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#547801
LordJiro
And then when you pass out from hyperventilating, you'll think you were raptured
6/18/2008 11:48:49 PM
#547804
Milking the Catz
You need help.
6/18/2008 11:51:19 PM
#547806
Wait. What?
It'd be so deviously evil but gratuitously hilarious if they used a narcotic gas at a Rapture convention, and when they wake up it's decorated like heaven.
6/18/2008 11:52:33 PM
#547811
Lefty Link
Someone really wants to suck god's cock.
6/18/2008 11:54:29 PM
#547817
Mike
Or you can just take yourself out now and be there :D
6/18/2008 11:55:43 PM
#547837
Lucilius
Somebody really, really needs to get laid.
6/19/2008 12:16:22 AM
#547854
Allegory for Jesus
"Wait...is that the Rapture! No...just the neighbor's dog...
a police siren...
a tea kettle...
a vacuum cleaner...
a can opener...
Why do you taunt me, Jesus!"
6/19/2008 12:45:28 AM
#547855
Nowonmai
You should be more excited about living, rather than dying, don't you think?
6/19/2008 12:46:03 AM
#547856
pete
Lorazepam (Ativan) 1mg every 6 hours should help with the worst of your acute symptoms of anxiety. Then, hard work with a good therapist. You don't need to suffer so.
6/19/2008 12:46:06 AM
#547859
clockworkgirl21
I sort of felt like that today. But I was at the dentist, under the influence of laughing gas.
6/19/2008 12:46:56 AM
#547867
anonymous_troy
You should probably stop eating excited butterflies, I don't think it's good for you.
6/19/2008 12:53:12 AM
#547876
wow fundies
So you want to die?
6/19/2008 12:59:49 AM
#547880
A. Person
Please do. One less loon to worry about ;)
6/19/2008 1:01:51 AM
#547914
Old Viking
No, dearie, not alot. A lot. Two words. A lot. There's no such word as alot. Say it after me now. Slowly. A lot. That's right. A lot. See, you're starting to get it.
6/19/2008 1:40:24 AM
#547917
Thinking Allowed
Schoolgirl crush for Jesus.
6/19/2008 1:42:37 AM
#547941
John
How about if the Rapture is going to happen in 2940? How does that justify hyperventilating?
6/19/2008 2:00:23 AM
#547963
Angry Archeologist
And thats why I hate you.
6/19/2008 2:15:42 AM
#547983
sofia the antichrist
It'd be so deviously evil but gratuitously hilarious if they used a narcotic gas at a Rapture convention, and when they wake up it's decorated like heaven.
Someone, please PLEASE do this. I could hyperventilate from the excitement of thinking about THAT.
6/19/2008 2:31:08 AM
#547989
J-Hay
Didn't even need to look at the bottom of the quote to know it came from Rapture Ready. The fucking nutjobs have become so pathetically predictable.
6/19/2008 2:34:05 AM
#547991
Mister Spak
What if it happens when you are hyperventilating? Hyperventilating is a sin. You would be left behind.
6/19/2008 2:36:22 AM
#547995
Bryan65
No, you jack it just thinking about it.
6/19/2008 2:43:49 AM
#548002
Berny
Try not to burn my fries when you do that.
'K?
6/19/2008 2:51:16 AM
#548020
BeemerRefugee1990
Or it could just be the aftereffects of that four-tacos-for-a-buck thing the Rox have going with Toxic Hell, when they score 7+ in a game ...
*Crunch*
6/19/2008 3:10:42 AM
#548033
deathbird
I have never seen such a sad and pathetic bunch as the RR Death Cult crowd. None of them have the balls to face real life, so they retreat into their little fantasy world where they reinforce each others delusions, waiting for an event that will never occur. They are a waste of oxygen, who give nothing to the world.
6/19/2008 3:20:40 AM
#548080
Giveitaday
@deathbird
I can't agree with you more... I live with 3 of them.... Every time the fire siren goes off.....
6/19/2008 3:52:51 AM
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