Then tehy will have too outlaw teh BREATHING!
6/18/2008 8:35:38 PM
Just like the government had to outlaw all voting after it was extended to all males, then to blacks, then to women.
6/18/2008 8:36:11 PM
That already happened when interacial marraiges were allowed. The definition of marraige was so mucked up the government couldn't tell the difference between same sex marraige and mixed sex marriage.
6/18/2008 8:36:13 PM
Whoa there, Chicken Little...
6/18/2008 8:38:38 PM
funky fresh salad
Yeah, that's definitely what's gonna happen.
6/18/2008 8:39:18 PM
They call me V
I understand that fundies get confused... I mean, first marriage was between a white man and a white woman, and then white and black people can marry, and now adult people of the same gender can marry? Must be awfully hard for their limited understanding abilities... yeah.
6/18/2008 8:39:57 PM
6/18/2008 8:44:47 PM
Oh, make up your tiny little minds. First it's just going to destroy marriage, without anyone's help; then it's going to let people marry goats, babies and palm trees; now it'll make the guv'mint outlaw all marriage? Do you clowns really have no attention span and no memory?
6/18/2008 8:45:25 PM
The government's not that stupid.
It's like this:
Are you both human?
Are you both over 18?
Are there exactly two of you, not counting fetuses?
If you answered 'no' to any of the above questions, you CANNOT get married.
6/18/2008 8:48:38 PM
Don't forget the other important question:
Do you have a pulse?
6/18/2008 8:52:14 PM
So I still have hope?
6/18/2008 8:52:54 PM
This week's winner of the COMMIES UNDER THE BED! award.
6/18/2008 9:00:02 PM
What? How the hell does that work?
6/18/2008 9:21:24 PM
4 REALZ JUST LOOK AT MASSACHUSETTS!!!!! IT IS MAYHEM HERE!! MAYHEM!!!!!
6/18/2008 9:29:18 PM
The government will have no choice but to outlaw ALL marriages.
And then, only outlaws will be married!
6/18/2008 9:42:14 PM
6/18/2008 9:45:57 PM
Yeah, that's the logical outcome of this. Good analytical skills, chief.
6/18/2008 9:46:48 PM
fine by me, not that it will actually happen
@ anonymous_troy - I don't think that 3rd stipulation is sooo important, if someone want to live a polygamist/polyandrous lifestyle, I say let them
6/18/2008 9:59:15 PM
So, is this supposed to happen before or after the Atheists round up all the Christians and put them in concentration camps? Because I keep hearing about that one too, but nobody sends me the event schedule so I can request Paid Time Off.
6/18/2008 10:21:30 PM
Think of all the divorce lawyers on the breadline! I like it!
6/18/2008 10:29:32 PM
6/18/2008 10:35:48 PM
This is going to muck up the definition of marriage...
...2): the state of being united to a person of the same sex in a relationship like that of a traditional marriage <same-sex marriage>
6/18/2008 10:38:25 PM
And that would be SUCH a tragedy! Next step will be outlawing of what caused marriage in the first place and then we'll be happy about it!
6/18/2008 10:45:20 PM
All or nothing. The concept has been proven to work well ... how many times?
6/18/2008 10:59:20 PM
No they won't.
Not that I'd care if they did.
EDIT: Actually, I would care. When I wrote it, I was thinking about what a ridiculous concept marriage is, not about the aspect of the government curtailing people's freedoms.
6/18/2008 11:14:23 PM