I seriously feel we are at the door right now of eternity! I mean I will even be surprised if He doesn't come by this weekend, I feel it is that close! It's a little scary because I keep wondering what will happen to our sweet loyal pets, not to metion loved ones that aren't saved!
It's hard for me to stay focused on anything because I constantly feel like we are at the end!
Maybe I'm reading these posts too much??
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It must be a strange world you´re living in.
Always feeling that HE will come next weekend, or the week thereafter and so on
and always getting disappointed and having to assure yourself that he just didn´t come this time because the weather wasn´t right or the stars weren´tz aligned properly and that next time HE will definitely come
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How do you people live like this? "Maybe today, maybe next week, Surely by next year, blah, blah", it's not happening, live your life. Sheesh!
Oh, and most of you need a good lay, you should make that your new goal.
I seriously feel that in 500 years Uh-merica will be fact! I mean I will be surprised if it doesn't come in 50 years it is so close! It's a little scary because I keep fearing for Humanity's future, not to mention the planet's.
It's hard for me to stay focused because I constantly feel like its already begun!
Maybe I'm reading these quotes too much??
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I have a date tonight, but it probably won't end with any Rapturing this weekend, unfortunately. I'll get back to you, Dani.
"I seriously feel we are at the door right now of eternity!"
Yes, yes. It's always soon with you people.
"I mean I will even be surprised if He doesn't come by this weekend, I feel it is that close!"
Somehow I doubt it will surprise you in the least. You people should be used to it by now.
"It's a little scary because I keep wondering what will happen to our sweet loyal pets, not to metion loved ones that aren't saved!"
I don't know about your pets but eventually your loved ones will have to have you locked away for your own safety and their own sanity.
"It's hard for me to stay focused on anything because I constantly feel like we are at the end!"
Uh, yeah. Not gonna happen.
"Maybe I'm reading these posts too much??"
Ya think!?
Don't worry, I'll take care of your animals, and I'll take all your shit too since you won't be needing it. Please leave the money, credit cards and PINs under your mattress on the right side so I don't have to waste a lot of time looking for them. Your dog needs food, you know.
Too late, He came LAST weekend while you were busy mentally masturbating over the rapture ready posts.
Oops, sorry re the double posts. Didn't even realise it could be done. It's a sign from above that He agrees with my argument.
These people are immeasurably dangerous.
I hope there's an anti-rapture, which pulls all of them to hell, instead.
Just kidding. Even these primitive neo-savages bound to superstitious nonsense don't deserve torment to that extent.
Friday, 6:00 AM: I can feel it guys, it's coming today!
Friday, 1:00 PM: Any time now, we just have to be patient.
Friday, 8:00 PM: Hey, the day's not over. Have faith!
Friday, 11:00 PM: Huh, that's weird, maybe tomorrow.
Saturday, 6:00 AM: This is it guys, today's the day!
Ad infinitum
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