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#547812
Hadron
How do "trillions of destroyed plants" change the oxygen content of the atmosphere? Didn't the earth supposedly revegetate in their fairy story?
Total BS.
6/18/2008 11:54:47 PM
#547813
Mike
FAIL. Physics says you do.
6/18/2008 11:54:53 PM
#547815
Jesus
So how did everything else continue to live? Elephants are bigger than a lot of the dinosaurs. Fuck you.
6/18/2008 11:55:25 PM
#547816
approximate
Jack, can you tell me the one about the Three Bears now?
6/18/2008 11:55:39 PM
#547820
^light^
Creative, I guess... Must have been a pretty big boat though ^^
I prefer Gary Larson's explanation as to how the dinosaurs went extinct. Based on just as much fact, and a lot funnier.
6/18/2008 11:59:47 PM
#547822
Lefty Link
Well slap my face and call me Larry! Of course that's how it happened! Why didn't I see it before?!?
6/19/2008 12:00:23 AM
#547832
Generic Human Fleshbot
"Well slap my face and call me Larry! Of course that's how it happened! Why didn't I see it before?!?"
Because you are sane.
6/19/2008 12:06:59 AM
#547836
RavenWood
If you have to perform such gymnastics to get your beliefs to conform to science (which you fail at, by the way) perhaps you should just let the myths go and deal with reality.
6/19/2008 12:16:14 AM
#547838
FundieBasher
6/19/2008 12:16:46 AM
#547840
SurfinSeaOtter
At least he's creative
6/19/2008 12:26:14 AM
#547841
Nowonmai
Typical Jack Chick bullshit.
6/19/2008 12:28:44 AM
#547842
Hooooly god. That was pretty much the dumbest thing I've ever read.
OK, fair enough that you believe in God, but dragons?! And... and... I...
:faints:
6/19/2008 12:30:43 AM
#547844
Rawley
Wow, Chick didn't make this up, he lifted this from Hovind. I hope he cited his source.
6/19/2008 12:32:41 AM
#547847
Allegory for Jesus
Wouldn't the dinosaurs suffocating due to needing lots of oxygen leave every other air-breathing species in a similar position, as the massive numbers of dinosaurs desperately try to intake all the air that they can? And, if the plants all died....how the hell do we have plants today!?
6/19/2008 12:34:30 AM
#547848
Comicartist
Jack Chick pulling shit out of his ass since the 1950's.
6/19/2008 12:35:19 AM
#547849
dpareja
Allegory for Jesus: For that matter, how did the dinosaurs survive while on the ark?
6/19/2008 12:42:27 AM
#547850
dpareja
Sorry, double post, please delete.
6/19/2008 12:43:18 AM
#547853
BAHAHAHAHA!!! A T. Rex got slower and easier to catch for the only eight humans left alive, right!!
6/19/2008 12:45:17 AM
#547857
nintendofreakgcn
Dragons on a wooden ark? That doesn't sound like a good idea.
6/19/2008 12:46:26 AM
#547860
Tom S. Fox
God didn't think this one through, now did he?
6/19/2008 12:47:17 AM
#547861
anonymous_troy
You're not making any sense!
6/19/2008 12:49:15 AM
#547882
Mling
Well that was pretty shortsighted of God.
6/19/2008 1:04:06 AM
#547894
TheOutsider
[This is what Christians actaully believe]
6/19/2008 1:12:56 AM
#547898
Moondog
I've heard this tale before, but it was a lot simpler. It just involved rain for 40 days and 40 nights. Of course, that wouldn't flood the Earth, but I'm getting pedantic here. You either have a very active imagination that could better be used writing paperback fiction or you're a lying asshole. God doesn't like lying assholes.
6/19/2008 1:16:40 AM
#547912
Old Viking
So the dinosaurs took shallow breaths while they were being fruitful and multiplying?
6/19/2008 1:36:49 AM
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