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[Yes, the real Ted Baehr actually visited my blog! The following is completely unedited.]

I must post in my own defense. As founder of the Christian Film & Television Commission and www.movieguide.org, and as a proud Reagan-style Log Cabin Republican, I fully believe that America is on the verge of complete and utter annhialation!

Only we of the Christian faith understand what marriage is, what it means, and why God invented it for us. By donating to our cause at www.movieguide.org, you can help us in our mission to redeem America's family culture, and to be Family-Wise(R)!

For the record, "when king or ruler is above the law, he often acts in imperious and dictatorial ways" is NOT an invitation to those with Bush Derangement Syndrome, to spout your lies and falsehoods about our Great President (Praise Be Unto Him).

Dr. Ted Baehr, Fundie Watch 18 Comments [6/19/2008 10:44:27 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: The Watcher
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... this is obvious satire. Way to go, whoever approved it.

6/19/2008 10:46:49 AM

aaa

Fundie trapping time.

6/19/2008 11:03:41 AM

Mr Smith

Awesome :) I doubt it's the real deal though :)

It was the line about President George W Bush (pbuh) that just screams poe :)

6/19/2008 11:15:38 AM

kingoftheheavies

This is the best one today!

So extremely ridiculous, it could not possibly be true.

6/19/2008 11:31:00 AM

KaylaKaze

Too obvious a poe. First there's the Log Cabin Republican part and then there's the "Praise be unto him" about chucklenuts.

6/19/2008 11:58:16 AM

Mister Spak

How is he able to operate a computer?

6/19/2008 11:58:57 AM

Moondog

Obvious Poe. Reagan, in defense of small government: "Government is not the solution. Government is the problem." W has expanded government powers like no-one before him. And Praise Be Unto Him is very close to what Muslims say after saying the name of the Prophet, Mohammed- Peace Be Unto Him.

6/19/2008 1:11:18 PM

Cabal

They PBUH'd george fucking w BUSH?!

6/19/2008 1:12:19 PM

Antichrist

Yeah, uh you do realize that the 'PBUH' is a Muslim statement that they always add after they mention Mohammad, Moses, or Jesus. And the 'log cabin republicans' are a gay and lesbian republican group.

This isn't even a good Poe. It's just straight sarcasm.

6/19/2008 4:37:30 PM

Xotan

So marriage is going to cause the collapse of the US? Interesting theory.


Great President (Praise Be Unto Him).

- Is this man a North Korean? Or does he thing GWB is god? And wouldn't this be idolatry?

fundies. They leave a bad taste no matter how well you try to burn them alive.

6/19/2008 4:38:21 PM

ultimate-crunch

"...our Great President (Praise Be Unto Him)"?

Jesus shitballs, that is some fucked up shit.

6/19/2008 5:33:56 PM

BlackMageJ

If this isn't a Poe, then I'm just going to have to go ahead and annihilate the world now.

If humanity can really produce someone this stupid, we've failed as a species and need to be destroyed. Maybe the cockroaches will manage to evolve into a more successful species, without religion to fuck everything up.

6/19/2008 11:34:06 PM

Old Viking

Complete and utter annhialation? I hope I'm not here to see it.

6/20/2008 2:47:12 AM

Lefty Link

Ha! And he's so excited thinking it's actually Ted Baehr.

6/20/2008 6:18:19 AM

Lil' Akurei

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Log_Cabin_Republicans
*snicker*

6/12/2009 3:03:49 AM

EvoPagan

I thought the Log Cabin Republicans were Teh Gheyz.

6/12/2009 3:22:27 AM

Atheismo

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Gay Republican! Not just a gay republican, but a gay republican who hates himself.

6/12/2009 3:47:24 AM

Quantum Mechanic

Jesus is a myth for idiots.

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