I'm voting democrat because I want pedophiles to have greater access to our children.
I'm voting democrat because you don't deserve freedoms of speech, religion, or the right to bear arms.
I'm voting democrat because I like the idea of killing babies.
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"I'm a Republican because I believe one fetus is worth more than the lives of thousands of soldiers, civilians, and fellow citzens whose current children have no healthcare. I say the words "family values" but have no intention of supporting a living wage so the average joe can feed their families."
There oughta be a law whereby we can poke these folks with sharp sticks.
I got a email recently and the guy laid out just how ya can tell when the antichrist gets here...
Yep, he alluded to Obama. Didn't have the intellectual courage to actually say it, christianshit.
I reckon we gotta all hail the antichrist
I'm voting republican because I want the preists to beat the pedophiles to our children.
I'm voting republican because I don't want anyone to have freedom, except republicans.
I'm voting republican because I like to kill anyone who doesn't agree with me.
Fixed.
I'm voting Independent because you are all douchebags, and because I'm not technically allowed to vote.
Speaking of which, I'm in the market for someone else's vote. I'll give you five dollars, and you have to vote for my candidate and take a cell phone picture to verify your vote.
No, you're not voting Democrat.
This sounds more like a Christian Republican platform, really.
I'm voting democrat because you don't deserve... the right to bear arms.
At least this is something I definitely agree with ;)
Too many people have been killed because almost every idiot within the USA is allowed to carry firearms. Same goes for the school massacres which could have been prevented if getting firearms within the USA would been more difficult.
I'm voting republican because I don't want priests prosecuted for raping children.
I'm voting republican because you don't deserve the freedom to speak out against your government, be any religion but Christian, or keep guns out of the hands of crazy people.
I'm voting republican because I like the idea losing even more of our young men in a senseless war.
*I'm voting Republican because I like making shit up about people with whom I disagree.
*I'm voting Republican because I don't know anything about the issues but do without thinking what my pastor tells me to do.
*I'm voting Republican because I think it's right to deny people basic human rights while funneling all of America's assets into the hands of large corporations, big oil, and China.
"I'm voting democrat because you don't deserve freedoms of speech..."
I suppose that's why the fundies want to ban dirty words on TV? Cite me one example of Democrats cutting into your freedom of speech. Go ahead, I dare you.
damn right. im voting democrat for the dead babies too!
they make a wonderful spread on toast, and are pretty damn good on corn chips
Political repartee -- regardless of the direction it's headed -- can be intelligent, amusing, funny. I've been known to laugh out loud when my side gets zinged. But this crap is just witless and pathetic.
"Well, pregnant again! Should I murder this baby or give birth to it and give it to the pedophiles this time?"
Yep, that's me, you figured me out.
I'm voting republican because I am a right-wing, communist, god-fear, jew, hating, gay hating, Christ-ie
Me, I'm voting Democrat (or would be, were I old enough to vote) because I'm tired of the "compassionate conservatives" pushing Christianity, limiting my freedom of speech, stealing my civil liberties and fucking up the economy, but hey, whatever gets the votes!
Mister Spak #582556:
"I'mvoting republic because I want more gay congressmen.
I'm voting republic because I want more child molester congressmen.
I'm voting republic because I want more arrested congressmen."
What's wrong with having more gay congressmen? Are gays the same as child-molesters and convicts?
I'm kinda happy that I don't have to vote only either republican or democrat.
I had to choose between Racist, Conservative, Liberal, Christian Democrat, Center (former Farmers' Party), Environmentalist, Socialist, Communist, and a few other parties, when I went to the polling station earlier this year. As we can vote in Town, County and State elections, we can choose three different parties if we want to. Hey, we get to vote in the Church election too, that makes potentially four different parties.
Yes, I'm still a member of the Swedish Church, which means I pay almost 1 percent of my income to the church. I can live with that, and I kinda want a nice church funeral when I die.
I'm voting Republican because foreign people need to die and I want their stuff.
I'm voting Republican because trusting in Jeebus is so much easier then thinking for myself, and easy=correct.
I'm voting Republican because gays, blacks, and science-types have too much freedom and too many rights- for instance, the right not to be killed for not being just like me.
Looks batshit when the shoes on the other foot, doesn't it?
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