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How come atheists don't know anything about world history?
They can't spell. They don't know American or World history, and half of them are gay

Zorcon from Antares, Yahoo! Answers 42 Comments [6/22/2008 5:36:28 AM]
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#553099

agentCDE

[citation needed]

6/22/2008 5:37:06 AM

#553106

dpareja

I know Christianity's pretty damn recent in the world. I know America was not founded on Christianity (and I'm not American). And I know to end my sentences with a period.

6/22/2008 5:40:05 AM

#553109

TheNerd

Aww... they deleted the original. Sorry about that.

6/22/2008 5:41:04 AM

#553111

Amos

This projector, does it get satellite or cable?

6/22/2008 5:41:48 AM

#553114

Lucilius

How's the weather on Antares, Zorcon? Here on Earth, it's been a nice day; and our atheists tend to be the most intelligent, best-educated types around.

I've got a degree in history myself, I make my living by writing (hence my excellent spelling) and I'm quite straight.

You, however, are still a total fuckhead.

6/22/2008 5:45:08 AM

#553118

Generic Human Fleshbot

Let us look at these claims this moron has made of me.

1. No, I know alot about World History and got an A in a college equivalent class.

2. No, my spelling may not be perfect, but it is generally correct.

3. No, I am straight.

You sir, fail.

6/22/2008 5:48:24 AM

#553122

MysticalChicken

I've had nearly-perfect spelling since I was about four. I can't say the same about most of the people who are quoted on this site. And are you talking about real history, or Fundie Revisionist History? 'Cause, I know a pretty fair amount of the former... (thank you, Sarah Vowell!)

6/22/2008 5:53:09 AM

#553124

You know over here we often ask exactly the same question about fundies(and with far more justification I might add)!

6/22/2008 5:55:13 AM

#553132

Razark

Which world's history would that be, then?

6/22/2008 6:10:19 AM

#553141

werewolf

And your point is?

6/22/2008 6:23:21 AM

#553145

approximate

How come fundies cannot use punctuation correctly?

STFU, asshole.

6/22/2008 6:27:25 AM

#553166

onoma

I can tell that you've done a well-funded scientific study as a source to your claims. Great job.

6/22/2008 6:45:18 AM

#553176

anonymous_troy

"They can't spell"

Firefox and I make that a point.

"They don't know American or World history,"

Took both in high school.

"and half of them are gay"

And half of them aren't. Like... me.

6/22/2008 6:53:39 AM

#553180

aaa

Ahem, I am living proof that you are full of it.

6/22/2008 7:00:13 AM

#553197

DinDC

Sence I cannnt spel, cuz I aem gey, thin I cun ohnly sey thit thiss dohnt maek moch since!

6/22/2008 7:54:42 AM

#553200

Ambrielle

Poe. Poe. Poe.

6/22/2008 8:33:38 AM

#553205

doomie 22

Many gays are atheists, not the other way around. This is because mass religions such as Christianity alienate them and drive them away. Also, to my knowledge, the previous sentence (as well as this one) contains no spelling or grammatical errors.

6/22/2008 8:43:44 AM

#553208

Fishcakes

No, no--you mean fundies, not atheists. Atheists tend to be educated, or at the very least, understand what education they received in high school, better than fundie lunatics.

By the way--I'm a Dirty Agnostic and I managed to spell every word in this post right. Do I get my Atheist/Agnostic Street Cred taken away now?

6/22/2008 8:54:19 AM

#553219

Eden

How come atheists don't know anything about world history?

This is strange as I it seems to me that normally it is the religious fundamentalists who show more lack in this field of science, than do atheists.
Especially the history of their own religion seems to be terra incognita to most christian fundamentalists.

6/22/2008 9:06:00 AM

#553226

shadoom

They can't spell
-But I can use full stops.

They don't know American or World history
-America is part of the world you idiot, and I think it would be pretty hard for me to fluke 16 or more end of term history exams

and half of them are gay
-No. And how would you know anyway?

6/22/2008 9:18:11 AM

#553257

Godbuster

What's American ?

Burgers.

Or you didn't really mean as a language. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

EDIT : Oh wait, me drunk, American history. Well, that's a rather easy subject...'tis short aaaaaaaaaaaaaand I think World history covers it.

6/22/2008 9:49:25 AM

#553359

tardsmacker

I'm well-versed in world history, I can spell, and I'm not gay.
triple threat baby!!!! woohoo!!!!

6/22/2008 11:55:07 AM

#553378

Mister Spak

They don't know anything about fundie fiction. World history is a different subject altogether.

6/22/2008 12:10:01 PM

#553412

Amanda

I don't think it's the fundies that should be saying we can't spell, judging by the other posts I've seen here. Not to mention trying to tell us about the history of the world.

6/22/2008 12:40:59 PM

#553564

FundieBasher

*head explodes*

6/22/2008 2:25:17 PM

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