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A theocracy is ok with me. No crime, violence, men and women getting married, no spread of STDs, how can one beat that when ALL are on the same page?

TheRepublicVenu, YouTube 57 Comments [6/22/2008 2:39:20 AM]
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agentCDE

Yeah, just look at Iran! They don't have any gays! They don't have that problem! What are you talking about?

6/22/2008 2:40:21 AM

Bryan65

Yeah. Who needs freedom when you have facism?

Dickhead.

6/22/2008 2:43:58 AM

Lucilius

Also no freedom, no rights, and - if you're not of the ruling sect - no life. Hope you enjoy your stay in Iran, Venu. Or 12th Century Spain.

6/22/2008 2:45:40 AM

TheNerd

That's just the kind of person who deserves to live in a Theocracy.

6/22/2008 2:47:32 AM

anonymous_troy

And I get a free trip to [secular European country] too!

It's perfect!

6/22/2008 2:55:37 AM

Allegory for Jesus

Wrong, wrong, right, wrong...

Jeez...people yearning for theocracy sicken me. They think it will be Heaven on Earth, never realizing that if even the true believers vary from the state religious doctrine in the slightest, they will be subject to oppression just like all those other religions. Never realizing that people will still be poor, still commit crimes, still want to kill one another, and still have sex! What is wrong with their heads?

6/22/2008 2:58:26 AM

Horsefeathers

"A theocracy is ok with me."

You need a history lesson. Or a plane ticket to Iran or Saudi Arabia.

"No crime, violence, men and women getting married, no spread of STDs, how can one beat that when ALL are on the same page?"

Which page would that be? Christianity has 30,000+ sects of various description, almost none of which agree with one another on damn near anything including the divinity of Jesus. Then there's religions outside of Christianity or even the Abrahamic tradition. So, again, which "page" would you all be on?

6/22/2008 3:11:51 AM

The Watcher

You do realize that just because something is illegal doesn't mean it's gone, right?

6/22/2008 3:16:03 AM

Beeblebrox

A theocracy is ok with me. No crime, violence, men and women getting married, no spread of STDs, how can one beat that when ALL are on the same page?

Good points, f***stick! Why not ask Iraq, Iran, the Palestinians, and North Korea about how super living in a theocracy is? People like you will be the ones immortalized forever in the upcoming pictures in our future history books of fundie a**holes burning the Constitution. As a historical irony, fire from a Harry Potter/Catcher in the Rye book burning will be used to set our founding documents alight.

By the way, dips***, it's purely due to the fact that America (That's where I assume you're from; only an American fundie would praise a theocracy.) is a republic that you're allowed to express an individual opinion. I can't wait until our future Federal Spiritual Shepherds catch you talking heresy and whip you to death in the public square.

6/22/2008 3:17:27 AM

MrBadAxe

"men and women getting married"

Yep, people in Iran getting married for 9 minutes and then promptly divorced. Prostitution in all but name, and you can have it in a theocracy TODAY!

6/22/2008 3:27:54 AM

Pyroclasm

Yeah! Just look at Iran! Or hell, Europe during the 1000's. That was such a wonderful time, what with the high infant mortality rate, the horrible diseases, the total absence of personal freedoms, the persecution of Non-Christians... It sounds like paradise!

6/22/2008 3:33:33 AM

Little Miss

Can someone say naive?

6/22/2008 3:43:54 AM

Osiris

Here' the hilarious part there are still crimes in theocracies. And it's the government that causes most of the violence half the time.

6/22/2008 3:45:40 AM

Mike

Yeah, Iran sure is like that, EXCEPT NOT.

6/22/2008 3:46:10 AM

Lunalelle

Yeah, because theocracies in practice have worked so well.

6/22/2008 3:46:39 AM



I think that Venu needs to look up the meaning of the word theocracy. I don't think that he knows what it means.

6/22/2008 3:47:26 AM

approximate

OK, a Muslim theocracy it is.

Why are you screaming? I thought you wanted a theocracy.

6/22/2008 3:55:55 AM

Ionakana

Great idea, make the law put those STDs in their place once and for all. While you're at it, could you outlaw the 'flu as well?

6/22/2008 4:22:41 AM

sofia the antichrist - I am god!

Yeah, because theocracy worked out so out in medieval europe, and they're working out so well right now in the middle east.

6/22/2008 4:23:19 AM

Fanatic-Templar

Yeah, why shouldn't we look up to idyllic nations such as Iran?

6/22/2008 4:26:50 AM

Tony

No rights, no liberties, no freedom, no choice...

6/22/2008 4:29:37 AM



Since when is anyone "on the same page" as anyone else?

6/22/2008 4:36:59 AM

Yog-Sothoth

Like Saudi Arabia?

6/22/2008 4:48:32 AM

ChildeofMalkav

You're saying a world where Nazi would succeed?

6/22/2008 4:50:58 AM

The Devil's Advocate

Crime is already against the law. Doesn't stop people from committing them.

6/22/2008 5:10:56 AM
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