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God had Noah build a ship that could hold every kind of animal in the world. God put dragons and other animals in the ark... because the mother of storms was about to hit. The storm hit, the earth went into convulsions, the underground water shattered the earth's surface, the canopy of water above the earth collapsed. Plants, animals and people were drowned and sandwiched with the dinosaurs into layers of mud and rock, except those dinosaurs that were in the ark were "fruitful and multiplied" like other animals. But now the dinosaurs had a BIG problem, THE AIR HAD CHANGED! Remember those trillions of destroyed plants? They made the air rich with oxygen. And big animals need LOTS of oxygen to survive. In the thinner air it was harder to breathe--they got slower and easier to catch. Now you know how the dinosaurs REALLY died.

Jack Chick, There Go the Dinosaurs 69 Comments [6/18/2008 11:50:32 PM]
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Hadron

How do "trillions of destroyed plants" change the oxygen content of the atmosphere? Didn't the earth supposedly revegetate in their fairy story?

Total BS.


6/18/2008 11:54:47 PM

Mike

FAIL. Physics says you do.

6/18/2008 11:54:53 PM

Jesus

So how did everything else continue to live? Elephants are bigger than a lot of the dinosaurs. Fuck you.

6/18/2008 11:55:25 PM

approximate

Jack, can you tell me the one about the Three Bears now?

6/18/2008 11:55:39 PM

^light^

Creative, I guess... Must have been a pretty big boat though ^^

I prefer Gary Larson's explanation as to how the dinosaurs went extinct. Based on just as much fact, and a lot funnier.

6/18/2008 11:59:47 PM

Lefty Link

Well slap my face and call me Larry! Of course that's how it happened! Why didn't I see it before?!?

6/19/2008 12:00:23 AM

Generic Human Fleshbot

"Well slap my face and call me Larry! Of course that's how it happened! Why didn't I see it before?!?"

Because you are sane.

6/19/2008 12:06:59 AM

RavenWood

If you have to perform such gymnastics to get your beliefs to conform to science (which you fail at, by the way) perhaps you should just let the myths go and deal with reality.

6/19/2008 12:16:14 AM

FundieBasher


6/19/2008 12:16:46 AM

SurfinSeaOtter

At least he's creative

6/19/2008 12:26:14 AM

Nowonmai

Typical Jack Chick bullshit.

6/19/2008 12:28:44 AM



Hooooly god. That was pretty much the dumbest thing I've ever read.

OK, fair enough that you believe in God, but dragons?! And... and... I...

:faints:

6/19/2008 12:30:43 AM

Rawley

Wow, Chick didn't make this up, he lifted this from Hovind. I hope he cited his source.

6/19/2008 12:32:41 AM

Allegory for Jesus

Wouldn't the dinosaurs suffocating due to needing lots of oxygen leave every other air-breathing species in a similar position, as the massive numbers of dinosaurs desperately try to intake all the air that they can? And, if the plants all died....how the hell do we have plants today!?

6/19/2008 12:34:30 AM

Comicartist

Jack Chick pulling shit out of his ass since the 1950's.

6/19/2008 12:35:19 AM

dpareja

Allegory for Jesus: For that matter, how did the dinosaurs survive while on the ark?

6/19/2008 12:42:27 AM

dpareja

Sorry, double post, please delete.

6/19/2008 12:43:18 AM



BAHAHAHAHA!!! A T. Rex got slower and easier to catch for the only eight humans left alive, right!!

6/19/2008 12:45:17 AM

nintendofreakgcn

Dragons on a wooden ark? That doesn't sound like a good idea.

6/19/2008 12:46:26 AM

Tom S. Fox

God didn't think this one through, now did he?

6/19/2008 12:47:17 AM

anonymous_troy

You're not making any sense!

6/19/2008 12:49:15 AM

Mling

Well that was pretty shortsighted of God.

6/19/2008 1:04:06 AM

TheOutsider

[This is what Christians actaully believe]

6/19/2008 1:12:56 AM

Moondog

I've heard this tale before, but it was a lot simpler. It just involved rain for 40 days and 40 nights. Of course, that wouldn't flood the Earth, but I'm getting pedantic here. You either have a very active imagination that could better be used writing paperback fiction or you're a lying asshole. God doesn't like lying assholes.

6/19/2008 1:16:40 AM

Old Viking

So the dinosaurs took shallow breaths while they were being fruitful and multiplying?

6/19/2008 1:36:49 AM
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