Actually, chemicals do not exist. They are an illusion created by God who sustains His creation. This is evidenced by the fact that the force of gravity is not great enough to hold the planets in their orbits around the sun.
But we can pretend chemicals exist, because the illusion is beyond our ability to phytscally prove otherwise.
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So chemicals are just an illusion, eh? You can't perceive differences between them, eh?
Here is a bottle of H2O, and a bottle of H2O2. Since chemicals don't exist, there must be no difference, right? Feel free to drink them both, and we'll see what you have to say.
Then I suggest you turn off your computer and put it away, as the components are made from chemical, and chemical bonding processes.
Do you have shampoo? Better not use that illusionary stuff.
50$ to anyone that can find me a fundie with a triple-digit IQ. I will even settle for one with an IQ of 100. Seriously.
Proven again and again: Fundamentalist = shockingly, horrifyingly stupid. Not even just ignorant, but mouth-breather stupid.
Well since your body is also comprised of chemicals (including that thing in the space where the rest of us have brains) and since chemicals don't exist, you don't exist either!
Now go on and vanish in a puff of your own "logic"! Get. I don't want you on my planet.
But we can pretend chemicals exist, because the illusion is beyond our ability to phytscally prove otherwise.
Anyone here a chemist? I believe that NephilimFree called you a charlatan and a pussy. Also, he said some really nasty things about your mother.
I'm a chemist. This character is just at the lower range of any kind of chemical or scientific knowledge or understanding. In my experience the majority of people just haven't got much of an idea and this bod is only somewhat more clueless than most.
Creationist and fundamentalist leaders are persistent liars. They get away with it because they know very well that the basic physics, mathematics, chemistry, biology, geology, geography and what have you taught in junior high schools goes in one ear, stays round long enough to pass a test then goes out the other ear. We are still in the 16th century, if that.
The same thing goes for the "didn't go to the Moon" frauds, the 2012 doomsayers and the Bermuda triangle loonies.
So nothing exists. Cool. All God created is an illusion. I guess he can't do any better than a mere author of a MMORPG.
Anyway, 'phytscally' will make a nice addition to my collection.
if it swimms like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, I'd need good evidence before I say that it is a hippopotamus
Can someone please explain to me the problem that some fundies have with gravity?
Is it that it is a scientific theory? That they have conflated it with with the theory of evolution, in the same manner that many of them seem to do with abiogensis and the big bang? Or is it that someone in the bible appears to deny gravity so it cannot exist (would that call for a theory of Intelligent Falling)?
"Actually, chemicals do not exist. They are an illusion created by God who sustains His creation."
So your god continually deceives us our entire lives about the reality of, well, reality? And you worship him? Hm...
"This is evidenced by the fact that the force of gravity is not great enough to hold the planets in their orbits around the sun."
Really? Seems to be doing a damned fine job if you ask me. By the way, do you know how gravity works?
"But we can pretend chemicals exist, because the illusion is beyond our ability to phytscally prove otherwise."
Probably because it's not illusory you nitwit.
Chemicals don't exist? Well if that's the case, I want my money back from the chemistry courses I took.
Oh yeah, right, Nephillim Free is a stupid fundie that doesn't understand science and logic. Nevermind then.
Hrmmm. We actually have the ability to look at individual molecules now a days, so you can't even use the argument, "well, we can't see them."
It's a well known fact that the planets are held in their orbits by the power of god - that's why these days he is too fucking busy to listen to prayers, hurl thunderbolts etc., etc. like he used to do in the good old days.
Don't try to read zen books, chemistry texts, and the bible at the same time, it's obviously confusing you.
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It's just sad.
If chemicals don't exist, than what the fuck did my airhead classmate spill all over a table in the bio lab that stained it? After all, it couldn't have been iodine, chemicals don't exist. So...it was funny smelling water?
Also:
There once was a faith healer from Deal,
Well, so much for S-(fluoromethyl)6-alpha,9-difluoro-11-beta-17-dihydroxy-16-alpha-methyl-3-oxoandrosta-1,4-diene-17-beta-carbothioate, 17-propionate.
Oh dear, just found this.
NephilimFree has a thread devoted to him over at RDF. Mostly centred upon the retardedness of what passes for his "arguments". However, I didn't know he'd produced anything THIS retarded.
If one needed evidential support for the hypothesis that religious fundamentalism is a neurological disease, NephilimFree has just provided it.
Yes and I guess bacteria and gravity both don't exist, the Earth is completely flat and is the center of the universe, there are no other planets, and the sun is actually the Lord himself shining his light upon us. Global warming is happening simply because God's hugging us closer.
Any more stupid theories?
I thought I smelled Schizophrenia...
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Natural Selection in it's simplest form: All creatures should eventually die off except that species which is superior to all others.
Abiogenesis in it's simplest form: Chemicals are living things. They are the dominant species on the Earth. All chemicals should dissapear excelt the one that is superior to all others.
NephilimFree, Youtube 39 Comments [5/15/2008 7:20:35 AM]
NephilimFree again? Is he in English Therapy sessions in the asylum, or what?
I'm neither good at chemistry nor geology nor astronomy, but are they really this closely linked together?
It's well past ten PM here and I have drunk a bit too much red wine. What's your excuse for being stupid and ignorant, NephilimFree?
Either put away the Matrix, or put away the bong. Or if you insist on mixing the two, kindly disconnect your internet, capice?
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