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#373520
1Burning Stake
What exactly are the Illuminati that I keep hearing these comspiracy kooks talk so much about?
1/1/2008 8:35:04 AM
#373548
SSJPunk
Protip: Wear a shirt to cover the bullseye.
1/1/2008 9:26:57 AM
#373554
Altair
"special destruction"?
1/1/2008 10:17:07 AM
#373653
Ben Franklin
The who?
1/1/2008 3:04:00 PM
#373711
Hawker Hurricane
"Help! We're being oppressed!"
1/1/2008 4:47:56 PM
#373726
Brian X
"Welcome to Church. Here's your red shirt."
1/1/2008 5:31:06 PM
#373867
Martha Jones
The Illuminati disbanded quite some time ago, dumbass. So unless there's zombies after you, they're not targeting you.
1/1/2008 10:09:27 PM
#373874
GoFast
@Hawker Hurricane
It's the violence inherited in the system.
1/1/2008 10:24:43 PM
#373889
Hawker Hurricane
@GoFast
Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
1/1/2008 10:47:35 PM
#373997
Louise
The sooner, the better..
1/2/2008 2:58:17 AM
#374536
aaa
Good job, Illuminati.
1/3/2008 7:25:57 AM
#374551
apYrs
that's so we can avoid you
1/3/2008 7:57:16 AM
#375567
V
1/5/2008 4:53:21 AM
#375702
TerriblyAmused
Wheeeew. The paranoia is so strong, it's almost not funny.
...almost.
ROFLCOPTER.
1/5/2008 1:17:22 PM
#375704
BurntBush
Is there a fund I can send money to?
1/5/2008 1:48:16 PM
#375718
Alena
No, guys, they're right. I'm a member of the Illuminati, and we do specially target Christians. The jerks have been missing the Conspiracy Barbeque for the last few centuries, and it's starting to piss us off. We just figure we'll grab a few of them and figure out why, but they're blowing this totally out of proportion. >(
1/5/2008 3:26:42 PM
#375750
anti-nonsense
The Illuminati do not exist. You are paranoid delusional.
1/5/2008 4:24:23 PM
#377632
GoFast
@Hawker Hurricane
:)
1/9/2008 9:14:23 AM
#377729
Gnomist
If only.
1/9/2008 1:27:51 PM
#379380
LadyDracula
Bullshit.
1/12/2008 4:38:25 AM
#517750
Alcari
Well, judging from the number of Christians running around, the illuminati need to hire some better hitmen.
5/27/2008 10:41:27 PM
#517784
Canadiest
"Illuminati"
You're funny
C'mon pull the other one
5/27/2008 11:27:39 PM
#1003012
Tallyho
Hahahaha!
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Ahhhh! Thank you Jebus!
8/9/2009 6:48:07 AM
#1003014
Philbert McAdamia
When . . . oh, WHEN will this Illuminati speed up the process?
8/9/2009 7:15:12 AM
#1094263
Adam Weishaupt
No, no, this is actually true. Please send your donations to Illuminati Headquarters, Bavaria. Only you can prevent Christianity.
1/13/2010 5:36:32 PM
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