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I have some questions for you?

You live in a house right?
Was your house made out of thin air?
How can you prove to me that a builder build it Right?


You probably have Paintings hanging off the wall right?
How can you prove to me that a Painter Painted that Paintings?
Was the Painting made out of thin air?

You probably have a car right?
Was the car made out of thin air?

Accidents are ugly cause I was in one.
How can Big Bang made stuff so beautiful like flowers or Trees or Mountian?

Why does the season Changes each year?
Why does leaves fall not in spring?

LoneWolf1984, deviantART 61 Comments [6/22/2008 6:56:32 AM]
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BreeStar

Oh, for fuck's sake. Get an education, already!

6/22/2008 7:02:01 AM

MysticalChicken

Two sentences in, I knew this was a LoneWolf quote.

Also: axial tilt creates the seasons. How can you be over four and not know this?

6/22/2008 7:02:25 AM

LordJiro

*foam*

-Warning- Exposure to LoneWolf1984 idiocy may cause brain damage.

6/22/2008 7:03:26 AM

TheNerd

"Accidents are ugly cause I was in one."

I hope your ugliness doesn't spread to anything else!

6/22/2008 7:05:29 AM

anonymous_troy

I'm going to answer this as Dave Chappelle's Lil' Jon..

"You live in a house right?"

YEAAAAAHH!

"Was your house made out of thin air?"

WHUUT?

"How can you prove to me that a builder build it Right?"

How... right? What the hell is that? Yeah a builder built it, I've seen houses constructed that way, it's a well-documented phenom.

"You probably have Paintings hanging off the wall right?"

YEAAAAH

"How can you prove to me that a Painter Painted that Paintings?"

OCKHAM'S RAZOR BITCH

"Was the Painting made out of thin air?"

WHUUUT?

"You probably have a car right?"

YEAAAAAHH!!

"Was the car made out of thin air?"

No, it was mdae by Dodge. I know because I've seen people build cars on television, and there is no process by which this car could form naturally.

"Accidents are ugly cause I was in one."

I'm sorry your ugliness wiped off on the accident.

"How can Big Bang made stuff so beautiful like flowers or Trees or Mountian?"

WHUT THE FUCK

The Big Bang did not create the universe instantly like your God. It created matter, which eventually formed life. Most of what you idiots call 'beautiful' was formed by life, not the Big Bang.

"Why does the season Changes each year?"

Because the Earth wobbles on its axis, stupid.

"Why does leaves fall not in spring?"

Because tress evolved to lose their leaves in winter and regrow them in the spring.


6/22/2008 7:05:32 AM

J-Hay

How many times is he going to use this same stupid fucking argument? Like you can compare a machine or a painting to the complexities of the universe. If you're going to use this argument over and over, at least know how to word it properly.

"How can you prove to me that a Painter Painted that Paintings?"

Why do you feel the need to capitalize 'paint' and all it's variations? And what the fuck is your point exactly? No one's knows what you're trying to say. Why do I even bother? I need a fucking drink...

6/22/2008 7:05:36 AM

aaa

You are naïve.

6/22/2008 7:06:14 AM

Squirbil

Allow me to answer in your own language.

Hazza blobberin eebin flobbin ogaoga fleegin. Arbin Flarbin wooba wooby loplop jubbawubba rizzle razzle.

6/22/2008 7:11:54 AM

Nibien

"Accidents are ugly cause I was in one."

That explains your intellectual capabilities, general spelling and grasp of logic and reasoning abilities.

In general, people with severe frontal lobe damage should not post on the internet.

6/22/2008 7:15:46 AM

SurfinSeaOtter

You live in a house right?
Was your house made out of thin air?
How can you prove to me that a builder build it Right?


Well, I guess I can call the mayor's office and find out...

You probably have Paintings hanging off the wall right?
How can you prove to me that a Painter Painted that Paintings?
Was the Painting made out of thin air?


Artists sign their work...

You probably have a car right?
Was the car made out of thin air?


Yup, nope it was made of metal, plastic, some other things

Accidents are ugly cause I was in one.
How can Big Bang made stuff so beautiful like flowers or Trees or Mountian?


That's cause you did it wrong... if you'd died you'd be helping the flowers grow

Why does the season Changes each year?
Why does leaves fall not in spring?


