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I wasn't trying to say that he was the a/c.....I just find it strange how people who aren't Christians are so easily drawn to him....and most Christians can see right through him....there is nothing charismatic about him to me....I think he is a pawn to help set up the world for the a/c....(are we aloud to say that? if not, please let me know and I will delete..)

cbressler1976, RaptureReady 33 Comments [6/22/2008 2:39:30 AM]
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Lucilius

"Most Christians?" Gotta be talking about Obama, I'm sure. But since the nonreligious are only about 14 percent of the population, it's obvious that the majority of his support comes from Christians - just like any other candidate.

But unlike Huckabee, Buchanan, Robertson and Bryan, he doesn't tend to attract egg-sucking inbred yahoos. I think that's the "Christian" crowd cbressler is identifying with.

6/22/2008 2:43:15 AM

Allegory for Jesus

Is it that most Christians CAN see right through him, or is it that most Christians WANT to see right through him, so they bring up all that crap about him being Muslim/racist against white people/the antichrist in order to justify their dismissal of him? I don't think I need to tell you which one I think it is.

6/22/2008 2:53:14 AM

anonymous_troy

I hope there's air conditioning involved.

6/22/2008 2:55:03 AM

Marty McFly

Since my a/c is broken, thus making it hot in here - maybe he can come to my place.

6/22/2008 3:13:32 AM

Beeblebrox

I wasn't trying to say that he was the a/c.....

This must be about Obama. Seriously, you deep-down fundies are terrified about this "muslim n*****" having a real shot at the big chair. Could that possibly be because it was Christianity that was the driving force behind keeping slavery legal for as long as it was and you're sweating about the other shoe finally dropping? Or is it because it was Christians who fought the hardest against integration of the schools and the legalization of interracial marriage?

.....I just find it strange how people who aren't Christians are so easily drawn to him....

Maybe that's because he doesn't have bat-s*** loonies like Hagee endorsing him. Guess what, douche? Everyone in America is sick to death of fundie right-wingers and that "family values" trip we've been forced to suck on since the 1980s.

....and most Christians can see right through him...

I'd put that down to Obama's refusal to house Pat Robertson's flaccid c*** in his mouth. I was behind Bush for a good long time but his drive for that Constitutional amendment against gay marriage screwed your team out of any support I might have given you boys.

....there is nothing charismatic about him to me....

Yeah...I can see how a young, energetic go-getter with new ideas and an iron spine (I have yet to see him back off one position he's taken even in the face of heavy criticism.) would fail to engage a limp-dick n*****-hating cross-kisser like yourself.

....I think he is a pawn to help set up the world for the a/c....

That's funny; I always say the same thing about people like you. Takes all sorts, doesn't it?

(are we aloud to say that? if not, please let me know and I will delete..)

Sure, you can say that--this is America. You're ALLOWED to say almost anything you want.

6/22/2008 3:32:15 AM

cool cats

Ah...

The Obama drama continues on RR I see.

If he wins the White House I'm going to be watching just in case the Rapture happens.

Isn't that what you guys want anyway? You could fly away to Jesus if he becomes president.

6/22/2008 3:35:13 AM

Pyroclasm

a/c? What you mean the antichrist? Are you so afraid of fictional beings that you can't even type their names?

"Vodemor-" "SHH! We dare not speak his name!"

6/22/2008 3:35:40 AM



A lot of Christians are drawn to him too, of course, your kind of narrow-minded non-scriptural death cultists are going ot have a problem with anyone following Jesus who is not as bigoted as you(which includes all Moderate Christians).

6/22/2008 3:44:45 AM

Mike

*drinks*

6/22/2008 3:45:37 AM

DarkfireTaimatsu

First, it's "allowed", dingbat. Please to be learning the English.

Secondly, if you mean "anti-christ", write it out. I'm reading your post as if you're deathly afraid of the air conditioner.

6/22/2008 4:01:25 AM

sofia the antichrist - I am god!

You know what? I'm sick of this shit. There is no God, there is no devil, there will be no anti-christ, rapture, pearly gates... it's all a bullshit delusion. Jesus was a cult leader. The old testament is a book of MYTHS. Just like the gods of ancient Greece.

You idiots are wasting your lives, and ruining the lives of countless others, for a huge, steaming load of BULLSHIT.

6/22/2008 4:20:54 AM

Moon Wolfhowl

You're allowed to say it, but you still shouldn't because it's retarded.

6/22/2008 4:46:27 AM

Yog-Sothoth

Pawn for the A/C? So AC/DC will run the country starting 2009? ROCK ON!!!!

6/22/2008 4:47:00 AM

MysticalChicken

Well, I don't think he's the air conditioning either... oh, you meant anti-christ? <deadpan>Of course you did.</deadpan> He's not that, either.

(I'm assuming we're talking about Obama here, right?)

6/22/2008 5:40:50 AM

approximate

What's so bad about air conditioning? It gets hot in the summer sometimes, even up here in Canada.

6/22/2008 6:34:47 AM

onoma

"I think he is a pawn to help set up the world for the a/c...."

wait... obama is a pawn to fight global warming?

6/22/2008 6:49:08 AM

ID82

You're trying to say he's an air conditioner?

6/22/2008 6:50:18 AM

aaa

Rapturites are going to get a heart attack when Obama wins...

6/22/2008 6:56:04 AM

nintendofreakgcn

Fear the air conditioning!

6/22/2008 10:53:21 AM

Laura

The Air Conditioning will lead the world to perdition! It will rule with an iron fist! OMG I'm so scared!

Gotta love cbressler, she's a sweet girl, just really fuckin' stupid. She has children, too, poor things.

6/22/2008 11:20:01 AM

tardsmacker

First off, I'm pretty sure your not trying to refer to him as air conditioning. Second , its ALLOWED, Don't you assholes even have basic spelling skills. Christ is not the answer,
kill yourself now!

6/22/2008 11:41:28 AM

Mister Spak

"I just find it strange how people who aren't Christians are so easily drawn to him"

Not strange at all. Christians are drawn to champions of dumbfuckery like Kent Hovind.

"and most Christians can see right through him"

No, most christians don't know what the fuck he's talking about because that requires brains.

6/22/2008 12:20:47 PM

RI

Good grief. These people quite literally view the world with all the sophistication of a Golden Age superhero comic book.

6/22/2008 1:28:14 PM



you know...my first reaction reading this was: "who do they think is the air conditioning?"

6/22/2008 2:42:15 PM

Xotan

~There are demons in the a/c. I felt their cold breath chilling the back of my neck on the motorway today, even though the temperature was 104 F outside. Then I decided it was time to deal with the chill demons. I lowered the a/c to make it more accepatable.

6/22/2008 7:21:26 PM
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