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In Los Angeles County, longtime partners Diane Olson and Robin Tyler were the first and only same-sex couple to obtain a license Monday.

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Around them were dozens of family and friends and a smattering of protesters quietly holding banners offering varying slogans, including "Homo Sex Is Sin!," but all suggesting that gay marriage invokes God's wrath.

They stood before Reform Rabbi Denise Eger, and their ceremony was both crazed and intimate...From the sidelines, a protester screamed, "Jesus Loves You!"

Gay marriage protesters, Los Angeles Times 33 Comments [6/18/2008 6:57:31 PM]
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Submitted By: Maleficent
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Lefty Link

Those two women were in their 80's. Good for them.

6/18/2008 7:07:27 PM

Bryan65

Gay couples should have sex on the floor. Right after the ceremony. Just to piss of the fundiedicks.

6/18/2008 7:09:59 PM

agentCDE

JESUS LOVES YOU! THIS JUSTIFIES US BEING HATEFUL DICKS!

6/18/2008 7:17:55 PM

Lucilius

Reminds me of H.L. Mencken's definition of a Puritan: A person obsessed by the fear that someone, somewhere, is having a good time.

6/18/2008 7:21:34 PM

Allegory for Jesus

You've got to love the Christian ability to wield the phrase "Jesus loves you" as a rhetorical weapon.

6/18/2008 7:26:32 PM

Papabear

Why don't these people worry about their own behavior rather than the behavior of others? Being a hateful prick because someone else doesn't love the same type of person you would love is assoholic.

6/18/2008 7:28:07 PM

The Lazy One

Have some damn respect! You don't interrupt a freakin' WEDDING. Didn't your parents ever teach you the basic rules of behavior?

6/18/2008 7:28:47 PM

kingoftheheavies

They're fucksticks.

6/18/2008 7:31:44 PM

Cabraxas

A Rabbi performed the ceremony.

A deranged fundie screaming "Jesus loves you" at any Jewish wedding would be irrational enough. To do it at a same-sex Jewish ceremony is just mindless hubris.

6/18/2008 7:36:37 PM

Poisoned Rationality

Lefty Link: They're in their 80s? Aw... That's sweet! :)

(No sarcasm, there - I think it's awesome!)

6/18/2008 7:37:06 PM

Cabraxas

@ The Lazy One

Of course they didn't. The buybull didn't explicitly say they couldn't do it, so god says it's ok. (by their reverse reasoning)

6/18/2008 7:37:48 PM

Lucilius

TheLazyOne – WE DON'T HAVE TO BE NICE BECAUSE IT'S NOT A WEDDING! BLAAAAAAAGH!!!! IT'S AN ABOMINATION OF SAAAAATAAAAANNNNN!!!!! WACKA WACKA! MY HED A SPLODE!

Or something like that, I imagine.

6/18/2008 7:40:59 PM

Lithp

Bryan: Oh my God, that's the perfect way to get rid of the protesters!

6/18/2008 7:46:41 PM

Amanda

I still have no clue why anybody cares about the sex life of strangers.

6/18/2008 7:58:34 PM

RavenWood

I wish them all the luck in the world!

And saying "Jesus loves you!" after a Jewish wedding is just damn stupid.

6/18/2008 8:02:45 PM

Harry

A couple for 55 years the news item said. You would have to be inhuman to begrudge them their day.

6/18/2008 8:18:21 PM

Jesus

Stop using me for your hate mongering! Fuck you people. Seriously.

6/18/2008 8:35:04 PM

anonymous_troy

Jesus does love lesbians. Most straight guys do.

6/18/2008 8:53:59 PM

GigaGuess

If God has an issue with these two ladies getting hitched, it is up to him to express so to them. As for the hateful, vitriolic FUCKwads that saw fit to turn the happiest day of these to ladies' lives, which they waited fucking DECADES for into a three ring goddamn CIRCUS...they should be collectively ashamed of themselves. I cannot describe the sadness I feel that anyone could be so callous.

6/18/2008 8:59:55 PM

Old Viking

Ah, the joys that religion bestows upon mankind.

6/18/2008 9:08:30 PM

Pyroclasm

Jesus loves you so much he wants you to burn in hell forever for loving someone else!

BLARG!

6/18/2008 9:28:01 PM

nfp

Gay and Jewish? Wow, a fundy two-fer. Whenever they say "Jesus loves you!" always remember the subtext is, "And I hate you!"


6/18/2008 9:53:37 PM

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6/18/2008 9:57:04 PM

Funkypants

I'm sure the <b>Rabbi</b> cared what Jesus thought.

6/18/2008 10:14:40 PM

Zipperback

I hope they at least brought some wedding presents.

6/18/2008 10:36:57 PM
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