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Christians should understand that we are the ones with the largest bullseye painted on our backs. We are the #1 enemy of the Illuminati and are targeted for special destruction, and elimination.

Storm Warning, Rapture Ready 34 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
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1Burning Stake

What exactly are the Illuminati that I keep hearing these comspiracy kooks talk so much about?

1/1/2008 8:35:04 AM

SSJPunk

Protip: Wear a shirt to cover the bullseye.

1/1/2008 9:26:57 AM

Altair

"special destruction"?

1/1/2008 10:17:07 AM

Ben Franklin

The who?

1/1/2008 3:04:00 PM

Hawker Hurricane

"Help! We're being oppressed!"

1/1/2008 4:47:56 PM

Brian X

"Welcome to Church. Here's your red shirt."

1/1/2008 5:31:06 PM

Martha Jones

The Illuminati disbanded quite some time ago, dumbass. So unless there's zombies after you, they're not targeting you.

1/1/2008 10:09:27 PM

GoFast

@Hawker Hurricane
It's the violence inherited in the system.

1/1/2008 10:24:43 PM

Hawker Hurricane

@GoFast

Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.

1/1/2008 10:47:35 PM

Louise

The sooner, the better..

1/2/2008 2:58:17 AM

aaa

Good job, Illuminati.

1/3/2008 7:25:57 AM

apYrs

that's so we can avoid you

1/3/2008 7:57:16 AM

V


1/5/2008 4:53:21 AM

TerriblyAmused

Wheeeew. The paranoia is so strong, it's almost not funny.
...almost.
ROFLCOPTER.

1/5/2008 1:17:22 PM

BurntBush

Is there a fund I can send money to?

1/5/2008 1:48:16 PM

Alena

No, guys, they're right. I'm a member of the Illuminati, and we do specially target Christians. The jerks have been missing the Conspiracy Barbeque for the last few centuries, and it's starting to piss us off. We just figure we'll grab a few of them and figure out why, but they're blowing this totally out of proportion. >(

1/5/2008 3:26:42 PM

anti-nonsense

The Illuminati do not exist. You are paranoid delusional.

1/5/2008 4:24:23 PM

GoFast

@Hawker Hurricane

:)

1/9/2008 9:14:23 AM

Gnomist

If only.

1/9/2008 1:27:51 PM

LadyDracula

Bullshit.

1/12/2008 4:38:25 AM

Alcari

Well, judging from the number of Christians running around, the illuminati need to hire some better hitmen.

5/27/2008 10:41:27 PM

Canadiest

"Illuminati"

You're funny

C'mon pull the other one

5/27/2008 11:27:39 PM

Tallyho

Hahahaha!

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Ahhhh! Thank you Jebus!

8/9/2009 6:48:07 AM

Philbert McAdamia

When . . . oh, WHEN will this Illuminati speed up the process?

8/9/2009 7:15:12 AM

Adam Weishaupt

No, no, this is actually true. Please send your donations to Illuminati Headquarters, Bavaria. Only you can prevent Christianity.

1/13/2010 5:36:32 PM
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