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Atheists are permitted to marry in this country. Your argument fails.

In atheist churches, by atheist ministers, yes of course. In the eyes of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and in the eyes of man. Can't believe I forget about that.

slowmutant, Wrong Planet 41 Comments [6/22/2008 9:22:50 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Mathew
WTF?! || meh

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Actually, it's usually in parks with a big party afterwards. Why bother having a minister?


6/22/2008 9:27:03 AM


Yeah, Theres 5 marriages a day in my atheist church.

6/22/2008 9:37:08 AM

sgt snoodles

We have churches and ministers now?

6/22/2008 9:47:29 AM


How exactly does one have an atheist minister?

6/22/2008 9:53:01 AM


Can I marry in the name of the FSM?

6/22/2008 9:55:18 AM


Only if you have been touched by His noodly appendage
( and we have all been touched by His noodly appendage. See I got sauce right here on my arm. )

6/22/2008 10:23:06 AM

Mister Spak

Fail followed by another fail.

6/22/2008 11:56:42 AM



6/22/2008 12:12:26 PM


Sorry, I'm a little late to this one. I was at my atheist church, talking to my atheist minister. What did he say?

6/22/2008 12:44:10 PM


I really like my atheist church. The after-services orgies are great. Some of the Darwin-worshipping gets a little boring, but hey, orgies.

6/22/2008 1:18:22 PM


believers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster are not Atheists as he's the God of Pastafarism.

Marriage isn't now nor ever was a Christian product

6/22/2008 1:27:59 PM


"In atheist churches, by atheist ministers, yes of course."

I don't think you're entirely clear on this whole "atheist" concept.

"In the eyes of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and in the eyes of man."

You people can't all be so stupid as to actually believe this FSM joke is taken seriously, can you?

"Can't believe I forget about that."

And I can't believe you actually posted such stupidity on a public forum.

6/22/2008 1:50:19 PM


Is this a follow-on from the whole 'atheism is a religion' thing?

6/22/2008 2:09:38 PM

I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt and think that this was meant as a sarcastic reply to another post.

6/22/2008 3:09:57 PM


Woah, we have churches now? That's a new one on me.

6/22/2008 3:57:06 PM


I wanna go to an atheist church.

6/22/2008 4:22:38 PM


I love my atheist church. It's built according to Tzeentchian architecture.

6/22/2008 5:53:55 PM


Atheist orthodoxy is the only true atheism! All other sects who serve Athe in any other way will burn in hell!

6/22/2008 6:38:00 PM

Moon Wolfhowl



6/22/2008 8:22:01 PM


Fail! No such thing as an atheist church. Or an atheist minister (although, I wonder if I could make up a little business card with that on it and see if I can get any cool discounts or get to cut in line at the airport).

6/22/2008 8:36:37 PM

Old Viking

Has anyone looked into favorable tax implications from founding an atheist church?

6/22/2008 10:52:49 PM


What do you expect on a forum for asperger's syndrome?

6/22/2008 11:09:00 PM


Josh: AHEM.

slowmutant == stupid

Asperger's Syndrome != stupid

Thank you.

6/22/2008 11:29:31 PM


Umn... no. Fail.

6/22/2008 11:40:07 PM


I forgot that marriage is a religious institution. I thought that was matrimony. My mistake.

6/22/2008 11:58:14 PM
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