies

Most assinine statement this year:::

"evil greedy mans color of law laws"

6/18/2008 5:51:24 PM

LordJiro

"Anyone who is anti-Theocratic (God's) Rule is pro human extinction for those are the two options that we now face."

Um...Don't most of you fundies WANT humans to become extinct? I mean Raptured.

6/18/2008 5:53:45 PM

3t7

God running the government:

Minister 1: "Lord, what should we do about the budgetary crisis?"

God: "..."

Minister 2: "Lord, this is a serious problem! We really need you to make a decision."

God: "..."

Minister 1: "Aww fuck this. Lets go back to deciding things for ourselves."

6/18/2008 5:54:07 PM

Beltaine

D Laurier: "Batshit insanity anyone?"

For that remark, you should probably apologize to bats, shit, and the insane.

6/18/2008 5:54:36 PM

David B.

"A true Theocracy is Rule by God (The Ruler of the Universe) alone."

Cool. So if I say "God told me to take that money!", then you'd have no complaints, right? Because pointing to the bible and yakking on about "Thou shalt not..." and "commandments" isn't rule by God, it's rule by an oligarchy's interpretation of a fairly obtuse book.

A "True Theocracy"(tm) would be anarchy (figurative and literal), and even if everyone somehow did overlook the fairly blinding loophole that you can get away with anything just by saying "Godtoldmetodoit", we'd all end up living at the whims of the paranoid schizophrenics anyway.

6/18/2008 6:03:48 PM

Eden

If the rules given in the old testament are the rules which god would enforce in his theocracy, I would definitely be one of those people who would climb into iron chariots to oppose gods theocracy

6/18/2008 6:21:58 PM

anonymous_troy

So a true theocracy is not a monarchy, but an anarchy?

6/18/2008 6:22:10 PM

Tzelemel

Really? So why is it that the religious people are the ones who have historically started the most wars, historically have made communities worse with abstinence-only campaigns, eroded scientific education with Creationism and ID, and in some of the more crazy examples, actively seek to bring about the End of the World?

6/18/2008 6:31:05 PM

registered voter

I'm voting for the Thor/Odin ticket.

I know voting for a 3rd party god is throwing my vote away... but I can't help myself

6/18/2008 6:33:36 PM

agentCDE

THOR/ODIN '08!

6/18/2008 6:55:59 PM

approximate

Yeah, we can all see how lush and green Iran is.

6/18/2008 6:57:51 PM

Papabear

Obviously FB is unfamiliar with the dictionary... and coherent thought.

6/18/2008 7:33:42 PM

Allegory for Jesus

So...theocracy is having Jesus as ruler, instead of priests? Good to know...you would think that, by default, all human civilizations would ultimately be theocratic, then (since, you know, omnipotent, omnipresent Creator god, and all...). Anyway...I'm not sure what you are trying to say, aside from "human government bad", but I can't help but feel that, whatever you are saying is wrong...don't know why...

6/18/2008 7:34:29 PM

emau99

This is an interesting bit of pseudo-logic and fallacy. It's like he's nesting fallacies:

[FremenBryan's post] = (False Dichotomy)^N

(Where N is the number of assertions in the post--in this case, 3).

6/18/2008 7:38:32 PM

apYrs

if the universe is so arranged, I would be content to see humanuty die out to save untold trillions from the lakes of fire beloved by your god to punish those who question or otherwise upset him

6/18/2008 7:42:15 PM

Lithp

'Cause the cosmos totally will never make us extinct. Nah, those comets and exploding stars and gamma radiation and crap will NEVER affect us.

6/18/2008 7:42:19 PM

Mayhem

When your god shows up on the TV, telling everyone that he's balanced the budget, ended the war in Iraq, locked the price of oil at $35 a gallon to stabilize the world ecomomy, and is using excess crops to feed the starving, THEN I'll believe he's running the world.

Until then, he's just a useless, temperamental, figurehead.

Oh, wait...

6/18/2008 7:53:08 PM

Paler_Face

Wasn't Satan supposed to be the "prince of this world"?

6/18/2008 8:06:40 PM
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