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If you read the rules God gave to have a perfect society, they are phenomenal. [...] Whenever somebody commits the following crimes they are to be executed, publicly. And whoever is the offended party gets to throw the first stone [...] There is just the relief when you get to throw the rock at the person who offended you, or harmed you, or raped you, or stole from you, or something. I think Man is designed to need that satisfaction, that relief of taking vengeance. I think that is way God - I think that is the way human nature is.

Dr. Kent Hovind, Quacky Quotes of Hovind's Ethics 54 Comments [6/21/2008 6:08:05 PM]
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Bill

Didn't Jesus say "He who is without sin cast the first stone"?

6/21/2008 6:09:50 PM

Allegory for Jesus

A society based upon taking lives in revenge is perfect? Mind asplode.

6/21/2008 6:10:20 PM

LOLWUT

This isn't real is it?

Someone had to have hacked his site right?

Wait, no, it's Kent Hovind.

6/21/2008 6:11:13 PM

Mike

If you read the rules God gave to have a perfect society, they are phenomenal.

Like stoning disobedient children.

[...] Whenever somebody commits the following crimes they are to be executed, publicly.

Yep, public executions sure make a society great, just look at Saudi Arabia, oh wait.

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I think Man is designed to need that satisfaction, that relief of taking vengeance.

Yeah, we really need to kill people... If what you say is so, then why is murder a crime?

I think that is way God - I think that is the way human nature is.

MORE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! MORE SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!!

6/21/2008 6:12:38 PM

apYrs

So Hovind disobeys a PRINCIPAL commandment from his Lord.

I'm quite sure he can find something in the OT or hte Pauline writings to back up his case that Jesus was a touchy-feely hippy

6/21/2008 6:16:40 PM

Dagger

"And whoever is the offended party gets to throw the first stone"
That line had me just about ready to call Poe (I mean, seriously, "let he who is without sin cast the first stone" is like, the most famous of Jesus' lines), but then I saw who said it.

6/21/2008 6:17:27 PM

anonymous_troy

"I think Man is designed to need that satisfaction, that relief of taking vengeance. I think that is way God - I think that is the way human nature is."

The valley in my backyard is shaped perfectly to fit the puddles that fall into it!!

6/21/2008 6:28:20 PM

Bryan65

Now you know why your in prison. Keep repeating that paragraph in your head why your bending over for your husband ... "Skull".

6/21/2008 6:35:43 PM

TheOutsider

It's too bad that tax evasion isn't on that list.

6/21/2008 6:37:58 PM

Chamale

Given that the source is a quotes site, this is a bit like FSTDT posting something from RSTDT. Still, thanks for the introduction to this site.

6/21/2008 6:41:02 PM

aaa

Oh look, a fool. All he does is yap about his boner.

6/21/2008 6:41:52 PM

Thinking Allowed

There is just the relief when you get to throw the rock at the person who offended you, or harmed you, or raped you, or stole from you, or something.

Kind of like...oh let's say...tax evasion?

6/21/2008 6:42:19 PM

Feminazi

Whenever somebody commits the following crimes they are to be executed, publicly.
1. Exodus 20:13
"You shall not murder."
2. Luke 6:37
"Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven.

And whoever is the offended party gets to throw the first stone
John 8:7 ..."If any one of you is without sin, let him be the first to throw a stone at her."


6/21/2008 6:43:23 PM

approximate

What's the prescribed punishment for not rendering unto Caesar?


6/21/2008 6:43:45 PM

Lucilius

"There isjust the relief when you get to throw the rock at the person who offended you ... (misc. crap) .... I think Man is designed to need that satisfaction."

Wow. I just got this appalling mental image of Kent Hovind with a tiny boner, standing in his front yard with a big bag of rocks, hurling one at every passer-by (as probably guilty of something) while ecstatically jerking off and shouting, "Jesus! Jesus! Ohhh, yessss Jeeezus!"

But that occurs to me all the time anyway.

6/21/2008 6:52:06 PM

Generic Human Fleshbot

"Didn't Jesus say "He who is without sin cast the first stone"?"

When I was young I thought that meant that Jesus wanted to hit her with a rock first.

6/21/2008 6:55:06 PM

The Lazy One

OK, does that mean the IRS can fire at him at will?

6/21/2008 7:05:05 PM

Aethernaut

I suppose... If you're psychotic.

6/21/2008 7:09:02 PM

Mandy

But you don't get to throw the first rock at the person who rapes you. You have to marry him.

6/21/2008 7:11:13 PM

Thorn

How very moral.

6/21/2008 7:12:54 PM

Proserpina

Ah, Kent Hovind. Need I say anything more? Hope that jail cell is comfy, it may need more padding though...

6/21/2008 7:21:44 PM

Brain_In_A_Jar

Fucking animal.

6/21/2008 7:22:30 PM

SeenAndNotSeen

"...that relief of taking vengeance. I think that is way God - I think that is the way human nature is."

Freudian slip, Kent?

6/21/2008 7:27:12 PM

Osiris

God's law is clearly not the law of a divine omnipotent God. It's based on a primative vengeance driven culture that was years behind it's contemporaries. Hell the Hittites had the most just laws in the Middle-East and they didn't claim divinity of their kingship.

6/21/2008 7:28:54 PM

TheNerd

"And whoever is the offended party gets to throw the first stone"

This comment offends me - where's my stone?

6/21/2008 7:45:52 PM
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