I CAN'T WAIT to go fishing with the mortal humans, and teach them of our LORD! Oh baby a bucket of refreshments, a nice boat, and fishin' all day rather than driving through congested highways trying to make appointments on time, and selling technology in the heat of the day as I do now...No weeping, no broken heartedness, just the Glory and Light of the Messiah shining throughout the earth lighting the way for the population.
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I'll go fishing with you...
At which point I will hit you in the back of the head with an oar until you gasp your last breath, and throw you overboard.
I have no idea what this is supposed to be mean. It's pretty kooky, but sounds kind of fun. Except for, you know, the God thing.
yeah, I'd like to hear more about Odin, too.
Odin is the Lord of Valhalla, you know. In Valhalla you drink all night and you fight all day, so there isn't much time for fishing, sorry. Unless we're fighting giant mutant fish in scuba gear.
I believe he is referring to the "Millennial Reign of Christ" in which the sky daddy is supposed to stop the bad guys from running the world; and bring 'peace' through a 'Rod of Iron'.
Some Christians (I'm assuming especially RR fundies) think that they will be co-rulers on the earth during this time. That they'll be getting to set the rules, punish the 'bad people' etc, etc, etc.
In other words; a Fundie Theocracy. A fundie's wet-dream.
I can see the fundie, I suppose, but there's not much worth laughing at. I mean, if it makes him happy, and harms no one, I'm all for it.
@Seabhag: Their wet dream? I dunno about that. After everyone's been raptured and all us sinners are sent to Hell, there'll be nobody to look down on, oppress, abuse, hate...
@LordJiro
That's the thing. According to that belief system: after they get raptured the world goes to a 'figurative' hell, not a literal one. Then after 7 years 'God' comes back to Earth and all the RR folk who were raptured come back. Then 'God' governs the Earth for 1000 years after making everything perfect again (one place a lack of concern for the environment comes in), and all the RR folk get to govern the mortals that are left on the planet.
Ummm....."mortal humans"????
Which would make you what?
I pity those poor "mortal humans." I'm sure being trapped on a boat with you witnessing ranks right up there with getting a root canal and getting stabbed with a rusty knife on the scale of enjoyment.
While this guy is undeniably pure demented fundie, I think he deserves a slight negation of his score because his vision of heaven is actually decent enough to include socialising with people, rather than the traditional fundie's entirely greed-based heaven of simply lording it up in a house built of solid gold. Still, it's rather depressing that he doesn't seem to realise that you don't actually need a goddamn apocalypse and despotic reign of a tyrant before you can go fishing with friends - how stupid do you have to be to wait for death to achieve something you could just go out and do today?
I CAN'T WAIT to go fishing with the mortal humans
So are you one of those reptilians we keep hearing about? Did you just let your secret slip?
and teach them of our LORD!
And swimming for shore. Seriously, when your out fishing SHUT THE FUCK UP! I can't stand fishing with people who yap the day away.
a bucket of refreshments, a nice boat, and fishin' all day rather than driving through congested highways trying to make appointments on time
It's called retirement, or winning the lottery.
No weeping, no broken heartedness, just the Glory and Light of the Messiah shining throughout the earth lighting the way for the population.
Fishing is great, but you have to come back to shore at some point.
I don't know much about travelling salesmen, but is there really that much weeping involved? Broken hearts or whatever he talks about?
Is she/he not mortal, or does he/she know people who are? If he/she lives in the US there is probably no-one who have never heard of "our LORD". Oh, maybe a few children under the age of 7, but everyone else already knows. So, Ironguild, your work is done for you... I believe lots of shintoists in Japan knows about Jesus too, they might even have read more of the bible than the people at RR have. People in Japan tend to be well educated, that probably includes studying other cultures' religion.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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