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Title: ANSWERED CONTRADICTIONS IN THE BIBLE
This is too easy!

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Contradiction:
1. Genesis 17:1, 35:11, 1Chronicles 29:11-12, Luke 1:37 God is omnipotent. Nothing is impossible with (or for) God.
2. Judges 1:19 Although God was with Judah, together they could not defeat the plainsmen because the latter had iron chariots.

Response:
What is this supposed to mean?

Dave Woetzel, drdino.com 39 Comments [6/21/2008 8:10:33 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Davidovic
WTF?! || meh
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aaa

That we can kick his arse from here to infinity.

6/21/2008 8:11:27 PM

Dr. Gus

I think that we all, just in case, should get an iron chariot, that should keep (Jehova and his) fundies at bay.

6/21/2008 8:15:23 PM

TheNerd

Obviously God does not have damage reduction for iron weapons.

6/21/2008 8:17:16 PM

Brian-sama

God is apparently a Djinn.

6/21/2008 8:21:20 PM

sofia the antichrist - I am god!

Hear that, fellow heathens? When the battle for the earth commences, all we need are iron chariots to defeat god. Satan will be pleased.

6/21/2008 8:28:02 PM

Papabear

It means that your Bible is a near worthless tome filled with horror stories, bad advice and, wait for it, contradictions.

6/21/2008 8:40:01 PM

Horsefeathers

"What is this supposed to mean?"

Better get that reading comprehension problem addressed.

6/21/2008 8:55:54 PM

Jezebel's Evil Sister

? I'm used to fundies putting their hands over their ears and chanting "la la la I can't hear you." Apparently, this one has his hands over his eyes.

6/21/2008 9:03:09 PM



What is this supposed to mean?

I can't even come up with an answer to this one.

6/21/2008 9:18:08 PM

Pyroclasm

It means that God had better watch out, because we've got tanks and fighter jets now.

6/21/2008 9:20:49 PM

Old Viking

Gee, they're really good at defending their beliefs.

6/21/2008 9:28:15 PM

JonnyTruant

God is obviously fae and takes aggravated damage from cold iron.

6/21/2008 9:30:51 PM

Amanda

Here is your standard fundie response to posts of such logic.

"blahblahblahblahblahicanthearyou!!!!11"

6/21/2008 9:45:24 PM

Osiris

It means that even though God is omnipotent he can't do anything if you have iron chariots, which makes no sense at all.

6/21/2008 9:46:22 PM

Bryan65

The sizzlr sound you heard is Woetzel's brain short-ciruiting.

P.S. He's a friend of Mr. Prison Bitch..Kent Hovind.

6/21/2008 9:48:53 PM



What it means is the lord may be on your side, but warfare favors the army with iron weapons over the army with bronze weapons.

6/21/2008 10:08:22 PM

Mayhem

It means that you don't bring footmen to a chariot fight.

6/21/2008 10:44:27 PM

Illuminatalie

"What is this supposed to mean?"
That you are too dumb to take part in adult conversations and someone more responsible than you should be seeing to it that you don't bother the grown-ups!

6/21/2008 10:52:38 PM

HeathenAngel

It means that your god is a weakling that is stumped by iron chariots.. yet other parts of your buybull claim that he's omnipotent.

6/21/2008 11:31:09 PM

CT

Judges 1:19 Although God was with Judah, together they could not defeat the plainsmen because the latter had iron chariots.

Response:
What is this supposed to mean?


It means that God's not got a fucking chance against this kind of thing...


6/21/2008 11:36:21 PM

Deep Space Cowboy

I love how all his responses include phrases such as, "It was likely that", "He could have possibly" and "It's quite possible that"... to defend his arguments.

That's a lot of guessing and assuming for such a 'perfect' book.
And yet, when we try to do that, they shout- "It's not in there like that! If it's not in there, it doesn't count!"

6/22/2008 12:34:08 AM

Rawley

All we need to defeat god is iron chariots! WOO!

6/22/2008 12:47:46 AM

Canadiest

1) Your God's not all powerful

2) Your fairy tales not even thought out that well

3) You've lived too much of your life on ridiculous notions of a diety who controls all

4) religion can't even explain itself

6/22/2008 12:54:36 AM

Antichrist

It means we can stop your omnipotent god with Hyundai's

6/22/2008 1:08:31 AM

anonymous_troy

It means God can do anything, as long as the enemy does not own automobiles.

6/22/2008 2:04:56 AM
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