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#552568
aaa
That we can kick his arse from here to infinity.
6/21/2008 8:11:27 PM
#552577
Dr. Gus
I think that we all, just in case, should get an iron chariot, that should keep (Jehova and his) fundies at bay.
6/21/2008 8:15:23 PM
#552582
TheNerd
Obviously God does not have damage reduction for iron weapons.
6/21/2008 8:17:16 PM
#552590
Brian-sama
God is apparently a Djinn.
6/21/2008 8:21:20 PM
#552596
sofia the antichrist - I am god!
Hear that, fellow heathens? When the battle for the earth commences, all we need are iron chariots to defeat god. Satan will be pleased.
6/21/2008 8:28:02 PM
#552610
Papabear
It means that your Bible is a near worthless tome filled with horror stories, bad advice and, wait for it, contradictions.
6/21/2008 8:40:01 PM
#552620
Horsefeathers
"What is this supposed to mean?"
Better get that reading comprehension problem addressed.
6/21/2008 8:55:54 PM
#552629
Jezebel's Evil Sister
? I'm used to fundies putting their hands over their ears and chanting "la la la I can't hear you." Apparently, this one has his hands over his eyes.
6/21/2008 9:03:09 PM
#552659
What is this supposed to mean?
I can't even come up with an answer to this one.
6/21/2008 9:18:08 PM
#552663
Pyroclasm
It means that God had better watch out, because we've got tanks and fighter jets now.
6/21/2008 9:20:49 PM
#552674
Old Viking
Gee, they're really good at defending their beliefs.
6/21/2008 9:28:15 PM
#552677
JonnyTruant
God is obviously fae and takes aggravated damage from cold iron.
6/21/2008 9:30:51 PM
#552700
Amanda
Here is your standard fundie response to posts of such logic.
"blahblahblahblahblahicanthearyou!!!!11"
6/21/2008 9:45:24 PM
#552702
Osiris
It means that even though God is omnipotent he can't do anything if you have iron chariots, which makes no sense at all.
6/21/2008 9:46:22 PM
#552708
Bryan65
The sizzlr sound you heard is Woetzel's brain short-ciruiting.
P.S. He's a friend of Mr. Prison Bitch..Kent Hovind.
6/21/2008 9:48:53 PM
#552736
What it means is the lord may be on your side, but warfare favors the army with iron weapons over the army with bronze weapons.
6/21/2008 10:08:22 PM
#552766
Mayhem
It means that you don't bring footmen to a chariot fight.
6/21/2008 10:44:27 PM
#552773
Illuminatalie
"What is this supposed to mean?"
That you are too dumb to take part in adult conversations and someone more responsible than you should be seeing to it that you don't bother the grown-ups!
6/21/2008 10:52:38 PM
#552803
HeathenAngel
It means that your god is a weakling that is stumped by iron chariots.. yet other parts of your buybull claim that he's omnipotent.
6/21/2008 11:31:09 PM
#552806
CT
Judges 1:19 Although God was with Judah, together they could not defeat the plainsmen because the latter had iron chariots.
Response:
What is this supposed to mean?
It means that God's not got a fucking chance against this kind of thing...
6/21/2008 11:36:21 PM
#552836
Deep Space Cowboy
I love how all his responses include phrases such as, "It was likely that", "He could have possibly" and "It's quite possible that"... to defend his arguments.
That's a lot of guessing and assuming for such a 'perfect' book.
And yet, when we try to do that, they shout- "It's not in there like that! If it's not in there, it doesn't count!"
6/22/2008 12:34:08 AM
#552845
Rawley
All we need to defeat god is iron chariots! WOO!
6/22/2008 12:47:46 AM
#552849
Canadiest
1) Your God's not all powerful
2) Your fairy tales not even thought out that well
3) You've lived too much of your life on ridiculous notions of a diety who controls all
4) religion can't even explain itself
6/22/2008 12:54:36 AM
#552856
Antichrist
It means we can stop your omnipotent god with Hyundai's
6/22/2008 1:08:31 AM
#552905
anonymous_troy
It means God can do anything, as long as the enemy does not own automobiles.
6/22/2008 2:04:56 AM
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