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#547457
Fek'lhr
Then tehy will have too outlaw teh BREATHING!
6/18/2008 8:35:38 PM
#547459
szena
Just like the government had to outlaw all voting after it was extended to all males, then to blacks, then to women.
6/18/2008 8:36:11 PM
#547460
Mister Spak
That already happened when interacial marraiges were allowed. The definition of marraige was so mucked up the government couldn't tell the difference between same sex marraige and mixed sex marriage.
6/18/2008 8:36:13 PM
#547464
RavenWood
Whoa there, Chicken Little...
6/18/2008 8:38:38 PM
#547465
funky fresh salad
Yeah, that's definitely what's gonna happen.
6/18/2008 8:39:18 PM
#547466
They call me V
I understand that fundies get confused... I mean, first marriage was between a white man and a white woman, and then white and black people can marry, and now adult people of the same gender can marry? Must be awfully hard for their limited understanding abilities... yeah.
6/18/2008 8:39:57 PM
#547476
DarkfireTaimatsu
...Why?
6/18/2008 8:44:47 PM
#547478
Lucilius
Oh, make up your tiny little minds. First it's just going to destroy marriage, without anyone's help; then it's going to let people marry goats, babies and palm trees; now it'll make the guv'mint outlaw all marriage? Do you clowns really have no attention span and no memory?
Shitheads.
6/18/2008 8:45:25 PM
#547483
anonymous_troy
The government's not that stupid.
It's like this:
Are you both human?
Are you both over 18?
Are there exactly two of you, not counting fetuses?
If you answered 'no' to any of the above questions, you CANNOT get married.
6/18/2008 8:48:38 PM
#547489
Brian-sama
Don't forget the other important question:
Do you have a pulse?
6/18/2008 8:52:14 PM
#547492
Old Viking
So I still have hope?
6/18/2008 8:52:54 PM
#547504
Darwin
This week's winner of the COMMIES UNDER THE BED! award.
6/18/2008 9:00:02 PM
#547536
Pyroclasm
What? How the hell does that work?
6/18/2008 9:21:24 PM
#547552
4 REALZ JUST LOOK AT MASSACHUSETTS!!!!! IT IS MAYHEM HERE!! MAYHEM!!!!!
6/18/2008 9:29:18 PM
#547586
Sanity
The government will have no choice but to outlaw ALL marriages.
And then, only outlaws will be married!
6/18/2008 9:42:14 PM
#547597
Osiris
Why?
6/18/2008 9:45:57 PM
#547598
nfp
Yeah, that's the logical outcome of this. Good analytical skills, chief.
Paranoid...
6/18/2008 9:46:48 PM
#547618
Reverend Davidius
fine by me, not that it will actually happen
@ anonymous_troy - I don't think that 3rd stipulation is sooo important, if someone want to live a polygamist/polyandrous lifestyle, I say let them
6/18/2008 9:59:15 PM
#547652
RI
So, is this supposed to happen before or after the Atheists round up all the Christians and put them in concentration camps? Because I keep hearing about that one too, but nobody sends me the event schedule so I can request Paid Time Off.
6/18/2008 10:21:30 PM
#547671
Xotan
Think of all the divorce lawyers on the breadline! I like it!
6/18/2008 10:29:32 PM
#547685
JonnyTruant
How's that?
6/18/2008 10:35:48 PM
#547690
Beeblebrox
This is going to muck up the definition of marriage...
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/marriage
...2): the state of being united to a person of the same sex in a relationship like that of a traditional marriage <same-sex marriage>
Merriam-Webster disagrees.
6/18/2008 10:38:25 PM
#547705
Thammuz
And that would be SUCH a tragedy! Next step will be outlawing of what caused marriage in the first place and then we'll be happy about it!
6/18/2008 10:45:20 PM
#547732
Grigadil
All or nothing. The concept has been proven to work well ... how many times?
6/18/2008 10:59:20 PM
#547755
Fanatic-Templar
No they won't.
Not that I'd care if they did.
EDIT: Actually, I would care. When I wrote it, I was thinking about what a ridiculous concept marriage is, not about the aspect of the government curtailing people's freedoms.
6/18/2008 11:14:23 PM
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