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Quote# 41191

Did Hillary have Tim Russert Murdered?
Everyone knows what happened to Tim Russert, but no one has the guts to say it until now. Tim Russert was MURDERED by the wrath of a scorned woman. That woman is no other than the loser Hillary Rodham Clinton. We all know she has an enemies list, and Tim Russert name was on the top for it was he was the one that proclaimed her nemesis Borrack Obama as the winner of the Democratic nomination. A position that was rightfully hers that was stolen by some pip squeak black man who's shoes he was not worthy to shine let alone steal away the prize that was solely meant for her.

Who knows how she pulled it off but somehow she had Tim Russert killed and made it look like a heart attack. She had to use the same cunning to hide her nefarious deeds as she employed to make her other victims such as Vince Foster look like a suicide, or the way she had James McDougall conveniently die in prison.

Who knows what other names are on Hillary's enemies list, only the body count of many that crossed her or helped thwart her inevitable assent to the presidency will tell?

Biff Barton, ou2getu Blog 26 Comments [6/18/2008 8:24:47 PM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac
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#547634
LordJiro

*facepalm*

"If it looks like a heart attack, and acts like a heart attack...HILLARY DID IT"

6/18/2008 10:09:40 PM

#547795
Falyne

See, this is why, even though my ranking of candidates was Edwards, Clinton, Obama (although I do still like Obama very much), I wouldn't want Clinton anywhere NEAR the vice-presidency.

There's a metric fuckload of gun-toting racist whackjobs in this country, and some of them will at least make plans to violently reject having an OMG SCAWWY Black Man in power over them. If they succeeded, the only thing that would make the shit hitting the fan after that horrible event worse is if Clinton came into power through it, and appeared to gain from Obama's death. Again, not that I think she'd have planned it in a million years, but there's enough of this "murderess" meme going around to destroy confidence in her in much of the citizenry, making the unrest worse. Gyah...

6/18/2008 11:46:01 PM

#548129
aaa

Good ol' plain paranoia.

6/19/2008 4:39:44 AM

#550995
Frank

What, Falyne you don't think that the intense irrational hatred these guys have for Hilary Clinton would preserve Obama's life in same way that the very existence of Cheney and Quayle preserved Bush I & II?

-Frank

6/20/2008 4:48:02 PM

#551539
Vinroke


Who knows how she pulled it off but somehow she had Tim Russert killed and made it look like a heart attack.


Does she happen to own a black notebook?


6/20/2008 9:42:38 PM

#552226


So... wouldn't it be more efficient for her to kill her opponent?

6/21/2008 3:14:29 PM

#553016
anonymous_troy

"somehow she had Tim Russert killed and made it look like a heart attack."

QUICK!

Someone get this man a Death Note reference, STAT!

6/22/2008 3:46:17 AM

#553019
anonymous_troy

@Vinroke: My non-post-reading thoughts exactly. Hilary is Kira.

6/22/2008 3:46:43 AM

#555669
Chancellor Gorkon

U R next Biff!

6/23/2008 9:26:14 PM

#557490
Porky Pine

The rubber band is stretched too tight on this one.

6/24/2008 7:56:44 PM

#559385
wombat

Exactly as planned

6/26/2008 12:01:42 AM

#561115
Wondershocked

So, basically, Hillary Rodham Clinton is Kira...?

6/27/2008 4:53:05 AM

#561168
Teru Mikami

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

6/27/2008 6:11:42 AM

#561174
Misa Misa

But Misa is no lesbian....D:

6/27/2008 6:15:17 AM

#561217
L

Hmm. I, the infamous detctive, L! will solve this case... Right after I eat cake

6/27/2008 6:39:59 AM

#561272
iHateNear

This is going striaght to CL_DN

6/27/2008 7:06:49 AM

#561318
Hillary

JUST AS PLANNED!

6/27/2008 7:32:53 AM

#561585
Mello

Can I be blowing some shiz up nao?

6/27/2008 10:08:59 AM

#561778
iLikeNear

This has gone straight to CL_DN

6/27/2008 12:40:01 PM

#561936
Matsuda

NOOOOOOEEEEEESSSSSSSS

MY FAVORITE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE!?!

HOW IS SHE KIRA!!!!?????????????????????!

*ANGST*

*CRY*

YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NOW!!!

6/27/2008 2:12:51 PM

#561943
Takada

I'm not a lesbian either Misa! T_T

My dreams of becoming the Goddess of the New World are crushed!

I must go and angst about it to my adoring fans T_T

6/27/2008 2:22:05 PM

#562052
Lol_Mello

Matt? Yeah. Sorry about making you die for trying to apprehend Takada to end Light The Homosexual's reign. We had the wrong woman all along. ;_;

I can has pity party with chocolate, plz?

6/27/2008 3:18:33 PM

#562405
Wedy

XP

Now that Light=Hillary there isn't any eye candy for me.

Screw Yotsuba, I'm blowing this joint, You're just going to have to use Aiber L.

Love,

Wedy

6/27/2008 6:12:30 PM

#565728
AIZAWA(OBAMA)

I'M ONTO YOUR DASTARDLY PLANS KIRA.

6/29/2008 10:50:02 PM

#568676
Near

And all this time I thought L was Kira. Never would have guessed Hillary.

7/2/2008 3:01:10 AM
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