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#548288
Kzickas
God created the world. But the world doesn't exist. So god didn't create anything. So God is nothing. Cool
6/19/2008 9:42:07 AM
#548292
Kayu
Chemicals do not exist? Drink the bleach under your kitchen sink, then we'll talk.
6/19/2008 9:43:40 AM
#548294
DarkfireTaimatsu
So chemicals are just an illusion, eh? You can't perceive differences between them, eh?
Here is a bottle of H2O, and a bottle of H2O2. Since chemicals don't exist, there must be no difference, right? Feel free to drink them both, and we'll see what you have to say.
6/19/2008 9:50:46 AM
#548298
Cymro
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This doesn't deserve a witty retort. It's that idiotic.
6/19/2008 9:54:23 AM
#548299
aaa
What?! Is he serious?
6/19/2008 9:55:22 AM
#548304
Nowonmai
Then I suggest you turn off your computer and put it away, as the components are made from chemical, and chemical bonding processes.
Do you have shampoo? Better not use that illusionary stuff.
6/19/2008 10:02:32 AM
#548308
Princess Rot
They exist, but they don't really exist, but they really exist in our heads? What the fuck are you smoking?
6/19/2008 10:11:55 AM
#548309
^light^
50$ to anyone that can find me a fundie with a triple-digit IQ. I will even settle for one with an IQ of 100. Seriously.
Proven again and again: Fundamentalist = shockingly, horrifyingly stupid. Not even just ignorant, but mouth-breather stupid.
6/19/2008 10:11:59 AM
#548310
Sanity
I've got a bottle of non-existent material right here. How about you splash some in your eyes to prove your point?
6/19/2008 10:15:42 AM
#548312
Foo Bar
Egendomligt.
The computer upon which I am writing is a result of pretending chemicals exist. Behold the power of imagination!
6/19/2008 10:16:21 AM
#548315
t3h_fuhr3r
It's nearly half past for where I am.
I have had 3 hours of sleep last night.
I don't believe I've ever been more confused in my life. What the FUCK.
6/19/2008 10:21:45 AM
#548320
toothache
This is rage-inducing. I almost put my foot through my monitor and sent this fucktard the bill.
6/19/2008 10:30:29 AM
#548333
Me
Eh? I'm fairly sure the red pill you took DID have chemicals in it, judging by your post.
6/19/2008 10:47:08 AM
#548335
MilkyWay
Well since your body is also comprised of chemicals (including that thing in the space where the rest of us have brains) and since chemicals don't exist, you don't exist either!
Now go on and vanish in a puff of your own "logic"! Get. I don't want you on my planet.
6/19/2008 10:50:07 AM
#548341
Mr Smith
But we can pretend chemicals exist, because the illusion is beyond our ability to phytscally prove otherwise.
Anyone here a chemist? I believe that NephilimFree called you a charlatan and a pussy. Also, he said some really nasty things about your mother.
6/19/2008 10:55:37 AM
#548347
bearmaker
Lol...wut?
Stop me if I'm wrong here, but isn't the fact that the planets *are* in orbits proof that the Sun's gravitational pull *is* great enough to hold them there?
6/19/2008 10:59:45 AM
#548368
Comicartist
Ok first off, what the hell does chemicals have to do with gravity?
6/19/2008 11:10:08 AM
#548397
Mister Spak
Actually, god does not exist.
6/19/2008 11:25:19 AM
#548399
Palifox
I'm a chemist. This character is just at the lower range of any kind of chemical or scientific knowledge or understanding. In my experience the majority of people just haven't got much of an idea and this bod is only somewhat more clueless than most.
Creationist and fundamentalist leaders are persistent liars. They get away with it because they know very well that the basic physics, mathematics, chemistry, biology, geology, geography and what have you taught in junior high schools goes in one ear, stays round long enough to pass a test then goes out the other ear. We are still in the 16th century, if that.
The same thing goes for the "didn't go to the Moon" frauds, the 2012 doomsayers and the Bermuda triangle loonies.
6/19/2008 11:25:35 AM
#548414
Prager
The level of wrong there is just staggering.
6/19/2008 11:30:38 AM
#548433
oidhche
So nothing exists. Cool. All God created is an illusion. I guess he can't do any better than a mere author of a MMORPG.
Anyway, 'phytscally' will make a nice addition to my collection.
6/19/2008 11:50:14 AM
#548471
Frank
There is no spoon.
6/19/2008 12:24:31 PM
#548474
Wait. What?
Shit, so soap is like a physical placebo?
Let's ignore the first bullshit for a second. Now can someone explain to me how no chemicals would result in no gravity?
6/19/2008 12:28:40 PM
#548477
TheDrummer
This is the stuff the earthly fundie-avatar is made of.
Edit: top 100 material perhaps?
6/19/2008 12:30:13 PM
#548482
JonnyTruant
Swim in a vat of acid and see how real they are, fuckwit.
6/19/2008 12:35:45 PM
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