my 7 year old loves brittney spears....hope she doesnt get mad when i throw out her cd's....ive told her about the bible though and how gays will run rampant i will remind her tonight as im throwing them out...
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...Brittany Spears is gay? ...I don't get it....
Also, you're a dickhead. I expect you intend to beat her if she gets cross with you?
Gays will run rampant because of what was a fairly attractive woman gyrating on a stage seductively?
To my knowledge fairly hot ladies gyrating seductively do not make me want to turn to the nearest man and have sex with him. It makes me think of peanut butter but that is neither here nor there.
Daughter: Why are you throwing my CDs?
4TheLight: Because men who like men and women who like women are evil! They are the filthy homosexuals! They will run rampant like rats! Guard yourself, child!
Daughter: But...what does all that have to do with Britney Spears?
4TheLight: It's a conspiracy! The evil liberals and the evil, godless, secular agenda of this country must be stopped!
Daughter: ...What are liberals?
4TheLight: Bloodsucking, child-murdering, gay-loving -
Daughter: And what does 'conspiracy' mean?
4TheLight: - terrorist traitors that they are...
Daughter: You're crazy! I hate you, I hate you! (runs out of the room, crying)
4TheLight: It's all the fault of the gay agenda! They're making my child hate me! (Throws the CDs into a bonfire)
Is fear, not love, the message of your church? If your worried about your kid's music influencing their sexuality, may I introduce myself as Exhibit A. I listen to Elton John, and once saw him outside his hotel in Worcester. You can't get much more out of the closet than Elton John. However, it never made me gay- I still like girls.
Uh, not to defend Britney or anything, but I'm pretty damn sure she isn't gay.
And why the fuck is she listening to Britney anyway? Give the poor girl a healthy dosage of Dragonforce!
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