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Christians should understand that we are the ones with the largest bullseye painted on our backs. We are the #1 enemy of the Illuminati and are targeted for special destruction, and elimination.

Storm Warning, Rapture Ready 34 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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#373520
1Burning Stake

What exactly are the Illuminati that I keep hearing these comspiracy kooks talk so much about?

1/1/2008 8:35:04 AM

#373548
SSJPunk

Protip: Wear a shirt to cover the bullseye.

1/1/2008 9:26:57 AM

#373554
Altair

"special destruction"?

1/1/2008 10:17:07 AM

#373653
Ben Franklin

The who?

1/1/2008 3:04:00 PM

#373711
Hawker Hurricane

"Help! We're being oppressed!"

1/1/2008 4:47:56 PM

#373726
Brian X

"Welcome to Church. Here's your red shirt."

1/1/2008 5:31:06 PM

#373867
Martha Jones

The Illuminati disbanded quite some time ago, dumbass. So unless there's zombies after you, they're not targeting you.

1/1/2008 10:09:27 PM

#373874
GoFast

@Hawker Hurricane
It's the violence inherited in the system.

1/1/2008 10:24:43 PM

#373889
Hawker Hurricane

@GoFast

Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.

1/1/2008 10:47:35 PM

#373997
Louise

The sooner, the better..

1/2/2008 2:58:17 AM

#374536
aaa

Good job, Illuminati.

1/3/2008 7:25:57 AM

#374551
apYrs

that's so we can avoid you

1/3/2008 7:57:16 AM

#375567
V


1/5/2008 4:53:21 AM

#375702
TerriblyAmused

Wheeeew. The paranoia is so strong, it's almost not funny.
...almost.
ROFLCOPTER.

1/5/2008 1:17:22 PM

#375704
BurntBush

Is there a fund I can send money to?

1/5/2008 1:48:16 PM

#375718
Alena

No, guys, they're right. I'm a member of the Illuminati, and we do specially target Christians. The jerks have been missing the Conspiracy Barbeque for the last few centuries, and it's starting to piss us off. We just figure we'll grab a few of them and figure out why, but they're blowing this totally out of proportion. >(

1/5/2008 3:26:42 PM

#375750
anti-nonsense

The Illuminati do not exist. You are paranoid delusional.

1/5/2008 4:24:23 PM

#377632
GoFast

@Hawker Hurricane

:)

1/9/2008 9:14:23 AM

#377729
Gnomist

If only.

1/9/2008 1:27:51 PM

#379380
LadyDracula

Bullshit.

1/12/2008 4:38:25 AM

#517750
Alcari

Well, judging from the number of Christians running around, the illuminati need to hire some better hitmen.

5/27/2008 10:41:27 PM

#517784
Canadiest

"Illuminati"

You're funny

C'mon pull the other one

5/27/2008 11:27:39 PM

#1003012
Tallyho

Hahahaha!

Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap

Ahhhh! Thank you Jebus!

8/9/2009 6:48:07 AM

#1003014
Philbert McAdamia

When . . . oh, WHEN will this Illuminati speed up the process?

8/9/2009 7:15:12 AM

#1094263
Adam Weishaupt

No, no, this is actually true. Please send your donations to Illuminati Headquarters, Bavaria. Only you can prevent Christianity.

1/13/2010 5:36:32 PM
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