"This is just what it is... a STORY from something called the Secrets of Enoch... or something like that"
The Catholic church, in recent years, had to admit that Limbo was nothing more than a 'theological concept'. If they easily discarded what was previously part of their immutable, unchanging Holy Writ and doctrine, then it certainly calls into question the rest of the RCC's beliefs.
"Genesis tells us that EVE was Adam's first and ONLY wife"
And I thought you right-wing fundies were Bible literalists, who believe that everything in the Bible actually happened, as 'It Is Written'. Starting to waver, eh My Abba's Child? Careful, your heresy is showing*.
Remember: if one part of the Bible is merely a 'story', then all of it is. As in fiction (hell, even the Church of England readily admit that much of the Bible is just parable & metaphor).
*- Clicking on the quote link, it goes to a thread that's about something completely different. And when I tried Googling (using the relevant keywords), nothing came up. Curious, is it not...?!