The special interest groups like the homosexuals don't care if Obama or Hillary wins, just as long as they can change the laws and times so they can run around out in public practicing their perversion and indoctirnating school children with it. Anyone who will promote the liberal agenda is fine and dandy with them. Just let us practice our right to be perverted in public they say. They don't care if the country is taken over by moslems or not, they just want to be perverted and frolic around while being accepted as normal.
Some of these special interest groups on the liberal side are going to find themselves in for a shock when they find out they voted in moslem candidates who are just as opposed to their perverted lifestyles as conservatives are. The difference is that we don't behead them for it. You just wait, they will be sorry in more ways than one.
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I hold my partner's hand in public now, I don't need Obama in office to make it okay.
Stick to what goes on in your own bedroom, even though I'm sure its infinitely more boring than what goes on in mine.
The difference is that we don't behead them for it.
I grant you that point. If you had your way, it would be stoning, not beheading.
The difference is that we don't behead them for it.
Oh, but you really wish you could, don't you.
"so they can run around out in public practicing their perversion"
Ok first, i don't need to practice. I have it pretty much down. and damn I am good!
And second, in public? are you kidding? You know how much chafing one would get from doing it on the side walk?
"The difference is that we don't behead them for it. "
That's right. The Biblical punishment is STONING.
"a shock when they find out they voted in moslem candidates"
That will indeed be a shock since the only Muslim politician that's a Democrat is Ellison, who from what I hear is ok with equality.
Where are these other Muslim candidates you speak of? In your ass perhaps?
The special interest groups like the fundies don't care if Huckabee, McCain or Paul wins, just as long as they can change the laws so they can run around out in public screaming at the rest of us and indoctrinating school children. Anyone who will promote the fundie agenda is find and dandy with them. Just let us practice our right to impose our religion on the public,they say. They don't care if the country is taken over by extremist theocrats, they just want to be accepted as normal.
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Well, it's pretty unlikely that Hillary is going to win...
Anyone who will promote the liberal agenda is fine and dandy with them. Just let us practice our rights (snip) in public they say. They don't care if the country is taken over by moslems or not
Non-sequitur of the month?
Also, is it so hard to spel "Muslim" correctly?
(although that's a pretty cool idea)
Actually, I think you've got it backward Chris. Muslim extremists would LOVE to see homosexuality legalized and supported in our country, because they know it will lead to the downfall of western civilization. They want to have gays in the American military because they know that they will be a distraction to our armed forces. When our society is morally decimated, they will have their chance to move in and take over.
The difference is that we don't behead them for it.
If I actually had to choose, I'd take beheading over getting beaten up and left to die tied to a fence...
Hey numbnuts, gay people in the military haven't changed a damn thing in every other country in the world. Britain is fine, the Israelis still kick ass, it's ok, asshole. The only thing that changes is that a few more people are allowed to join. So a few more recruits. Boo mother fucking hoo.
As for "legalization," it is legal to be gay in this country. What fucking year are you living in? Lawrence vs. Texas, you dumbass. It's not 1969, the cops aren't raiding Stonewall anymore.
I'll believe that gay people are a threat to national security when that 'theory' has evidence to back up the claim. Because Alexander the Great and Alan Turing fucking disagree.
Also, is it so hard to spel "Muslim" correctly?
Moslem is an alternate accepted spelling of Muslim, actually. A bit archaic, but valid.
Muslims are very conservative usually. To my knowledge there isn't a Muslim running in this election, and seeing as there are only two candidates and they're both Christian I'm right around 100% certain of this. Your version of perverted is not in line with any other sane person's idea of the concept. Two people who are in love getting married is not perverted.
Heh. Here's a suggestion, Chris. To really get that archaic, patronizing tone down, don't say 'Moslem.' Say 'Musselman.'
Last time I checked, homosexuals CAN "run around out in public", the disease tag is long gone and it's not illegal any more.
just as long as they can change the laws and times so they can run around out in public practicing their perversion"
I shouldn't worry about it, Chris. Having sex while running around in public is actually pretty tricky, not to mention exhausting; and then there's the traffic and the pedestrians to think of - they'd forever be getting in the way! So relax - I can't imagine that many people, gay or otherwise, would avail themselves of the opportunity even if the law did change. Much easier to continue doing it in the privacy of their own homes, where people like you have NO FUCKING BUSINESS going.
The special interest groups like the Religious Right don't care if Failin or Fuckabee wins, just as long as they can change the laws and times so they can run around out in public practicing their "Jesus Camp"-esque perversion and indoctrinating school children with it. Anyone who will promote the Nazi agenda is fine and dandy with them. Just let us practice our right to be perverted in public like Jimmy Swaggart and Ted Faggard they say. They don't care if the country is taken over by Neocunts or not, they just want to be perverted and frolic around while being accepted as normal.
Some of these special interest groups on the moderate Republican side are going to find themselves in for a shock when they find out they voted in right-wing Fundamental ist Christian candidates who are infinitely worse, with their perverted lifestyles as conservatives are (Jimmy Swaggart, Ted Faggard et al). The difference is that - unlike Al-Qaeda - we don't behead them for it, just gas/electrocute/lethally inject those who don't/won't believe as we fundies do. You just wait, they will be sorry in more ways than one.
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The only ones indoctrinating kids are you religious nut jobs. Homosexuality isn't a choice, and if you're not gay, you can't become gay. Also, why would they support a side whose politicians want to take their rights away?
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