Quote# 41203

Actually, chemicals do not exist. They are an illusion created by God who sustains His creation. This is evidenced by the fact that the force of gravity is not great enough to hold the planets in their orbits around the sun.

But we can pretend chemicals exist, because the illusion is beyond our ability to phytscally prove otherwise.

NephilimFree, YouTube 64 Comments [6/19/2008 9:40:36 AM]
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God created the world. But the world doesn't exist. So god didn't create anything. So God is nothing. Cool

6/19/2008 9:42:07 AM


Chemicals do not exist? Drink the bleach under your kitchen sink, then we'll talk.

6/19/2008 9:43:40 AM


So chemicals are just an illusion, eh? You can't perceive differences between them, eh?

Here is a bottle of H2O, and a bottle of H2O2. Since chemicals don't exist, there must be no difference, right? Feel free to drink them both, and we'll see what you have to say.

6/19/2008 9:50:46 AM



This doesn't deserve a witty retort. It's that idiotic.

6/19/2008 9:54:23 AM


What?! Is he serious?

6/19/2008 9:55:22 AM


Then I suggest you turn off your computer and put it away, as the components are made from chemical, and chemical bonding processes.

Do you have shampoo? Better not use that illusionary stuff.

6/19/2008 10:02:32 AM

Princess Rot

They exist, but they don't really exist, but they really exist in our heads? What the fuck are you smoking?

6/19/2008 10:11:55 AM


50$ to anyone that can find me a fundie with a triple-digit IQ. I will even settle for one with an IQ of 100. Seriously.

Proven again and again: Fundamentalist = shockingly, horrifyingly stupid. Not even just ignorant, but mouth-breather stupid.

6/19/2008 10:11:59 AM


I've got a bottle of non-existent material right here. How about you splash some in your eyes to prove your point?

6/19/2008 10:15:42 AM

Foo Bar


The computer upon which I am writing is a result of pretending chemicals exist. Behold the power of imagination!

6/19/2008 10:16:21 AM


It's nearly half past for where I am.
I have had 3 hours of sleep last night.
I don't believe I've ever been more confused in my life. What the FUCK.

6/19/2008 10:21:45 AM


This is rage-inducing. I almost put my foot through my monitor and sent this fucktard the bill.

6/19/2008 10:30:29 AM


Eh? I'm fairly sure the red pill you took DID have chemicals in it, judging by your post.

6/19/2008 10:47:08 AM


Well since your body is also comprised of chemicals (including that thing in the space where the rest of us have brains) and since chemicals don't exist, you don't exist either!

Now go on and vanish in a puff of your own "logic"! Get. I don't want you on my planet.

6/19/2008 10:50:07 AM

Mr Smith

But we can pretend chemicals exist, because the illusion is beyond our ability to phytscally prove otherwise.

Anyone here a chemist? I believe that NephilimFree called you a charlatan and a pussy. Also, he said some really nasty things about your mother.

6/19/2008 10:55:37 AM



Stop me if I'm wrong here, but isn't the fact that the planets *are* in orbits proof that the Sun's gravitational pull *is* great enough to hold them there?

6/19/2008 10:59:45 AM


Ok first off, what the hell does chemicals have to do with gravity?

6/19/2008 11:10:08 AM

Mister Spak

Actually, god does not exist.

6/19/2008 11:25:19 AM


I'm a chemist. This character is just at the lower range of any kind of chemical or scientific knowledge or understanding. In my experience the majority of people just haven't got much of an idea and this bod is only somewhat more clueless than most.

Creationist and fundamentalist leaders are persistent liars. They get away with it because they know very well that the basic physics, mathematics, chemistry, biology, geology, geography and what have you taught in junior high schools goes in one ear, stays round long enough to pass a test then goes out the other ear. We are still in the 16th century, if that.

The same thing goes for the "didn't go to the Moon" frauds, the 2012 doomsayers and the Bermuda triangle loonies.

6/19/2008 11:25:35 AM


The level of wrong there is just staggering.

6/19/2008 11:30:38 AM


So nothing exists. Cool. All God created is an illusion. I guess he can't do any better than a mere author of a MMORPG.

Anyway, 'phytscally' will make a nice addition to my collection.

6/19/2008 11:50:14 AM


There is no spoon.

6/19/2008 12:24:31 PM

Wait. What?

Shit, so soap is like a physical placebo?
Let's ignore the first bullshit for a second. Now can someone explain to me how no chemicals would result in no gravity?

6/19/2008 12:28:40 PM


This is the stuff the earthly fundie-avatar is made of.

Edit: top 100 material perhaps?

6/19/2008 12:30:13 PM


Swim in a vat of acid and see how real they are, fuckwit.

6/19/2008 12:35:45 PM

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