...I use reason and civility, and you reveal yourself to be another bitter backslider angry after having not had all of his whimsical expectations about Christianity fulfilled...
But in any case, if coming on here and laughing like a bunch of hyeneas makes you guys feel vindicated in your unbelief, be my guest; you're just scoring me some more treasures in Heaven. Cha-ching, baby!
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So... uh... people wanna go to Heaven 'cos they'll make bank?
Yeah. Selflessness, love, and God's grace, whatever. It's all about the Benjamins. Or... the Michaels? Gabriels? Whoever the fuck they have on the money in Heaven.
you really are a horrible, morally bankrupt, closed minded, deluded little cunt, aren't you. fuck off and read a book.
But in any case, if coming on here and laughing like a bunch of hyeneas makes you guys feel vindicated in your unbelief, be my guest;
I derive roughly 65% of my vindication in my disbelief of theism from the mere existence of people like you. There is no idea so warped or position so odious that a fundie won't defend it to the hilt so long as somone wearing a cross necklace and a pompador endorses it as "God's will". When you guys understand why you deny the existence of other faiths' gods you'll understand why I deny the existence of yours. The only trouble is that there isn't a single fundie out there who has the intellectual honesty necessary for that kind of self-analysis.
So us laughing at you gives you more rewards in heaven? What is it, one club point for every guffaw? Keep up making a fool of yourself, the laughter is far more rewarding right here and now than a shaky, logically-flawed belief in some mythical reward.
And here I naively thought that the Heaven was supposed to be a place where everyone gets whatever they want, as much as they want... after all, restrictions of our mundane world need not apply in the afterworld.
Apparently, this is not the case - by this guy's logic, you only get to spend eternity in a place that's just as good as you made it to be while you still were alive, following some arbitrary rules that you necessarily have no idea about.
@ ReformedApologian:
If anyone has 'whimsical expectations' regarding christianity, it's because we're constantly told that your god is all-loving, caring and merciful.
Of course, actually reading the bible dispels that ridiculous myth.
"angry after having not had all of his whimsical expectations about Christianity fulfilled..."
Isn't hoping for people to adhere to any of the non-grotesque commands of the Bible whimsical? Isn't hoping for miracles, answered prayers, angels, an afterlife, and a loving God behind it all whimsical? And, is it not true that all these expectations are held by a large number of those within the Christian faith?
I am not angry that these expectations are not fulfilled. But, seriously, if these things are the basis for the religion as accepted by the majority of those within the Christian faith, and they have yet to be seen, is it really wrong to question the religion at that point?
"But in any case, if coming on here and laughing like a bunch of hyeneas makes you guys feel vindicated in your unbelief, be my guest; you're just scoring me some more treasures in Heaven. Cha-ching, baby!"
Greed is a Mortal Sin, baby!
Fucking moron.
BAHAHAHAHA! You really are desperate and arrogant enough to believe that you are building "treasures in heaven" by having your religious excesses made fun of by agnostics, moderate Christians, and atheists? Truly sad, and an insult to true Christian martyrs being tortured and murdered for their beliefs around the world. You are one of those creepy fundie "Christian hero wannabes" that would complain about how noble you were about dealing with problems with a hangnail to a man with no legs. You are as much of a joke as is your "martyrdom" by being made fun of in the safest Christian society in the world.
if coming on here and laughing like a bunch of hyeneas makes you guys feel vindicated in your unbelief, be my guest; you're just scoring me some more treasures in Heaven.
So that's why they make such fools of themselves. It's bonus marks from the big guy!
...lame
go cry somewhere else
I wonder if he'll come and comment on this thread. It would be nicely recursive.
"But in any case, if coming on here and laughing like a bunch of hyeneas makes you guys feel vindicated in your unbelief, be my guest; you're just scoring me some more treasures in Heaven. Cha-ching, baby!"
The belief that mockery earns heavenly bling may be the best explanation for the existence of Rapture Ready....to think they have been using the bunch of us to increase their just reward all this time.
I wish the funny would stop!
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