Because of the axis of the earth... why would the leaves fall off in spring unless you switched it around with Autumn which is when the leaves fall






6/22/2008 7:19:31 AM

3t7

Ok, LoneWolf1984 was funny for the first dozen or so submissions, but he is getting a little old now.

I wonder if English is not his first language?

6/22/2008 7:47:13 AM

Ambrielle

Never recovered from the accident.

6/22/2008 8:31:46 AM

Chrs181818

Was your God made out of thin air?



Proof pl0x

6/22/2008 8:35:15 AM

Fishcakes

I can prove all these things--the house, the painting, the car--because I probably know the guys who built it, or the company that built and designed it.

Also, leaves do fall in the spring sometimes. I work on a trail crew, and I had leaves and pinestraw all over me whenever I'd go uptrail.

6/22/2008 8:51:24 AM

Philbert McAdamia

Accidents are ugly cause I was in one.

Explains a lot and supports helmet laws.

6/22/2008 8:55:33 AM

Cabraxas

OK,,,, I'll give it a shot.

How can you prove to me that a builder build it.....
Because I watched them do it. To my specifications.

How can you prove to me that a Painter Painted that Paintings....
Because I watched her paint them.


Was the car made out of thin air,,,,
No, it was made in a factory. I've visited a car factory, I've seen cars being made.

How can Big Bang made stuff so beautiful like flowers or Trees or Mountian
It didn't. Wasn't that one easy?


Why does the season Changes each year?
It's partly the distance of the Earth from the sun, and partly the angle at which sunlight strikes the Earth, during the Earth's orbit around the Sun.

Why does leaves fall not in spring?
I assume you're talking about Deciduous plants. Well, in Spring, there are no leaves left to fall. They all fell off in Fall. (Gee, I wonder why they call it 'Fall' ?). The weather is warming after Winter, and it's part of the cycle of plants to begin forming new leaves and seeds in Spring, to continue the cycle of life.

Now that wasn't too hard, was it? Try to use that 5 kilos of grey matter in your head and you won't look such an idiot, next time.


6/22/2008 8:58:05 AM

One Trick Pony

@MysticalChicken

Same here, I had suspicions as soon as the first sentence ended in a question mark.

6/22/2008 9:11:50 AM

DW

"Accidents are ugly cause I was in one."

I read that first as, Accidents are ugly cause I wa sone...

6/22/2008 9:41:03 AM

Fartinanelevator

Here's his signature on his deviantArt page:

"If you are an WWE Fan. You got the Insult disease but it's also know as the World Wrestling Entertainment Plague.
The Scientists found out the Symptoms of having the Insult disease. You will become a zombie and pay 40 bucks to watch the worse PPV."

Can anyone tell me what any that means?

6/22/2008 9:44:53 AM



Maybe we should cut this dude some slack. I think he's a helmet wearer, if you know what I mean.

6/22/2008 9:46:32 AM

Godbuster

Computers can calculate things way beyond the human mind. To a certain degree that would mean that mankind has created something that IS more complex than it's creator. Humans have always been adept at collaborating to create marvels, hence some fantastic scientific discoveries that you're totally missing out on, but still benefit from.

I'm probably delving into science fiction, but it's almost fact that technology's ability to transcend its creator's capabilities and understanding.
You're an example of that.

6/22/2008 10:00:21 AM

Anon

This LoneWolf1984 is making more and more appearances here nowadays. He certainly is rising up in the world of notoriously stupid fundamentalists.

6/22/2008 10:11:37 AM

Laura

There are some stupid people on FSTDT!, but this guy actually hurts my head. He's like, sub-stupid.

#586915 - obviously he forgot his helmet, dude.

6/22/2008 11:05:12 AM

Fizit

Yeowch, that stupid burns.

6/22/2008 11:24:55 AM

Beeblebrox

Why does the season Changes each year?
Why does leaves fall not in spring?


Why do birds
Suddenly appear
Everytime
You are near?

Just like me
They long to be
Close to you


Aaaaaaaahhhh
Ahhhhh-Aaahhh-Ahhhhh-Aaaaah
Close to you

6/22/2008 11:30:28 AM
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