fucking unbelievers scums we will see ur end will be bad and ur afterlife worst so go fuckurself when ur udner the sod i wanna hear u feeling pain 4ever and askign god 4 1 second back 2 life that u just pray 4 him but it will be 2 late burn in hell stupid dumbs its a prrof that theyr? ppl like u illitrate and ignorant living in the ice age
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"ppl like u illitrate "
'Nuff said.
A man can not live on one question mark a day.
Won't you donate to the Punctuation Fund? For the love of fuck, please?
"ppl like u illitrate and ignorant living in the ice age "??!
*falls on the floor, laughing uncontrollably for 20 minutes straight*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
hahaha...
heh.. *whew*
Ok, that's done. I have just GOT to try to fix this...
At least, less headache-inducing.
I'm truly impressed by the poster's sparkling wit, impeccable mastery of English, irrefutable logic and strong reliance on objective evidence. All that, just the exact opposite.
Every 'word' therein is one more cluster bomb lobbed at the English tongue. May it rest in peace...
Here lies the English language
sometime around the roman period - 19th June 2008
sluaghtered in the most merciless, seneless and inhuman way possible. Imagine the amount of blood from Chainsawing 50 locust in a row from gears of war and then times that amount of blood buy 5,000. you are visulising about 0.1% of the blood at the crime scene.
go die, fighteruk
For shame! Do you pray to God with that mouth? And you have the audacity to call other people "illitrate"?
Oh, and we are living in the scientific age, not the ice age. But if we don't take care, we might have another ice age shortly, or, if all the ice on Earth melted, your precious flood/fall thing might actually happen.
I call Poe on this one. 'Righterfuk' here is using Fuckwit, the argot of Chavs here in the UK. The concept of a Christian Chav is as much an oxymoron as 'Jewish Nazi', 'Muslim Pope', or 'Christian Rock'.
But if I'm wrong, and this idiot is for real, then not only would the irony meter explosion take out much of the UK, karasu, I fear for most of the world. Armageddon, Ragnarok, the Apocalypse would be like a slight disagreement compared to the unimaginable cosmic calamity fighteruk could unleash.
Has to be a poe. The lack of spelling, grammar and punctuation is over the top, the "illitrate" just smacks of irony, and fundies believe in neither the Ice Age nor the Stone Age (whichever this was meant to convey)...
Please, please be a poe? Please?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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