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Atheists are permitted to marry in this country. Your argument fails.


In atheist churches, by atheist ministers, yes of course. In the eyes of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and in the eyes of man. Can't believe I forget about that.

slowmutant, Wrong Planet 40 Comments [6/22/2008 9:22:50 AM]
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#553232
Frank

Actually, it's usually in parks with a big party afterwards. Why bother having a minister?

-Frank

6/22/2008 9:27:03 AM

#553238
Chrs181818

Yeah, Theres 5 marriages a day in my atheist church.

6/22/2008 9:37:08 AM

#553253
sgt snoodles

We have churches and ministers now?

6/22/2008 9:47:29 AM

#553264
Kiro

How exactly does one have an atheist minister?

6/22/2008 9:53:01 AM

#553267
Freboy

Can I marry in the name of the FSM?

6/22/2008 9:55:18 AM

#553285
Kinderklein

@Freboy
Only if you have been touched by His noodly appendage
( and we have all been touched by His noodly appendage. See I got sauce right here on my arm. )

6/22/2008 10:23:06 AM

#553362
Mister Spak

Fail followed by another fail.

6/22/2008 11:56:42 AM

#553380
aaa

?

6/22/2008 12:12:26 PM

#553418
kingoftheheavies

Sorry, I'm a little late to this one. I was at my atheist church, talking to my atheist minister. What did he say?

6/22/2008 12:44:10 PM

#553476
RI

I really like my atheist church. The after-services orgies are great. Some of the Darwin-worshipping gets a little boring, but hey, orgies.

6/22/2008 1:18:22 PM

#553483
Canadiest

believers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster are not Atheists as he's the God of Pastafarism.

Marriage isn't now nor ever was a Christian product

6/22/2008 1:27:59 PM

#553519
Horsefeathers

"In atheist churches, by atheist ministers, yes of course."

I don't think you're entirely clear on this whole "atheist" concept.

"In the eyes of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and in the eyes of man."

You people can't all be so stupid as to actually believe this FSM joke is taken seriously, can you?

"Can't believe I forget about that."

And I can't believe you actually posted such stupidity on a public forum.

6/22/2008 1:50:19 PM

#553544
Ambrielle

Is this a follow-on from the whole 'atheism is a religion' thing?

6/22/2008 2:09:38 PM

#553617


I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt and think that this was meant as a sarcastic reply to another post.

6/22/2008 3:09:57 PM

#553676
Pyroclasm

Woah, we have churches now? That's a new one on me.

6/22/2008 3:57:06 PM

#553703
anonymous_troy

I wanna go to an atheist church.

6/22/2008 4:22:38 PM

#553790
Fanatic-Templar

I love my atheist church. It's built according to Tzeentchian architecture.

6/22/2008 5:53:55 PM

#553831
randomcollision

Atheist orthodoxy is the only true atheism! All other sects who serve Athe in any other way will burn in hell!

6/22/2008 6:38:00 PM

#553943
Moon Wolfhowl

Atheist...Churches?


DOES NOT COMPUTE.

6/22/2008 8:22:01 PM

#553963
Fishcakes

Fail! No such thing as an atheist church. Or an atheist minister (although, I wonder if I could make up a little business card with that on it and see if I can get any cool discounts or get to cut in line at the airport).

6/22/2008 8:36:37 PM

#554091
Old Viking

Has anyone looked into favorable tax implications from founding an atheist church?

6/22/2008 10:52:49 PM

#554107
Josh

What do you expect on a forum for asperger's syndrome?

6/22/2008 11:09:00 PM

#554138
CCMars

Josh: AHEM.

slowmutant == stupid

Asperger's Syndrome != stupid

Thank you.


6/22/2008 11:29:31 PM

#554153
Jud

Umn... no. Fail.

6/22/2008 11:40:07 PM

#554176
Angus

I forgot that marriage is a religious institution. I thought that was matrimony. My mistake.

6/22/2008 11:58:14 PM
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