(in response to "Um...atheism can't be Satanic, dimwit. Atheists don't believe in gods...and guess what Satan is? ...")
It is, dimwit.
You do not believe, you are a satanist.
You will burn in hell with your gay and lesbian? friends too.
Sodomites and nonbelievers will be attacked in hell by the flame dogs equally.
Your pains will bring much pleasure to those who believe in the LORD and his word.
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Your pains will bring much pleasure to those who believe in the LORD and his word.
I always knew they get off on their little hell fantasy, but it's rare for one to so openly admit it.
[You do not believe, you are a satanist.]
Atheism is not Satan worship. If you don't understand that, well...
[Sodomites and nonbelievers will be attacked in hell by the flame dogs equally.]
What happens to Christians who pass judgement on others?
[Your pains will bring much pleasure to those who believe in the LORD and his word.]
So, "true believers" delight in the suffering of others? Thanks, but no thanks. Count me out.
"Sodomites and nonbelievers will be attacked in hell by the flame dogs equally. "
Sure hope Mr Venu has never had oral sex, cus that makes him a "sodomite" too.
Oh silly me, this guy has probably never had sex of any form.
You do not believe, you are a satanist.
If you don't believe in Satan, you can't worship him/it.
You will burn in hell with your gay and lesbian? friends too.
I'm not an atheist, but I don't want to go to a heaven that won't allow my gay friends in.
Sodomites and nonbelievers will be attacked in hell by the flame dogs equally.
Why?
Your pains will bring much pleasure to those who believe in the LORD and his word.
Yeah... the same Lord who was all about loving your enemy. Right.
"Your pains will bring much pleasure to those who believe in the LORD and his word."
Doesn't your Holy Book say something about some Jewish Hippie saying things like "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone?" "Judge not lest ye be judged?" "Bless those that would curse you?" "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you?" All that liberal drivel...?
Allow me to speculate that the "Lord" and "Satan" are the same entity...or more likely, Satan is the impotent little brother. (Cue the kill-count tabulation, please.) Neither are worth my attention, much less my love or worship.
If watching the pain and suffering of others is the major thing you are looking forward to when you die, your life must really suck dog-dick.
"Your pains will bring much pleasure to those who believe in the LORD and his word."
Well, at least he's honest. After all, in heaven, there's no pain, so knowing that people are being tortured down below should bring pleasure, or at least be met with indifference.
@Kiro: Yes, God loves everyone, as long as they're still alive. Once they're in hell, he doesn't care about them. So for the average American unbeliever, God will love them for 75 years and hate them for eternity.
Let's see, what's 70 years divided by 8? That's the percentage of one's eternal existence in which God loves him or her.
@Grigadil
"Allow me to speculate that the "Lord" and "Satan" are the same entity..."
You don't have to speculate. The Bible says they are one in the same- or at least co-workers.
2 Samuel 24
1 Again the anger of the LORD burned against Israel, and he incited David against them, saying, "Go and take a census of Israel and Judah."
1 Chronicles 21
1 Satan rose up against Israel and incited David to take a census of Israel.
Since the Bible doesn't contradict itself, it clearly states that Satan is Lord (YHWH).
There were a few good lines in this, but I especially liked:
"Sodomites and nonbelievers will be attacked in hell by the flame dogs equally."
All I can see is the giant words, on a background of stars: "Fundie Wars Episode II: Attack of the Flame Dogs".
Flame dogs? Aren't they reserved for the mail carriers?
Cry havoc, and let slip the flame dogs of Hell!
Nothing like sadism under the guise of self-righteousness to warm the cockles of God's heart.PS Atheists are more hated by Satanists I have met than are Christians. Christians show Satan fear and awe, and are constantly crediting him with massive evil. Atheists just ignore him altogether and blame it on the greed of wicked men.
Psst. Satan is a mythological deity, like Yahweh, Allah, Horus, Zeus, Hades, Ra and the rest. Sometimes they amalgate into one, depending on whose dogma you follow. Atheists don't believe in deities or religious dogmas of any sort. Got that?
I'll have you know that there's nothing wrong with chilli dogs, at all. Also, question marks don't go in the middle of sentences.
Your pains will bring much pleasure to those who believe in the LORD and his word.
I love these people who think that heaven is going to be a giant theater with live feed from hell. I mean what does he watch on earth? Snuff films?
Ah, the truth comes out.
I have always held that believers were sadists with absolutely no morals.
It is all in the bible, and that one little bit where jesus spouts a little bit of taoism does not make up for the rest og the evil he said.
"Your pains will bring much pleasure to those who believe in the LORD and his word."
'It's so much fun to be up in Heaven with the omnibenevolent Lord while he's also burning evil sinners in Hell!! Because Jesus likes me better!'
I think there's something profoundly elitist about your religion. You should overthrow the bourgeoisie and have a Communist Heaven where everybody is equal, but some people are more equal than others, and it's basically Hell.
So, those who believe in this "LORD" and his word are a bunch of sadistic fucks. Like you.
Die in a fire lit by your precious flame dogs.
Oh...oh...nonbelievers...oh gays and lesbiens...oh pain...oh they're in so much pain...oh...OH!
Something like that, I take it?
Congratulations, you're a fucking idiot.
Go join DUMBASS. Like MENSA, but for morons.
Yeah...
Actually, to all of those posters talking about how you're athiest and therefor can't be a satanist, try doing some research. There are actually two branches of satanism, theistic satanism (actual worship of satan) and non-theistic. The Church of Satan is actually an atheist church that, far from worshiping some external satan diety, merely hold tenents of focus on self (along with responsibility for your actions, something Christianity doesn't do well with).
So, the statement "You do not believe, you are a satanist.
" could, actually, be correct.
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