Allah if you all look it up on the internet right now you will see if a pagan Moon god - this is the god the Muslims believe in and they do not want us to know this at all.
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[:::somewhere in the middle-east:::]
"Sup, dawg?"
"We have been discovered! Some whore-wench named Sharon googled allah, and saw our pagan moon god!"
"Oh noes! Curse the rotten luck!"
Oh, right. It's such a big, closely-guarded secret that someone posted it on the net. *Eyeroll* Way to find them out, oh great sleuth.
Well it must be true.
It was in a Jack Chick tract!
Just like it's true that hundreds of children die from candy poisoned by Satanic witches, the Catholic Church was founded in Babylon before Christianity ever appeared, Dinosaurs walked alongside men and the government is going to put anybody who believes in the Bible in a death camp.
People who claim they are Christians wouldn't LIE!
@ Booley:
(Don't tell any one, but it's cream pie...)
:shakes head in disbelief of fundie idiocy:
But hey, ever noticed of the stupid comes in waves? Earlier it was all the fundies, all of a sudden and simultaneously, going "logic stinks", then it was all of them crying about nephillim, now it's Allah the Pagan Moon God and Friends.
Geez, think for yourself, will you, you stupid fundie idiots.
The Muslims worship the God of Abraham, the same as the Christians and Jews. Sure, the Arabic word "Allah" was derived from an earlier Sumerian word for a moon goddess. So was the Hebrew word Elohim (singular "Eloh") in the Bible. See Genesis 1:1 in the original Hebrew. Arabic-speaking Christians call God "Allah".
The word "god" is derived from a Germanic word for pagan mound spirits. Does that mean that English-speaking Christians worship Germanic mound spirits? What stupidity.
So... Muslims don't want you to find out that they believe in a pagan moon god, but if you google "Allah" you will find a picture of this god?
Really, these raptureheads need to apply just a soupcon of logic... but I guess that's asking WAY too much.
Because, of course, Internet!= TROOF.
Allah: if you all look it up on the Internet right now, you will see it's the Arabic word for God - this is the god that the Muslims, the Jews, and the Christians believe in, and the fundies do not want us to know this at all.
/Fixed/
And Jack Chick teaches us that the Freemasons actually worship Baphomet. And that God hates obelisks because they're actually Satanic phallic symbols.
(sigh) Ah, Jack Chick, Jack Chick, what would we do without you? Well, we'd have to find someone else to provide us with hours and hours of unintentional amusement, that's what we'd do.
"And from among His Signs are the night and the day, and the sun and the moon. Do not bow down (prostrate) to the sun nor to the moon, but only bow down (prostrate) to "Allah" Who created them, if you (really) worship Him." [Quran 41:37]
You lose.
@booley;
Actually, it is a Chick tract. Apparently, he has to lie about everything and most conservative Christians are stupid enough to buy it.
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0042/0042_01.asp
It's funny how there are no sources cited in this tract for the "history" of the Moon God theory, and it's also funny how Christian ignore the fact that Yahweh was once the king of a pagan pantheon of gods who accepted human sacrifice from the ancient Hebrews before they revised their cult to have only one god. Oops!
"Allah if you all look it up on the internet right now you will see if a pagan Moon god - this is the god the Muslims believe in and they do not want us to know this at all."
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List! What is yon sound in the distance? Why, it's the sound of all the Professors of Theology in the world laughing heir tits off at you, Sharon!
As any of them would tell you, the Hebrew 'Elohim' (as Jews refer to him), Judeo-Christian 'Jehovah', 'YHWH' etc, and Islamic 'Allah' are all one and the same.
PROTIP: The Church of Malta, one of the oldest established Christian churches (next to the Coptic Church in Egypt). It's worshippers to this day refer to your God as Allah .
As many here in FSTDT (and they're not exactly Professors of Theology, me included) will tell you, 'Allah' is the Arabic for God.
Ah, the ignorance of the Raptard. It knows no bounds.
Also, according to Google, time is actually a four-cornered cubic with four simultaneous 24-hour days in every day, Planet X is only a few months away, and the leaders of most of major nations are actually reptillian aliens.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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