I am not buying any calendars past 2008.
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In fairness, he could be saying this for any variety of reasons:
1. He has a firm belief that Bush will destroy the world before the end of presidency. (Go out with a bang)
2. He plans to commit suicide within the next few months due to how mean people are in the world today.
3. He has an inability to count past the number 2008.
4. He is unable to afford calendars due to the weak dollar.
5. He has a moral objection to time keeping.
6. He is in the process of receiving free calendars in the mail.
7. He is now able to keep track of what day it is via TV guide/watch/computer/cell phone/other people's calendars.
8. He has a firm belief that Jesus is coming back within the next three minutes.
9. His life is so bland, monotonous, and pointless, that it really doesn't matter what day it is, since they are all identical, uneventful, and heartwrenchingly lonely.
My bets are on the third one, though it is probably number nine.
Fine, don't buy a calendar. But with you people it seems not buying the calendar is not enough. WE MUST BAN ALL CALENDARS! CALENDARS ARE EVIL! READ TEH BIBLE!
Sorry, the old fundie came out in me for a second there
And yet time will keep marching on. I wonder what Jack will do when we reach 2009, 10, 11, 12 and still no celestial kazoo is sounded?
Hey, i'm not buying a calender either.
Then again, I've bought one, we have computers and PDA's for that nowadays ;)
A part of me hopes that the reason you're not doing so is because you won't live that long.
(Mostly kidding about that one. I don't wish ill on these people, nor do I hate them; but I view them with the same disgust as one would a rabid dog.)
However, we both know what you're really thinking.
RR is a haven for diseased minds.
Yeah, I know what you mean. I always buy some,'cause I love the big, beautiful pictures. But every year I swear I'm going to stop, since I never look at them anyway, seeing as how, with modern computers, they're obsolete.
Oh. You meant because the Rapture's coming. Hahahahahahaha!
Wow, that whole thread is utter crazy. A peek into a strange world of fallen angels, demons, tribulations and prophecies, all treated as facts of life. Oh I wish there would be a Rapture Museum somewhere. It would be like taking a tour in the Twilight Zone.
There are some other hilarious comments in that thread.
ZeldaCA: "So all the predictions are kind of getting lumped together and it's scaring the secular world." (emphasis mine)
PeterSung: "Well the date 2012 the scientists are saying that there will be a shift in the magnetic poles where everything will essentially get reversed and everything as we know it will go crazy bad."
So don't. Me, I've got a 2011 calendar staring me in the face as I type this. One of those nice ones with a different pretty picture for each month. You should get one, really. So even if you can't read you can still look at the pretty pictures.
"I am not buying any calendars past 2008."
The official "Star Trek: Into Darkness" 2014 Calendar...:
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Boldly going where no Raptard dares : the Future. >:D
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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