To compare gods to fairies or santa is not fair since we know these things do not exist.
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His username is emopeacekid. Are you actually going to take anything he says seriously? This is just some thirteen year old white middle-class kid who cries himself to sleep at night because he wants to sound smart without educating himself on the real issues, listens to bad music and really wants into the head cheerleaders pants, but she won't give him the time of day because he steals his sister's eyeliner. Trust me, I used to be best friends with this guy.
SANTA DOES TOO EXIST. :(
I'm getting all your presents at Christmastime, 'cos you don't believe in him.
(Does that sound familiar to anyone else? :P)
Of course fairies exist, it says so in the holy book . As for Santa, we have an eyewitness account .
@Mandy:
So did I, which given how naughty I was as a child, is frankly a miracle!
rt wrote:
"Last Christmas Santa gave me a crucifix and some pixie dust.
I'm so fucking confused I still don't know what to make of it."
That's nothing, last year Santa got me a fairy costume and some 'angel dust'. Wow did I have a wild night!
As a child, I regularly received presents from Santa, and saw the remains of the mince pie and milk I'd left for him. As a child, I regularly left my lost teeth under my pillow, and found them replaced next morning by a small cash reward. As a child I frequently prayed to God, and saw all my prayers go unanswered.
No, comparing gods to Santa and fairies is certainly not fair. Most of us have seen far more "evidence" for the latter two than for the former.
'Santa' brought me presents, the 'Tooth Fairy' gave me money, but 'God' took away my grandma after I begged him not to.
I don't think any of them are real, but if I had to pick one to believe in I can tell you now who fersure won't be making the short-list!
How do you know? Perhaps you just need to have FAITH ! You just need to BELIEVE ! If you haven't seen them, you just haven't believed hard enough!
What...? It sounds just as silly coming from people like you, emo.
So close, yet so far.
You know, the funny thing is that, as a kid, I was the first one to figure out the whole gag. I started doubting Santa when I was, like, 4 (but a "kids who believe in Santa get more presents" from my Dad kept me quiet about it until quite a while later, when my little brother still believed in Santa, so I got presents from Santa anyway,) and by the time I was old enough to lose teeth I knew about the whole "tooth fairy" and "Easter bunny" shtick, and I'm not sure I ever really bought those. So yeah, I guess it's pretty logical that I'm an atheist now.
[Fundiespeak on]
Of course Santa exists.
We have lots of Hollywood movies about him and a holiday in which he brings presents. We even know what he wears, how he looks like and the name of the reindeer that pull his sled.
Do you honestly believe that we would know all this if he didn´t exist? Do you really believe that all people who believe in Santa have succumbed to a delusion?
[Fundiespeak off]
Confused?
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