Admin, I will not be polite— Karma baby that is all I will say, first Kennedy and his brain tumor, then the flooding in Iowa and now Russert— Obamatrons beware the wrath of God, you could be next
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the stock market is going down, god is coming
the stock market is going up, god is coming
the staock market is doing nothing, god is coming
I don't care if you're polite, try saying something intelligent.
Oh right...I forgot...try saying nothing.
Maybe rjk isn't aware of it, but everyone dies eventually, and getting cancer is nearly as unavoidable, provided something else doesn't kill you before.
Oh, and protip for fundies: when you try to find a counter to "bushbots", avoid the cool-sounding ones.
"Obamatrons" also raises mental images of a bunch of black matrons getting ready to tan the hide of a disrespectful white boy ^^
"then the flooding in Iowa"
Yeah, right. Only Democrats got flooded out of their homes in Iowa.
What did William F. Buckley do to piss off God?
Um. A) Kennnedy. Have you seen him? He's OLD. When old people don't get sick, I get scared. It's why my grandmother terrifies me.
B) Iowa? Global. Warming. If you need further explanation, watch An Inconveniant Truth. not even half way through, Gore mentions the effects on percipitation.
As for Russert, he happens to come from the little red dot in the middle of the big blue expanse that it New York state. Come insult him here, because you'll find most of Buffalo is deeply in love with him, even if they have been electing a bunch of asshole republicans to the local government year after year after year that got us so far in debt that we need a Financial Control Board to go over ever plan the county legislature comes up with.
He may be right. It sounds like God. He's pissed at Obama and his supporters, so he gives an old man a brain tumor, floods a lot of midwest farmland, and kills a political journalist.
old men in generally bad health fall ill to disease but then recover!? Must be god's wrath. Overweight men in their late 50's with high cholesterol have heart attacks!? Certainly divine intervention.
Iowa and the surrounding areas affected by the flood are mostly republican and even if you ignore that Hillary won Iowa so your argument actually makes negative sense.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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