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I have that excited butterfly feeling in my stomach alot....I couldn't imagine knowing the exact timing!!! When I am working, watching TV etc... I think to myself, it could be right now!! In a blink of an eye, I will be in His presence! I could hyperventalate thinking about it!

InHisSevice, RaptureReady 48 Comments [6/18/2008 11:46:07 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
WTF?! || meh

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And then when you pass out from hyperventilating, you'll think you were raptured

6/18/2008 11:48:49 PM

Milking the Catz

You need help.

6/18/2008 11:51:19 PM

Wait. What?

It'd be so deviously evil but gratuitously hilarious if they used a narcotic gas at a Rapture convention, and when they wake up it's decorated like heaven.

6/18/2008 11:52:33 PM

Lefty Link

Someone really wants to suck god's cock.

6/18/2008 11:54:29 PM


Or you can just take yourself out now and be there :D

6/18/2008 11:55:43 PM


Somebody really, really needs to get laid.

6/19/2008 12:16:22 AM

Allegory for Jesus

"Wait...is that the Rapture! No...just the neighbor's dog...
a police siren...
a tea kettle...
a vacuum cleaner...
a can opener...
Why do you taunt me, Jesus!"

6/19/2008 12:45:28 AM


You should be more excited about living, rather than dying, don't you think?

6/19/2008 12:46:03 AM


Lorazepam (Ativan) 1mg every 6 hours should help with the worst of your acute symptoms of anxiety. Then, hard work with a good therapist. You don't need to suffer so.

6/19/2008 12:46:06 AM


I sort of felt like that today. But I was at the dentist, under the influence of laughing gas.

6/19/2008 12:46:56 AM


You should probably stop eating excited butterflies, I don't think it's good for you.

6/19/2008 12:53:12 AM

wow fundies

So you want to die?

6/19/2008 12:59:49 AM

A. Person

Please do. One less loon to worry about ;)

6/19/2008 1:01:51 AM

Old Viking

No, dearie, not alot. A lot. Two words. A lot. There's no such word as alot. Say it after me now. Slowly. A lot. That's right. A lot. See, you're starting to get it.

6/19/2008 1:40:24 AM

Thinking Allowed

Schoolgirl crush for Jesus.

6/19/2008 1:42:37 AM


How about if the Rapture is going to happen in 2940? How does that justify hyperventilating?

6/19/2008 2:00:23 AM

Angry Archeologist

And thats why I hate you.

6/19/2008 2:15:42 AM

sofia the antichrist

It'd be so deviously evil but gratuitously hilarious if they used a narcotic gas at a Rapture convention, and when they wake up it's decorated like heaven.

Someone, please PLEASE do this. I could hyperventilate from the excitement of thinking about THAT.

6/19/2008 2:31:08 AM


Didn't even need to look at the bottom of the quote to know it came from Rapture Ready. The fucking nutjobs have become so pathetically predictable.

6/19/2008 2:34:05 AM

Mister Spak

What if it happens when you are hyperventilating? Hyperventilating is a sin. You would be left behind.

6/19/2008 2:36:22 AM


No, you jack it just thinking about it.

6/19/2008 2:43:49 AM


Try not to burn my fries when you do that.

6/19/2008 2:51:16 AM


Or it could just be the aftereffects of that four-tacos-for-a-buck thing the Rox have going with Toxic Hell, when they score 7+ in a game ...


6/19/2008 3:10:42 AM


I have never seen such a sad and pathetic bunch as the RR Death Cult crowd. None of them have the balls to face real life, so they retreat into their little fantasy world where they reinforce each others delusions, waiting for an event that will never occur. They are a waste of oxygen, who give nothing to the world.

6/19/2008 3:20:40 AM


I can't agree with you more... I live with 3 of them.... Every time the fire siren goes off.....

6/19/2008 3:52:51 AM
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