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I CAN'T WAIT to go fishing with the mortal humans, and teach them of our LORD! Oh baby a bucket of refreshments, a nice boat, and fishin' all day rather than driving through congested highways trying to make appointments on time, and selling technology in the heat of the day as I do now...No weeping, no broken heartedness, just the Glory and Light of the Messiah shining throughout the earth lighting the way for the population.

Ironguild, RaptureReady 35 Comments [6/22/2008 12:11:37 AM]
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Submitted By: Ceiling Cat
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Pyroclasm

It's kind of sad, really.

6/22/2008 12:21:35 AM

threshold

Nothing like being preached at all damned day while stuck in a boat. Hopefully you're one of the fundies that doesn't drink, then everyone else can get tanked and ignore you.

6/22/2008 12:24:55 AM

crazyroper

As opposed to those immortal humans I keep hearing about?

6/22/2008 12:33:10 AM

Quantum Mechanic

So you are trot line bait?

6/22/2008 12:34:26 AM

Old Viking

Whatever.

6/22/2008 12:36:59 AM

Amanda

The mortal humans? So which Greek God are you? I'm guessing Poseidon, considering you're talking about going fishing. Have fun telling the mortals about Zeus. I'm sure he'll appreciate it!

6/22/2008 12:37:24 AM

CeilingCat

This is his fantasy about what it's going to be like after the Rapture. Apparently they think they are going to be kind of "keepers" of those of us left on earth after everything goes down...or up, as the case may be.

6/22/2008 12:37:51 AM

Rawley

I thought all was lost after the rapture, so why bother?

6/22/2008 12:45:48 AM

kingoftheheavies

I'll go fishing with you...

At which point I will hit you in the back of the head with an oar until you gasp your last breath, and throw you overboard.

6/22/2008 12:54:20 AM

Illuminatalie

"I CAN'T WAIT to go fishing with the mortal human"
I take it you are currently institutionalized. Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes.

6/22/2008 12:56:55 AM

SeenAndNotSeen

I have no idea what this is supposed to be mean. It's pretty kooky, but sounds kind of fun. Except for, you know, the God thing.

6/22/2008 1:05:03 AM

Osiris

Someone needs to get out more.

6/22/2008 1:12:26 AM

Little Miss

"mortal humans"? As opposed to....what, exactly?

6/22/2008 1:18:52 AM

ozznova

yeah, I'd like to hear more about Odin, too.

Odin is the Lord of Valhalla, you know. In Valhalla you drink all night and you fight all day, so there isn't much time for fishing, sorry. Unless we're fighting giant mutant fish in scuba gear.

6/22/2008 1:42:58 AM

anonymous_troy

Atheist Joe knew it was the only escape from insanity.

He held himself underneath the boat until the bubbles stopped.

6/22/2008 1:59:54 AM

Allegory for Jesus

He's going to trap hapless fellows in the middle of the ocean on a rickety boat so that they will have no choice but to listen to him rave on about Jesus! Disturbingly clever, especially for what is essentially a man riding on the seat of pants through what appears to be a mid-life crisis.

6/22/2008 2:25:02 AM

Bryan65

Yeah, then we chop you up and use you for bait. The fish may puke you up, but that's their problem.

6/22/2008 2:29:12 AM

MrBadAxe

Who let him on the Sea Org boat?

6/22/2008 3:25:18 AM

Seabhag

I believe he is referring to the "Millennial Reign of Christ" in which the sky daddy is supposed to stop the bad guys from running the world; and bring 'peace' through a 'Rod of Iron'.

Some Christians (I'm assuming especially RR fundies) think that they will be co-rulers on the earth during this time. That they'll be getting to set the rules, punish the 'bad people' etc, etc, etc.

In other words; a Fundie Theocracy. A fundie's wet-dream.

6/22/2008 4:10:48 AM

Fanatic-Templar

I can see the fundie, I suppose, but there's not much worth laughing at. I mean, if it makes him happy, and harms no one, I'm all for it.

6/22/2008 4:15:28 AM

LordJiro

@Seabhag: Their wet dream? I dunno about that. After everyone's been raptured and all us sinners are sent to Hell, there'll be nobody to look down on, oppress, abuse, hate...

6/22/2008 4:43:50 AM

Philbert McAdamia

What a way to totally fuck up a good day fishing.

6/22/2008 4:59:45 AM

Seabhag

@LordJiro

That's the thing. According to that belief system: after they get raptured the world goes to a 'figurative' hell, not a literal one. Then after 7 years 'God' comes back to Earth and all the RR folk who were raptured come back. Then 'God' governs the Earth for 1000 years after making everything perfect again (one place a lack of concern for the environment comes in), and all the RR folk get to govern the mortals that are left on the planet.

6/22/2008 5:39:49 AM

aaa

Fishing?

6/22/2008 6:12:42 AM

DW

Ironguild is going to be in the next Highlander film due to him being the "only one" immortal...

6/22/2008 9:48:24 AM
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