Additionally, Saturday, something extremely odd happened... As I was viewing the news on the recent Primaries and Obama's latest victory sweep over Hillary... as Obama's face flashed on the screen in a series of various images where he was addressing the crowds, for a split second I thought my eyes were playing a trick on me, for before me Obama's face transformed into a hideous and grotesque demon-like visage, virtually satanic, and then quickly converted back to his normal face. I was so soberly struck by the phenomenon that it instantly brought me to my feet. I know I wasn't imagining it, nor was it a trick of light... it really startled me. I think God allowed me to see this hidden aspect to Obama in the "Spirit".
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" for a split second I thought my eyes were playing a trick on me,"
No, that was your schizophenia playing a trick on you.
If I said the same thing happened to me when looking at a picture of Jesus, would you believe me?
Didn't think so.
Assuming (with extraordinary generosity) that this is not a pathetic and politically or racially motivated lie, it is much more likely a product of your own prejudices than a message from God.
Why would God need to show you Obama's 'spirit', it's not like you were ever going to vote for him.
Additionally, Saturday, something extremely odd racist happened... As I was viewing the news on the recent Primaries and Obama's latest victory sweep over Hillary... as Obama's face flashed on the screen in a series of various images where he was addressing the crowds, for a split second I thought my eyes were playing a trick on me, for before me Obama's face transformed into a hideous and grotesque demon-like visage, virtually satanic, and then quickly converted back to his normal face. I was so soberly struck by the phenomenon racism that it instantly brought me to my feet. I know I wasn't imagining it, nor was it a trick of light... it really startled me. I think God allowed me to see this hidden aspect be racist to Obama in the "Spirit".
Fix'd.
Please don't tell me I'm going to see you on the news in a few years as the guy to tried to assassinate the "demon Obama." If you're crazy enough to think your god showed you that he was demonic, I wouldn't be surprised that you're crazy enough to think he did so as a sign that you should do something about it. I seriously hope you're just an ass trying to seek attention on a forum because this is "tv talked to me and told me to kill" crazy.
Let me guess, when you aren't posting this tripe on fundie sites, you post on right-wing politial sites about how Obama is a sleeper jihadist, not born in the U.S., a socialist and other such nonsense designed to fire up the mouth-breathing base.
One question: how well does the RNC pay?
I'm going to go with the most likely (in my mind, anyway) theory. You were doing something else - reading, or playing solitaire, or whatever. You caught a glimpse from the corner of your eye of a half a second of Obama on TV. Since he's all OMGTHEANTICHRIST!!! your mind filled in the rest. You looked up and focused on the TV, and that's when the image "converted back to his normal face". No supernatural messages needed. This was most likely your own bigotry playing tricks on you.
I once had a similar thought cross my mind, back, oh, around 1999 - I was watching TV and Bush's monkey face appeared, lying, stammering, giggling about death - you know. And I had a sudden thought; "If I believed in devils and evil and such, that would be it." But his face didn't go back - if anything he's uglier now than ever.
And Cheney. What more needs to be said
NTSC includes buffer zones in the scan field to allow demon information to be transmitted only viewable by believes and some old Zeniths.
Luckily, the digital transition removes this feature.
I have another theory: for a split second, another channel overlapped with the channel you were watching. That's happened with my old TV set sometimes. And, because you've been fed all this "Obama is the Antichrist" crapola, your brain translated the garbled image as a Satanic visage.
Do these people really believe that Satan looks like the devils featured in cheesy horror movies? With horns, scaly skin, the whole nine yards?
Oh yeah? When I see Bush on T.V., I often can distinguish the puppet strings.
Since no one else can see them, IT DOESN'T PROVE A FUCKING THING. Except revealing my opinion of the man, of course, since it's satire.
If, however, you actually believe in what you wrote, ummm... either lay off the drugs or get a prescription.
Gotta lay off the stash when you're watching political coverage.
Also, the Daedric armour would be freakin' sweet. His Secret Service guards should be all kitted out like Vivec Ordinators.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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