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Have you heard of the reptillians? There are some ppl who believe there is a race of reptillian ppl who live on earth. Many of these same ppl think that this race happens to consist mostly of the wealthiest, most powerful people in the world. Also in this conspiracy theory it is said that this race has been breeding with humans to make slaves for when the New World Order takes over. Also it is believed that a large percentage of these reptilions are religious leaders (mainly right wing conservative fundamentalist christians). So, if this were true, we would have some of their DNA... so...

Is creationism the lie that is told to the masses to steer them away from the reality of DNA and evolution? Crazy sounding I know, but possible?

beautifulmind, Yahoo Answers 18 Comments [6/20/2008 3:28:46 AM]
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dpareja

"Is creationism the lie that is told to the masses to steer them away from the reality of DNA and evolution?"

Yes. Yes it is.

And unfortunately, it seems to work.

6/20/2008 3:43:37 AM

agentCDE

An amusing theory, but if aliens were trying to delude the masses I'd think they'd do a far better job.

Either that or their invasion fleet is bound to get eaten by a small dog or something. Earth is safe either way. Er, more or less.

6/20/2008 6:22:28 AM

Antichrist

Is creationism the lie that is told to the masses to steer them away from the reality of DNA and evolution?

Absolutely, although the rest of your post is the ramblings of a lunatic.

6/20/2008 6:27:38 AM

aaa

Crazy, indeed.

6/20/2008 9:33:58 AM

IanC

Well his last paragraph is spot on. Rest of it is just utter madness.

6/20/2008 12:09:55 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Tragic - the guy sees through a baseless superstitious fable, only to substitute equally deranged, baseless nonsense of his own.

6/20/2008 4:28:45 PM

Larty

I'm actually proud of this conspiracy nut. He referred to evolution as "the reality", claiming that creationism is a conspiracy to mislead people. Well done, you nut! :)

6/20/2008 6:53:25 PM

pete

Obviously not a South Park fan. Otherwise he/she would know that "pig and elephant DNA just won't splice", and, by deduction "human and reptilian DNA just won't splice either".

6/20/2008 9:24:47 PM

Nibien

Honestly, it makes more sense than creation itself.

6/21/2008 12:36:51 AM

Old Viking

It's a myth that the "reps," as we call them, consist of the wealthy and powerful. Truth is they have not adapted at all well to our environment, and most have degenerated into Christian fundamentalists.

6/21/2008 1:23:20 AM



"Is creationism the lie that is told to the masses to steer them away from the reality of DNA and evolution?"

I tell you what: take everything else out and just leave this one statement. There you go, you're making progress.

6/21/2008 3:01:57 PM



I had a sex fantasy just like that once.

6/22/2008 3:38:23 AM

sofia the antichrist - I am god!

I had a sex fantasy just like that once.

go on...

6/22/2008 4:33:26 AM

Kris Kringle

Beautifulmind, put down the crackpipe!

6/24/2008 8:35:52 PM

Mortok

Not as crazy sounding as you think.

...

Oh, you meant the lizards? Yeah, that part makes you look like a kook.

6/28/2008 6:12:07 AM

Fishcakes

This actually sounds like kind of a cool premise for a scifi book.

6/30/2008 5:58:21 AM

Jay-Sus

You got this from an episode of CSI didn't you?

6/30/2008 7:49:46 AM



holy reverse conspiracy theory batman!

7/16/2010 1:17:26 PM
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